HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, THE CRYBABY BIGOTS, THE FAKE CHRISTIANS, THE DUE PROCESS HATING FASCISTS, THE BILLIONAIRE WORSHIPERS, THE BRAINWASHED CULT MEMBERS, THE RUSSIAN ASSETS & THE DEMENTIA-STRICKEN DIAPER WEARING GAMESHOW HOSTS WITH TINY HANDS!

Stanislav is a brilliant artist who suffers from cerebral palsy. The last thing he should have to worry about is keeping a roof over his head. I'd be grateful if you could share his gofundme link or better yet send him a few bucks. www.gofundme.com/f/help-stan-...

Musk saying people call him a Bond villain... he's an Austin Powers villain at best.

Just saying, musk would own the libs so hard if he made a cyber truck into a submarine and drove it down to the wreckage of the Titanic.

A despot called Prophit King has risen to power following a staged ass____tion attempt, and The Nation has become a police state fixated on a sport called Cruce. A sportscaster named Molly has caught Prophit King's eye, and telling him no is not an option. Can she escape? Can The Nation be saved?

Because some of you deserve it, here is a picture of S'moresey, smilin' handsome:

All I'm saying is trump is too big of a coward to put Barack Obama on the Supreme Court. Bok-bok, chicken-man! Ya don't have the GUTS!

YOU can listen to the latest episode of Destroy the Files... NOW! We talk about that time I got violated by a sasquatch on a camping trip, so maybe you don't HAVE to listen to it. creators.spotify.com/pod/show/des...

Pedro, with zero energy and a bad wig, said, "Vote for me, and all of your wildest dreams will come true." He left the stage, then Napoleon came out and did a little dance. An empty promise and a weird dance were all it took for Pedro to win class president, and I've been thinking about this a lot.

Skeletor for Ambassador to Eternia!

CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs. www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste... GIT IT!!!

Oh no. I've downloaded and opened yet another attachment from a suspicious email in my spam folder, and now my work computer's fan is so loud I had to go outside. Could the two things be related? We may never know. Guess I should probably head home while it sorts itself out.

You know how you like audiobooks? Well, here's my short story The Voyage of the OM-16 in convenient audio format. Pour a glass of wine, sit back, and listen as my friend @JordanEtheredge narrates this wacky deep space adventure! youtu.be/SuAG3IvEihY

Publisher Friends, I could use a help: The rights to my books reverted to me & I pub'd them under a new imprint. The editions won't link up, so the reviews aren't carrying over to the 2nd eds. Amazon customer service is no help. Anybody else dealt with this? www.amazon.com/stores/Brent...

I can't wait to be creative again! It's going to be straight up freakin' bonkers when that happens! We're talking stories, art, videos, comics, weird sculptures... all kinds of stuff! Definitely looking forward to that.

CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs. www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste... GIT IT!!!

Wondering what a 2nd turmp administration would look like? Don't burn the country down, just read Cruce Roosters! www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...

First time seeing a snapping turtle in mid-November here in Northern Wisconsin. I have named him "Snappy" because right after I took this photo, he put on a really snappy outfit.

🚨LEGENDS WANTED🚨 Are you looking for a new and exciting opportunity, and willing to relocate to a "lair"? Then you should apply at Brent Michael Kelley International – North America Division! If you're ready for the future, fill out this handy application form: brentmichaelkelley.com/careers/

Is today the day you walk with legends and buy your copy of DOOMSDAY FURNACE? www.amazon.com/Doomsday-Fur... The author assures me it is not cursed in any way.*

Struggling at times to find time for creative things, but I found a minute to fly the drone yesterday. Here's hoping I can find some more minutes to finish this book.

I had an idea for a video game called Chuggie's Wargoat Racing, and I realized that few things would make me happier than seeing it get made. I commissioned some concept art, and I am more excited than ever. Chances it actually gets made? I'd say slim. I press on. Can't wait to show you this arts!

This buddy is about to get a new home, but I have some left. Let me know if you just gotta have one of your very own, and I'll head down to the summoning pit!

I recently co-hosted a writers retreat called Horror Conclave along with my pal Kate Jonez up in Big Bear, CA. Finally getting around to posting about it, and here's proof: brentmichaelkelley.com/2023/09/29/h...

Of all the books you could possibly be reading today, why not read one about a Tom Waits-esque demigod who's as drunk as the day is long and who fights weird monsters? www.amazon.com/Mischief-May... 20 Brent Kelley Fun Bucks for whoever gets @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com to read this book!

JP was as sweet as they come, and here is a picture of him in a cowboy hat to brighten your day. 🥰

Hey, chums! If you didn't know, sometimes I write books. Recently, all the rights came back to me, so work is pub'd under Mystery Potion Books. It'd be pretty cool if you bought a book, left a review on one you've read, or shared this post. Git 'em here: www.amazon.com/stores/Brent... BOOSH!

I'd love it if you could spare a few bucks to help Frannie, team.

Recently returned from the first ever Horror Conclave, a writers retreat I co-hosted in Big Bear, CA. Such a great time with spooky pals! For the folks who couldn't make it, we're planning to do it again next year. Maybe at a slightly bigger place so we can accommodate more guests.