A trans puppygirl gf who is visibly confused about which cage you're telling her to get in.

*severely imprints on you immediately after you're done reading this post* So what's for dinner? :3

Don't be ashamed of your "rawr XD *nuzzles u*" phase. The world needs you now more than ever.

The human body contains many stringy bits, and hypothetically you could crochet with them. If you ever feel worthless just know that deep down you're simply an unfinished cardigan.

A "swipe to undress me" post but it keeps going after she's nude, layer by layer, until she's a skeleton.

We used to get cool shit from sleeping in fairy rings but y'all couldn't keep your damn mouths shut about it.

Papa John keeps texting me should I text back? ☺️😳😳💕

I think people with accents are just faking it, doubly so if they're left-handed.

Back on my sigma grindset (picking at my finger nails until they hurt a little)

Putting "proud gamer, unapologetic juggalo" as my only qualifications on an ICE application, just to see what happens.

So called "Meteorologists" never once predicting a meteor in their entire careers. Pathetic.

Today the oracle said "Feel sad and fill yourself with carbs about it."

I look out my window, what do I see? A big green alien, lookin' at me. #Poetry #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoetryClub

jade's auburn hair glows bright blazing strength alight deep in her eyes, we can almost hear her recite: fuck ceos, fuck ice, and most importantly: TRANS RIGHTS #poetry

Sample size and simple lies, Rebuilt horrors told. Veiled disguise, and brand new lies, Mirroring the old. Silver tongues so clean and slick, the world they redefine- Call it 2026, or 1939. #Poetry #PoetryCommunity #BlueskyPoetryClub #CurrentEvents

Uh oh, guess who's coming back to Bluesky to avoid Oracle!? Let's be gay and write poetry again! My hair is now red, also. Compliment it.

As the rain is to the seas, the seas are to the rain. Words you said were plain to see, indifference feeding pain. Pain that rises like the clouds, and rains down to the waves. You found your words, You said them, proud. Indifference finds your grave. #Poetry #PoetryCommunity #CharlieKirk

Astroturf and plastic flowers, Immortality. All I'm worth is purchased hours, counting up to me. Rich men leading lives like oil, Loveless darkened grime. Poor men will return to soil, Loving hearts and minds. #poetry #poetrycommunity

The truth above me, It's seen so clearly, often left unfound. My tribulations, infatuations, weigh me to the ground. The love I've cultured, and those I've nurtured, fighting in my stead. Forgive my blindness, and help me find this, truth, above my head. #Poetry #PoetryCommunity

For months now I've been thinking that nothing in the news was going to be worth looking at and would only drain my mental health more. Now I'm seeing bricks soaring into cop cars and suddenly my passion is returning.

A month now worn, days lament, May has lost it's stage. Calendar torn, discontent, I eat another page. Paper sliding down my throat, it feeds my fleeting prime. I work on site, I work remote, Consuming unused time. #poetry #poetrycommunity

It's my birthday btw, so you guys have to pretend I've been keeping up with my account and making really funny posts.

I call it "getting my creative juices flowing".

If you say my name three times in front of a dark mirror I'll appear and disassociate for a while.

I'd like to specifically send love to @weedlejuice.bsky.social for occasionally going through my profile for good jokes like a raccoon sifting through a frequently refilled dumpster. You're one of my favorite users on this app 💖

I can smell you from here btw, stinky.

What if one day you're in a job interview, and I'm the boss? Are you going to apologize? Are you going to panic? Are you going to leave because I'm a 25 year old estro-addled highschool graduate with no ideas on how to run a business? Ask yourself that, next time you DM me.

Specifically tagging people I want to have a good day. If you aren't @halfbakedrhymes.com, @guidopetri.com, @paracelsusstan.bsky.social, @3l8.bsky.social, @gypsican.bsky.social, or @sparklegoat.bsky.social -- I hope you have a MEDIOCRE DAY.

I'll be cold and dead in the ground before I trust a Dodge Charger behind me.

now thinking about making a tier list of john travolta characters and how strongly i feel they should be on estrogen i won't, because i do have work to do, but danny zuko and bolt are going in the S-tier

Hey there, is that a migraine aura in your eyes or are you just happy to see me? 😏

In highschool I was voted "Most likely to fiercely defend Dark Souls 2", and boy did they have me pegged.

I love when job postings really juice up the titles for entry level positions. Like; "Ice cream shop cashier? What's that? I'm the Ambassador of Frozen Dairy and Client Financial Deposits."

A thousand islands can all agree on one dressing and y'all MFs can't even agree on free lunch for toddlers.

I miss when I was water soluble. Growing up is hard.

I'm not "changing the subject", this is a conversational parry. Git gud is all I'm saying.

Spraying myself with water every time I want to argue on the internet.

Bluesky is cool because I've made lots of friends that I've grown decently close with, and also sometimes I just get to see them naked on my discover feed, which is also neat.

Beach time highlights for my parasocial pals 💖

Workdays leading to vacations; temporary rest. Moments shared as aberrations, gone at mans behest. Yesterday we were as children, soothed in what we lack. Running from the lives we live in, life has dragged us back. #Poetry #PoetryCommunity

And I'm just a *little* better than you. We should make out is essentially what I'm saying.

I wrote a song about you but I can't play it without risking noise complaints from a few blocks away. Sorry babe.

Weekend plans? The fuck? I already did so many week plans. This is getting out of hand 😡

When was the last time you saw an un-evolved fish creature drag itself out of a primordial sea and begin its darwinistic path as a land mammal? It's been years and y'all aren't even speaking up.

Hey men, wanna know the real reason I don't like using your public bathrooms? I don't care who I piss with honestly, but y'all just don't fucking flush. It's gross and I don't understand.

Something just around the corner, glance and reassure; taken by your needs, adorn her, fall to her allure. Comfort feeds the common question: "can it really be?". Answer with another lesson, teach us to be free. #Poetry #PoetryCommunity

Something overwrought, something-- beautifully mundane. Wordplay often sought often-- nothing to be gained. Matching syllables, writing-- simple to predict. Avoid my labels, sodden-- makings, derelict. #Poetry #PoetryCommunity

It's hard and dangerous to find undocumented criminals and deport them so ICE isn't doing that. ICE just goes to courthouses where people are following the law. DEFUND ICE

Without downloading pics, where are you mentally?

Spending most of my weekend defending my dirt mound. That’s just the way it goes when you have an impressive dirt mound like mine