fontanelle is a beautiful name for a girl

going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone

reached the stage of pregnancy where i can balance stuff on the bump. have essentially metamorphosed into a table

pregnancy is literally this

very good never read

greggs sponsorship when

instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”

is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple

for once i am speechless

the ending to mad men we should have had

gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies

i won’t be watching the new harry potter series because i like trans people 🤷🏻‍♀️ and she is an exec producer and she will be getting money from it so pretty simple one that

RE-RELEASE CONCLAVE IN CINEMAS NOW

saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live

anyone else feeling like the dire wolf has some inscrutable part to play in this whole stock market nightmare? dire wolf of wall street is that anything

there is actually nothing more humiliating than the list of hashtags under comedians’ online videos #relatable #comedy #viral

next season of white lotus there should be no murder. just people enjoying the breakfast buffet

dababy this, dababy that, when are we gonna listen to da adult

my dog is in the cutest mood rn

were there any good april fools today?? feel like it was radio silence

just discovered that american dennis the menace looks like this (left) and feel compelled to inform you all that english dennis the menace looks like this (right) and they were published completely independently by two different people on the EXACT SAME DATE in 1951

when someone follows like 60k people on here…what an impressively quick way to reveal your mental illness

The Studio is SO GOOD. the koolaid/jonestown thing is so well conceived if i had written that i’d be the smuggest bitch on this planet

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

on holiday and falling in love with approx 1 million stray cats a day

the economist, paper of the people

anora? i hardly know her!

YOUR body is a temple. My body is a haunted house

found this on twitter, funniest thing i’ve ever seen, sharing here

happy about the baftas, hoping oscars will do the right thing

did the far superior Barberheimer this weekend: Bridget Jones: Mad about the Brutalist

obsessed with the republicans who thought kendrick’s performance was patriotic. they just saw red, white and blue and started humming the national anthem. no critical thoughts no brain cells just vibes

buffy made me, a jewish teenager, want to buy a cross necklace. my mum was furious but could you blame me

every time i see a kanye rant nowadays this is all i can think of

that’s MOTHER….thank you mastercard

if you're booking a holiday just an fyi: i'm seeing stuff online, DO NOT stay at the White Lotus. there has been a murder for the last 3 years in 3 of their different locations. there are other hotels. tripadvisor is your friend. you're welcome.

anyone got tips for punching up your own work? editing other people’s stuff is fun but i find self-editing really hard!

ironically these backwards nursery rhymes have a real lynchian vibe. his influence is everywhere #TheTraitors

behold the lush head of hair of an unproblematic legend. rest peacefully david lynch

RIP David Lynch. a visionary, a genuine creative weirdo and someone who according to those who worked with him was a lovely human. i bought this amazing Twin Peaks illustration by Hannah Gillingham for xmas which i am sharing in tribute

awww hope he helps her out a bit

kieran has been my favourite culkin since igby goes down (2002). feels good to be such a queen of vindication and tastemaking

this should be the photo on the “are we dating the same man” facebook group

trying to wear in a new pair of doc martens. chic stuff i think we can all agree

women in church who KNOW that once this sermon is over they’re about to have a big gossip with the girls

not to brag but three different bots with basically the same name and photo just followed me on here

finally here. we made it. and it feels so good

my husband just described a book as swiftian and i went “what, taylor swift?” …. will my humiliation ever cease