I’ve been called a ‘birb’ so plentifully that I haven’t even the energy to tell you lot off from it. Congrats, comedians! You’ve exhausted the inexhaustible!

Site-19s new WiFi password is ‘password’, as I’ve come to find out. Pass this information along to the other ‘anomalies’ in this Site🥰Not to take credit for this information of course, as I’ve received it from @amaskedmadman.bsky.social. Splendid evening everyone.

Caw.

Nude - Radiohead because it fits him and I like it. #scp049 #scpart #scpfoundation

Don’t put me and him in the same context. Please.

?

Hello, chat. I have finished the reference i was talking about earlier today. It’s a redraw of an old reference from earlier this year. This time, I’ve included a snippet from something she says in my writing! #draurelsilverstein #art #scpoc

I told you guys this wouldn’t be my last artpost for this year. @konpyuuta.bsky.social forced me to make him a reference sheet, so here. Landfill be upon ye. #scp301 #cyberlandfilljar #cyberlandfill #art #scpoc

You guys haven’t seen the last of me! This is my final art post for this year. Introducing, #agentdestinybond ! Ive just been busting out some characters I’ve been keeping private for the past months. #scpoc #art

@sechenholuikhan.bsky.social golly, it is wife !!

I sometimes think about what it would be like if I could grab my loved ones and inspect them under a microscope. Precious little creatures, if they were bacteria-shaped, I’d stare at them for hours.

Yay!

Happy holidays Chat, today I drew #scp7371 and #scp6118. It’s a redraw of an old piece that remains on Tumblr

Happy Holidays! I love you lots, everyone ^—^ spend the days in whichever way makes you happy.

Oh, well if it isn’t who I think it is :D

The computers are starting to come to this site! I love little computers!! 🥰🥰🥰

Remember to HYDRATE.

Silly me! I forgot this account is public. Good evening everyone ^__^

I do not have enough to do in this facility. I barely get to do anything here. Nothing to keep me occupied aside from the typical (cross-)tests. I’m thinking about nothing. Which is unusual. And uncomfortable. I’ve resorted to sorting my name by alphabetical order to prevent thoughts from occurring.

Hydrate yourself, have fun and take this 🫂

Forgot what I had wanted to say.

might consume sulfuric acid at the laboratories later. who knows

Why, with how many things disappear around here, I might as well just play Sherlock Holmes at this point.

Do not ‘wait for me to be chucked at you’, people. Instead notify me directly if you’re in need of medical care. Otherwise, if I detect you’re unwell in some way, shape or form, I’ll take initiative myself…. So take your vitamins and drink your water. Else, I’ll appear faster than bad weather🔪…

Oct 2024 SCP-173 in containment #scp #scpfoundation #scp173

Oct 2024 173 Redesign #scp #scpfoundation #scp173

I just think she is neat.

Life at the Foundation feels like a sitcom. A flying horse could dash past me and all I could say is, “welp! Guess that just happened”

Although I wanted to put a cute picture to go along with this, it appears some spatial anomaly decided to wander into my vicinity so I’ll have to announce it plainly: My Q&A is opened! Ask me whatever you want in the comment section. Be civil :)) have fun

In between work, I could perhaps use my breaks to host a small ‘Q&A’ on my account. How would you lot like that?

Just found out some of you did not go to bed in a timely manner. Please remember to do so in the future.

Hello. Come closer. I have something to tell you. 🫵 Do your bloody (home)work. Pronto.

Please do not hug, touch, pet or otherwise physically engage with me without permission. I keep having to reiterate it because the interns keep trying to pet me.

Hey, you. Yes, you. ... You're awesome.

I find it strange that people still find me, over prolonged exposure, scary. How do I fix that? Meow mrrp mrow mew?

Definitely having a ton of crows chilling on the neighboring apartment complex's roof. Many, many, many crows.

Thing I drew for an ask on tumblr. #scp049 gangsta until he remembers he’s 4 inches (10cm) shorter than #scp7371

Brrrrrr Mourning Dove today in Central Park #birds

Well… I don’t know most of you, so I’m not sure how well this ‘friend’ label applies. But I suppose everyone has their struggles and woes they carry around, at times those may be too heavy to carry by yourself— everyone needs a friend to get through. I do not mind if that friend must be me.

😐

Oh, dear— I completely forgot due to work, but Happy Advent to those who it is important to! ☺️

SCP-7371 is real and she is your friend! (Source: trust me bro)

I should probably post my art on here, so here's a headshot of #scp6118 , I never illustrate "headshots" unless he's the one "drawing" ... but I was inspired by the song ビターチョコデコレーション (lyrics in the background) and tried one out. #scpart #illustration

Dear Administrative site staff, As you can see, I have someone vouch for my competency as site manager/site director, so please consider giving me that position. I’ll fill out the required paperwork, I can even present a resume. Please consider what my colleague said.

Goodness gracious.

Türkentaube #Birds collared dove #NaturePhotography