Tomorrow I begin my life’s work: editing special agent Kington into SNEAKERS (126 min.)

To the four people who already bought tickets to next month’s showing of DEMON WIND: You are champions and I love you.

Going to the pharmacy to get vaxxed to the gills. I don’t know from science, but I’m gonna see if I can contract some sort of super autism.

NIGHT OF THE REAPER was cool as hell. Looks like I need to check out SUPERHOST and THE PUPPETMAN.

I’ll watch the Charlie Kirk funeral if it shows up on Coffin Flop.

Haunted Hotel on Netflix is pretty wonderful.

Fun times ahead for North Portland (though technically you could come from anywhere)! St. Johns Horror Night Part III is coming October 25th with DEMON WIND, plus a secret 2nd Halloween favorite! We have such sights to show you…

I’m finally gonna be able to take that vacation with all the money I’m about to save from canceling subscriptions.

You know what…I really dug HIM. Certainly not subtle, but I really enjoyed it. And some perfectly cast Heidecker.

Everything is miserable, but we’re a week away from a new Silent Hill game and a new PTA movie, so that’s nice.

Those HIM reviews aren’t what I was hoping for. Still looking forward to watching it. Maybe I’ll have a wild contrarian take?

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VERY excited about the return of Cinema.

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It has just come to my attention that @hollywoodtheatre.org will be screening Fulci’s HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY on 35mm on October 28th. Portland weirdos assemble!

Thinking about how good Alison Lohman was in DRAG ME TO HELL.

It’s probably been 15 years since I last watched THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD. That ends now!

I wonder what the political discourse is like in Hell today.

🚨The iconic Joe Bob Briggs returns to the Hollywood and Movie Madness in October!

Time for some Larry Cohen, no reason at all. Now watching GOD TOLD ME TO.

This is the time for our nation to come together as one and form a giant Hands Across America style shrug emoji that can be seen from space.

I very much enjoyed CAUGHT STEALING.

Oh baby.

I want to see Rodney Ascher and John Wilson collaborate on something.

The people of Nepal seem pretty fucking awesome.

My body is at work, but my mind is far away, wondering if I’ll ever gain the ability to wall jump in Silksong.

Maybe they’re just big Movie 43 fans.

But I thought he didn’t write pictures…

I only just now equipped the trinket that lets me see my location on the map in Silksong, after 6 hours. Much easier to navigate now…

First time watch: TERROR AT TENKILLER. I hope the bosomy lady on the cover makes it out ok.

It’s Saturday morning, so time to watch everyday-Joe Jason Statham kick some ass in THE WORKING MAN while I do laundry.

I’m sure this is fine.

If I were constantly bombarded with nightmare visions and demonic attacks I would simply just be cool about it.

I just read a negative opinion about Tim Meadows’ THE LADIES MAN movie, so if you see anything about riots or civil unrest in Portland today, it was me.

Man, this Vinegar Syndrome 4K release of FROM BEYOND looks nice.

Me at the theater when the movie gets too horny.

I like when Marlon Wayans boops him on the nose in the HIM trailer.

My favorite part of Silksong so far

When I get home from work I’m going to eat a dangerous amount of linguini. I don’t give a fuck.

Any couples celebrating their 28th anniversary next year should refer to their bedroom as the Bone Temple. Bazinga.

Why hasn’t Dead & Breakfast been released on blu ray yet?

Now watching some classic Vinegar Syndrome shenanigans. DEATHROW GAMESHOW.

In kind of a bad mood, so I put on Psycho Goreman and within 5 minutes I’m already feeling better. Can’t wait for Deathstalker.

Not my favorite, but I’m excited to see it on something that looks better than that crappy German dvd I used to have. NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 3 time.

Time for a pre-therapy bowl of cereal.

God I love computer shit in 80s movies.

#NowWatching GRAVE SECRETS (1989). I have no idea what this is, but I own it apparently.

Saddened to learn Giuliani got in an accident while attempting to hijack a semi truck filled with combination TV/DVD players.

Feeling the love I had for Troma in my teens and early 20s bubbling back to life inside me at 41.

My precious