I think the moon is horny.

Today’s Mood

Mood

Crawling back into my Batushka hole.

Spring Vibes

Horny textbook posting.

My current aesthetic.

Mood

This is divine punishment.

Welcome to Cleveland.

Got the sushi bloats

So I think I may be done with social media. I need to isolate myself for my own mental health.

All right. Now leave me alone.

Today’s Mood

How are you guys spending your last night? I’m gonna take a 2 hour shower, then heh enough melatonin to send my mind to Narnia.

A piping hot glass of vanilla almond milk before bed.

I find I never have an appropriate time or situation to eat a peanut butter and jelly sammich

Fine. Do what you want. But I’m gonna spend November nutting even more.

After years of hard work and perseverance, I have finally become turtley enough for the turtle club.

Remember that pop tart movie? The fuck was that about?

Well Halloween was fun. Now back to sky high anxiety.

Roses are red, Existence is a bore,

Jerking off my haters.

Me at my spookiest.

I can’t tell you the feeling of crushing disappointment I feel when I get a notification for a band touring in my area then see the word “YONDR”.

Stoner Doom metal to make my overnight oats to.

Dude leggings. Leggings for bros.

All right. Imma say it. We need denim fanny packs.

Do they make stoned doom sweater vests?

I fear that I have become too old to wear jorts.

Never go behind the monolith

The monolith feels strange to the touch

Special girl in her special window spot

What doesn’t kill me, makes me sluttier.

It’s fine. Relax.

Spending my morning wondering how long enough time has passed before I can eat my fancy pizza leftovers.

The best part about Threads is getting a notification that I might like this post from someone who is getting screwed with on Facebook and is powerless to stop it.

When I was a child, I day dreamed about being a super hero. Now I just day dream about being a tree.

Are sheep real?