It doesn’t have to be Criterion, but if anyone wants to release Inhumanoids on blu ray I would greatly appreciate it.

I would like a big fancy 4K release of VELVET BUZZSAW, please.

Any Portlanders in the market for a horror double feature this weekend, the St. Johns Twin has got you covered. TENEBRAE + 1 Saturday at 7:30pm. This is the 5th one we’ve done, and they’re always a blast.

I’ll have what South Korea is having.

Scream 7 looking to have a massive opening weekend? Well now I don’t know what to do. Any Dr. Stranges out there available to run a couple different scenarios for me?

I heard there’s some Nazi killing. Time to watch and find out.

I just ate a tiny bit of cake in front of my dog so she would get out of the bed and I could claim more space. So she sat down by my face and started licking her vagina. Such are the games we play.

I didn’t really care for the 3rd segment, but overall Predator: Killer of Killers was rad as hell.

Finally watched Predator: Badlands. I knew I would like it, but I was not prepared for how damn good it was. Easy 5 bags of popcorn.

Good day for a BREWSTER MCCLOUD viewing.

I have just been informed that someone ate an entire loaf of bread off the counter while I was at work. I fear this crime may never be solved.

Should I read Wuthering Heights, watch one of the already existing movies, or let the new movie be my only exposure to the story?

Oh no, we got a 1-star review on Google because we didn’t get the Melania doc.

Today I’m watching Lawrence of Arabia, so I need to make sure I watch something extra stupid tomorrow.

Happy Birthday to one of the all-time greats, James Dean.

It’s a good day to be from Massachusetts. If the Patriots win, then hell yeah, go Pats. If they lose, then good, fuck the Patriots.

Never heard of this, but it’s a Czech horror movie from 1987 I found while scanning the Criterion Channel. Now watching: WOLF’S HOLE

Not too worried about this any more.

I’m glad so many people enjoy Iron Lung. I’m not one of them, but not everything has to be for me.

I want a No Other Choice/Michael Scott Paper Company crossover.

If you say Canuxploitation, I say “How high?” Now watching: GHOSTKEEPER

When you’re in the middle of putting a bookshelf together and you just have to trust the process

If either Hoppers or The Bride could move their release date a week later, my 2-screen theater would greatly appreciate it. Or maybe Paramount could do us a solid and let us get rid of Scream 7 after a week. I trust this message will find its way to the right people.

I love her, but this dog has been thoroughly unimpressed with every Italian horror movie we’ve watched. House with Laughing Windows? Does not give a shit.

I thought people were speaking in metaphor, but he really shit his pants on camera didn’t he

I can’t believe someone abandoned this lovely lady last week.

REVIEW is such a great show, especially in doggo-vision.

I think I’ll watch Best in Show with my dog tonight and cry.

Losing Catherine O’Hara hurts.

So excited to see the numbers for whatever Portland theaters get that Melanie doc.

This Waiting For Guffman reboot (MEGADOC) is pretty wild.

What I see every time I try to eat now.

Watching the Criterion Channel with an 80 pound dog snoring directly into my ear, just like the filmmakers intended.

I thought it was going to be a one night stand with this pitbull I found abandoned, tied to a street sign, but I think I just have a dog now. She’s the sweetest of all the sweeties.

Found an abandoned pitbull tied to a street sign. So for now, I have a pitbull. Her instinct seems to be to try and dart across a busy street, but she’s super sweet.

Doing some light reading on the French Revolution. No reason.

It’s not horror, it’s a historical vampire musical drama.

After I watch Hamnet today I’ll have watched all of the best picture nominees, which might be a first for me. Feeling like a true blue movie buff today.

Will telling Agnes the story of Orpheus and Eurydice as if she doesn’t have 300+ hours playing Hades.

F1 getting that Best Picture nom seems incredibly random, but who the fuck am I.

Dear Portland, While the world crumbles around us, St. Johns Horror Night is back to bring a little slice of heaven to the smoldering hellscape that is 2026. Feb. 21st at 7:30 for TENEBRAE + 1.

I have to take SENTIMENTAL VALUE and THE SECRET AGENT off the marquee and it’s sunny as fuck. Please send your thoughts and prayers to my eyes.

Heading to the Bone Temple. Alone, as usual.

Relationship goals

I think it’s finally time to watch BRING HER BACK and then collapse in on myself like a dying star.

All my office comedy growing up came from Kids in the Hall.

There’s gotta be at least one couple out there that fucked after watching DIE MY LOVE and got pregnant.

Every terrible thing is just a distraction from other terrible things.

Kelly Reichardt time! Now watching THE MASTERMIND.