Apparently bending over to look at my phone screen while jorkin' it gives me an absolutely monstrous headache It's very weird, and I'm not sure why it happens; Is it higher blood pressure? Or the opposite, all the blood going to my bone instead of my head? "The world may never know"

ANOTHER random photo that was sitting in my folders 'Ere you go

I just discovered this funny photo buried in the depths of my folders Might as well post it here, enjoy

Me gettin' hard again Anybody willing to help a birb out?

Taking my multivitamin pill makes me feel a little slutty Gotta swallow it nice and deep

He says "hi" (Real photo)

I discovered that my phone has a slow motion camera, and I got a little carried away with it (Very real video)

This wasn't very easy to take (Real photo)

A friend was surprised I didn't post more feets on here So here you go (Real photo)

Bols (Real photo)

Fun fact: Timelapsing yourself getting hard looks really funny (Real video)

Finally, videos Have a towel drop

This picture was super hard to take (Real photo)

Anybody want to start a band? We'll call it "Trumpet Sex" (Real photos)

I took a visit to my university's nudist beach (Real photos)

Is there a lore reason god gave me this firehose of a vein? (Warning: Real photo)

It's hard sometimes (Warning: real photo)

We're going to play Banjo-Kazooie (Real photo)

Is there an evolutionary reason it feels so satisfying to hold yourself like this? (Warning: VERY real photo)

When ya get out of the shower and discover that ya underwear has a hole in it

There are exactly two types of guys: - Those of us who admit to doing this with our thighs sometimes - Liars (Warning: real photo)