Insane core memory just unlocked.

Sad I'm not there anymore to get a second negative performance review for not being a team player in the company Slack channels about another banger move by the sports division.

Been a while since I've had my name in viewable credits!

hello gamers of bsky: I am officially seeking employment!! if anyone has leads for senior+ design opportunities. my background is in Combat Design, Systems Design (with a focus on rewards & meta-progression), and community/player communication!

Melina turned 7-months old today and went on a little hike! She's handling it well!

Get ready to join the crew! 🚀 Starseeker: Astroneer Expeditions is coming to Early Access on June 11. Work together with the space station to take on planet-wide challenges, lead expeditions into alien worlds, and more!

Everyone who participates in the open beta (or a previous playtest!) will get the Retro Suit as a free reward 👨‍🚀 Make sure to sign up if you haven’t already: starseeker.firstlook.gg The open beta kicks off on April 30!

Spray, blast, and glide your way across the planet Tephra! These are just some of the tools you can unlock during expeditions in Starseeker ✨ Want to get a hands on look? Sign up for our open beta! It kicks off in just one week, on April 30: starseeker.firstlook.gg

I bought my first Warhammer minis today.

Tephra is the first planet you’ll explore in Starseeker: Astroneer Expeditions — and it's teeming with wildlife! 👀 Ranging from the curious Carrotlings to the belligerent Bog Hounds, you’ll have to discover how to coexist with them all 👇️ Read all about it: buff.ly/qwErpgd

I can't be expected to work in these conditions.

Melina is teething, which means she occasionally leaves blood stains on her toys that make it look like she murdered them.

I look so smart right now for finally selling all my Tencent stock last year.

Melina's hair is starting to grow out more, so now she has goofy little swirls on her head.

This will fix me.

Recovering from bath time with a nap before bed.

Good night!

Big first day at kindergarten means naptime on the drive home!

I've been playing Once Upon a Galaxy nonstop since John recommended it, and I really want to give this game a shoutout! It's a great mobile title, but it's also on Steam, and on their store page they have a whole section demonstrating their art process and noting that no AI is used.

It's a fine evening for psychic damage!

Man, the more I look at this survey the more annoying it is. Why would you segment the hours like this? It should be 35-40 and 41-44 hours! With these bands you're including overtime alongside normal 40 hour weeks! Your data is scuffed! This is survey amateur hour!

She too small for ball.

The extra tidbit here that really caught me off guard is the title of "New York Stock Exchange CEO". I guess I had always assumed it was some sort of government entity? I legitimately did not think I could have a worse opinion of the stock market as a concept, but here we are.

Okay team, need some advice. A few minutes ago, I spotted an orange cat hiding in our backyard, who fled under the fence out of our yard when we made eye contact. It's dropping below freezing at night, is there anything I can do to help the little guy out?

how it started: how it's going: Station work continues! Excited to invite some of you onto the ESS Starseeker for an internal playtest later this year 🚀⏰

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There are some great recommendations in here if you're looking to improve your mobile game library!

Looking for phone game recommendations for something to do while hanging out in a puppy pen! Needs to be playable in vertical orientation with one hand so I can keep the other free to deal with a puppy doing puppy things! Please help, she keeps falling asleep in my lap and I need something to do!

Somebody had a big day of doing absolutely nothing.

Melina is protesting her incarceration in Office Prison.

Melina has started going to the crate by herself for naps and, I gotta say, it's pretty great when a puppy is functionally training herself!

My 2026 will be the year of Melina posting. This is Melina.

I'm not sure the 5'10" twig man has fully thought through the implications of his own world view.

There's probably some other things I can't think of at the moment, but surely this has to be in the Top 5 Most Insane "Foreign Policy" Actions the US has ever engaged in.

Christmas is past and I still have more than a week off, which obviously means it's time to start Rogue Trader! This is my first time setting foot into the grim dark future, so it better not awaken anything in me.

That Time Tiny Tim Did NOT Die and Did NOT Get Reincarnated as a Slime with a Cell Phone in Another World

Damn dude, it's really not that hard to get your idea across as long as you, like, have an idea.

The craziest thing about games and movies is that stock market investors have already figured this out for decades. You make one or two big bets, but mostly you make reliable profit from a ton of smaller bets. Some win, some lose, some get you 1000x your investment.

My experience with Unbeatable so far is that it's absolutely a hot mess. But it's an earnest, heartfelt hot mess with impeccable vibes and I love it very much. Games are so much more interesting when they're taking big swings, even if they maybe don't have the time or budget to perfectly back it up.

This game made me so sad, man. I kept hoping for it to find it's groove, but it legitimately just got worse and worse the more I played. What a disappointment. I'm so bummed.

"More or less OK" is exactly the kind of morale you want out of your workers. That's how the best stuff is made, by people beaten into compliance!

Metroid Prime 4 definitely feels like somebody tried to make a great Metroid game but their uncle occasionally stopped by and said "Hey, you know what'd be cool?" and for some reason they had to listen to him.

I'm so curious if whoever designed the challenge levels in Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown understands that games are supposed to be, you know, fun.

My wife is out of town, so I'm spending Saturday night watching @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social watch Twilight.

I thought everyone on this site was supposed to be a deranged pervert, I know you're stronger than this.

I've been looking forward to this one for a while, and it's really living up to my own internal hype so far!

The House voting 427-1 to release the files is so fucking suspicious I can't even process it. Obviously they're up to something! Like, so SO obviously they are up to something! But I can't imagine what it is that makes them think it could possibly work! It's gotta be insane!

Me starting a game where choices matter: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me confronted with a choice that matters: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Is he going to an engineering team onsite?

Ambrosia Sky: Act One is available now! Your homecoming is not what you expected. An alien fungus has claimed your past and your present. Fight back with every tool at your disposal before it takes your future. Maeve is waiting. ambrosiasky.com