Slightly increase a band Titanium Maiden

The Antarian Embassy wishes a happy Mothra's day to all who celebrate! Mothra is the most whimsical of all the kaiju, and is the also the only one with a fan club who's membership comes anywhere near Godzilla's.

We are skinning on by the teeth of our hang. Horsing a look mouth in the gift. Throwing glass people at stones made of houses And all sorts of other metaphored mix-ups.

Lemme break it down for you, They do this first to some marginalized group as a test bed, Then they roll it out on you. If you don’t believe me, I got some ocean front property in Arizona right down the road from Epstein’s Ranch to sell you.

Well my erstwhile Nebulagirrlz & Hollowboiz, the outstanding NICOR bill has been paid... and the Embassy's finances have taken a nuclear torpedo to the treasury. The Chancellor of Shiny Valuables has pulled all their hair out, and is reading up on ritual suicide... The Embassy Cats have hidden the

Hey my Hollowbois & Nebulagurlz. I need some mutual aid. NICOR, the local gas company, just soaked me with a $780 bill that is due by the 9th or they disconnect the house. I've never had to ask before. Fixed income bites. If you can help, I'd appreciate. Paypal [email protected] My thanks.🖤

The absolute fun part about this is, due to the broken postal system, I haven't seen a NICOR bill in 3 months. They just GOTTA stop those by mail voters! Anyway, if you can spare a few green-backs, bucks, or she kills, I'll list you on the scrolls of Honor. Thanks eternal.

Hey my Hollowbois & Nebulagurlz. I need some mutual aid. NICOR, the local gas company, just soaked me with a $780 bill that is due by the 9th or they disconnect the house. I've never had to ask before. Fixed income bites. If you can help, I'd appreciate. Paypal [email protected] My thanks.🖤

Slightly diminish a book. 1999 A Space Odyssey

Having just poured a near perfect draft of absinthe, this Friday night at the Antarian Embassy is of to a good start, wouldn't you agree, @infinitescream.bsky.social ?

"...And crawling, on the planets face, some insects, called the human race, lost in time, and lost in space... ...and meaning." -The Criminologist (Rocky Horror Picture Show)

"It's true, my boy, there's no such thing as gravity, the world sucks." -W. C. Fields

Write post. Post fails. Rewrite post. Reskeet. Takes. Scroll feed, find both, 8 skeets appart.🙄 Of course.

The Antarian Embassy is lowering the DEFCCON level to "Rush: Moving Pictures." And simultaneously raising the DRUNKMOM level to "Sex On The Beach." Further updates as events warrant. Stay frost-fire, my Nebulagurlz and Hollowbois.

The Antarian Embassy is officially lowering the DEACON level to "Rush: Moving Pictures." And simultaneously raising the DRUNKMOM level to "Sex On The Beach." Further updates as events warrant. Stay frost-fire, my Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois.

"Whitehouse main Switch/Dom/sub board, how may I abuse you?"

Alice's adventure through the lurking glass.

Does anyone here even REMEMBER the 'nanerpuss? Look upon the ruins of the internet and weep, O Hollowbois & Nebulagurlz! Weep for what they hath taken from us!

Spreken ze duck?

Parlay vous Francine?

Alright my Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois, thr Antarian Embassy is lowering the DEFCON level from 99 Red Balloons, back to Shinny Toy Guns. The DRUNKMOM level is being raised form Appletini to Mimosa. Future updates as events warrant. Stay frost-fire, and don't hang you socks on the CO2 scrubber.😉🙄

Neo-daughter has me running the smoker this afternoon, turning a 2Lbs chuck roast into brisket for her beef curry tonight. @jestertaiga.bsky.social is a bad ass chef who works with HUGE flavor.😋 As always, we eat good here at the Antarian Embassy. Pictures to perhaps follow.

I called it back then.

Forget excited; How do I find a publisher even interested in my works these days!?!?🙄

The existence of the Holy Roman Empire implies the existence of the Unholy (and Un-dead) Reman Empire. In this essay I will...

"Tell me, young padawan, have you ever heard the story about Darth Pythagoras?"

Embassy cat Little Dave: "Little Dave?!? How dare you sir! My proper name is Lord Jeremiah Tibblesworth, duke of Freeportia, and supreme regent of Knackersby!!"

I have tried not to say it, my Hollowbois & nNebulagurlz, but the internet postings have shown it one to many times, so here it is: FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS, HUMANS! THE OVEN IS NOT STORAGE SPACE!!! Especially for flammable/explosive goods! There. Carry on, my gravity well skimmers.🚀

As today is the day of my womb emancipation, I invite all of you Hollowbois & Nebulagurlz to celebrate with me! Cue Clutch; 🎶 "In Walks Barbarella!" 🎶

In todays S-newz my Nebulagurls and Hollowbois... Even McDonalds trying to distract tRump from the war (not war) by introducing a new sandwich to temp him. 👀 They fumbled, calling it the "Big Arch." The "Big Don" would have earned Ronald a cabinet post.😆

"If dirt lawn dry is not for sleep snuggles, why is made of soft, and friend hooman scents?"

Comprehension? In THIS administration!? 😆🙄🤬🤣☠️

🎶One night in Bangkok 🎶

Well my Hollowbois & Nebulagurlz, this week was one of those days. The kind where you sit down to work on something for 5 minutes, look up, and 4 hours have flown by...

So,so much...

"Take one capsule by mouth, twice daily. Ignore astronaut screams."

We wish for a button that fires the cannons. Full of useless executives and politicians. Out of the Solar system. TODAY!

Age verification? Our first color TV used tubes, and I don't mean for the picture. (And it took 2 minutes to warm up enough to show a picture.)

And now, my Hollowbois & Nebulagurls, live, from the Hotel California: The musical stylings of Pallo And The Altos!

🎶 Zydrate comes in a little glass vial 🎶

(In Yorkshire accent) " But, like, the tricky part is, how old are you, like, in measurements? And that was on the bloody intake form.."

And my father has just given me my Grandfathers .22 Winchester rifle & Gimbals Department store double barrel shotgun, "To keep my greedy brothers in law from getting their mits on them when I move into the... Home."

This has definitely been a day for the emergency bourbon, my dear Nebulagurlz & Hollowbois. 🍷🍸

Despair, distrust, distortion, and distain. The winter of our.

And of course, the old Ender3 chooses today to blow up its hot end. Not exactly a pricey replacement, but time consuming & annoying.

I've been having dreams of late, revolving around discovering rifles and small arms I had forgotten I had purchased at some time in the past. Perfectly preserved & functional. Unusual dream material to say the least, my Hollowbois & Nebulagurls. 🤔 Any of you have any insights you might offer?

There is always another option. Always.

I know I haven't been posting much lately. Usually, I have about 6-7 usable hours/day. With the weather of late, that number is down to 3-4. I've been doing a LOT of running in place recently, thanks to the medicare/snap cuts. Writing is on hold, still need an editor. 💙📚 DM me if you want to help.

Re-upping this banger with some more context for my followers and the Nebulagurls & Hollobois on 📚💙 The "Stolen Dreams" manuscript at this moment has a word count of 104,604, and comprises 17 chapters. If you are interested in editing it, please DM me, and we can discus terms.

"And the monkey flips the switch." -Maj. Don West