“Don’t speak ill of the dead” is about your aunt who was kind of an asshole, not the guy who would use his significant money and platform to push for racism and misogyny.

I haven't needed Costar's permission to want revenge, but I know in my heart the difference between wanting and seeking revenge.

Signal boost.

Signal boost

I'm going to let my family and friends know that my personality is just very, VERY, UNBELIEEEEEEERRVABLY intense. That should clear things up!

Can't tell if I've been complimented or insulted...

Oops, forgot non-gay content is on here, and was about to be like: "who's he?" But then realized it's the latest ICE douche. Sigh. Name and shame indeed.

Haircut before and after 😁

I can't tell you why, but you can almost guarantee a laugh from me by pairing classic art with some modern joke

I think people don't get that a lot of my actions are motivated by this: a lot of the things I do for others is what I really wished someone would do for me. It's a mixed bag, but I do my best when and where I can.

I have a fantasy of starting a program with planned parenthood offering free vasectomies throughout the US. I know they probably already do them, and everyone uses that idea as a point of "bodily autonomy", but I've never been convinced it was a bad idea at its root.

LOL, love this - I've taken to having difficult conversations in chat so I can end them by archiving my cohort temporarily while we both cool down

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

Funny that Google memories waited until after the Christmas season to remind me of this (6 years ago)

Hi I'm: Getting off at the wrong stop in the part of town with the highest murder rate in the city Pneumonia Traveling to a different country to sleep with a guy I never met while giving my family fake information about where I was going so they wouldn't know what I was doing ...

Eberron Ho Mebrew - made me chuckle, anyways

I'm going to use this in my next argument 😉

LET’S GO GIRLS

The first 3 words will define your 2026 Wine Friend Test I drink very sparingly, so I'll be surprised if wine actually has a defining role. I've been expanding my friend network, so that makes sense. I'm an elder Millennial - being tested has defined my entire life, as others might relate.

I was ambitious, but that was beaten out of me 😂 I've definitely become more introverted as I understood myself better, and I make the active choice to be kind where I can, so - hoping I'm succeeding 😅

So, I'm looking into recreational regressive hypnosis, and I'm only getting "past life regression" results. I don't think it's what I want: I want to be brought back to places (and meals) from this life, but I'm getting kink hypnosis or "you were Cleopatra in a previous life" vibes from this...

... Thanks, Elon? No, f*CK Elon forever, a fuck-up working out in our favor is still a fuck up

I àkept going until I got a prediction that made sense. Two others are "okay" and two others are "just no". can you guess which is which?

I enjoyed the "voice reveal" videos over the last few days, and it reminded me of this "Australian Accent Challenge" from early 2021:

I kind of wish there was a fatter, bearded, Marxist Matt Welch who was in love with me.

At a Levantine restaurant, and never have I been this close to being hate crimed by all the "look don't touch" straight (?) bears of my dreams... Because I really want to touch...

Happy Crimus 🎅🏾 It's Chrismun 🎄 Merry Crisis 🎁 Marty Chrysler ❄️

LOOOOOOL 😂😂😂

I love this 😂

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I mean, they probably won't succeed, but the pictures they'll take of their attempt will be pretty spectacular...

It's my birthday! I'll accept gifts in the form of dicks prepped to fuck my ass to completion, thank you 😜

This is so me 😂

Me last week 😁

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

I found a nude that looks like Jay Duckworth of TikTok fame, and I'm all: "make love to me, Jay - please!"

I really think straight men need sex work so bad, so that if/when they decide to enter a relationship with a woman, it's for them as a person and not some transactional bullshit that inspires memes like this.

Me since 2011 - I honestly have withdrawn from most political conversations because my response is "well, what did you think was going to happen." I feel thoroughly defeated, so I hold the same values, but since Carney won the Liberal primaries in Canada I feel like I have paid my dues activism-wise

"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie." That said, I am very actively against AI slop in entertainment.

Me, when it happens

How I hope he feels, combined with some of my feelings on the matter. youtu.be/pl6-xCKv4Oc

Looks like today is a "I need to get the thoughts out of my head" day so TW: "talks of suicidal ideation" but I wonder how much of suicidal ideation is more "I don't want to live like this" and less "I want to die".

You ever wake up tired and prepositions are suddenly such a chore to use correctly in writing?

Favorite TikToks of today 2:

Favorite TikToks of today 1:

My dream for my office...

Real thought I had this morning coming into work: "ONE DAY I'LL BE DEAD AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!! ... I mean, good morning..."