"....as the generals are reprimanded for their failure on Klendathu." *Would you like to know more?*

The new meme face for the meeting that could've been an email.

FBI: There were anti-ICE messages written on the cartridges. Us: What'd it say? FBI: "ANTI-ICE"

Nobody: *The one person who got raptured up today to an empty ass heaven.....

Wouldn't it be awesome if the Rapture DID happen tomorrow and suddenly the world was rid of all the Christians who believe they're leaving us all behind, and have acted accordingly?

If we ever run them out of power, Republican gaslighting of the left needs to be studied.

Remember on earth 838 where they erected a statue of Doctor Strange with the lore that he saved the universe? But it was by destroying another universe in an incursion he caused? Charlie Kirk is getting one too.

So apparently, Charley Kirk's entire career has been taken out of context.

MAGA after finding out the shooter was one of them: "I think... we all think the call to war was a nice idea. But - not pointin' any fingers - it coulda been done better. So, how 'bout, no war this time - but next time, we do the it right, and then we go full regalia."

When Republicans whine against the left celebrating murder, I think of the crowds lined up at gun shows to get bags of skittles signed by George Zimmerman

Remember, Code Pink got within FIVE FEET of Trump and Vance at a DC restaurant with no agents between them. All they did was shout and wave Palestinian flags before being escorted out. Where was this fabled murderous left yall keep talking about?

Fun fact: if he'd been awarded the Medal of Freedom one day earlier, it would've stopped the bullet going through his neck.

If Southpark can nail you this Good, you're living WRONG.

Funny. So many weren't tuned into this guy before he was shot. So they reflexively sympathized with his humanity. But now discover he HAD little as a hate monger and (while denouncing murder) are wondering if the world is better without him in it.

.....jeez! His head was really THAT big!

In the midst of all this, I was most surprised to discover that his head was actually that big, and not photoshopped.

Looking at the news watching people try and fail to recount him as if he lived a life of any real consequence.

I've got jokes on this situation. But they're all in poor taste.

You get zero points for regretting your Trump vote until you admit you SHOULD have voted for Kamala.

People who fear communism in America are missing TEETH in the front of their mouths. Gingivitis is your true enemy.

Cornbread was the scariest vampire in Sinners. He was the smoothest talker who ALMOST got in by insulting a black woman's fish grease and ALMOST caught a twin over $2. All he wanted was to eat folks and was a menace at it!

The headline should start and end with "Self Inflicted Gvnshot Wound To The Head". Whatever svicidal guilt that follows murdering children, we're gonna need yall to hit that part first from here on out. #Minneapolis #Minnesota

Dear MAGA: Aren't you tired of being the reason your friends and family have to have private social media?

HYDRA created a world so chaotic that humanity is finally ready to sacrifice its freedom to gain its security. Once the purification process is complete, HYDRA's New World Order will arise. *Shyt ain't funny no more. Is it?*

For 70 years, HYDRA has been secretly feeding crises, reaping war. And when history did not cooperate, history was changed.

HYDRA was founded on the belief that humanity could not be trusted with its own freedom. What we did not realize was that if you tried to take that freedom, they resist. The war taught us much. Humanity needed to surrender its freedom willingly.

Watching Ryan Coogler's scathing Katrina documentary on Hulu lets me know why the studios underpromoted Sinners, Ironheart and Eyes of Wakanda.

So far no troops or agents on Minnesota Ave. That's how I know this isn't about crime or public safety. #dctakeover

I know imma catch shrapnel for this, but fact is this was a perfect Fantastic Four movie. Yall just don't read comics.

No quippy meme joke. Just me realizing we're only on month SEVEN.

Imagine being Ryan Coogler watching your third project in as many months hit screens and succeed, despite sub-par promo cause studios are scared of DEI backlash.

MAGA voters lack the comprehension to change their vote even if Trump has destroyed their lives. They'll fall for the same messaging next cycle from JD or whoever for all the same reasons: Racism, fascism, misogyny, xenophobia.

....Jesus Christ. He's only been in office SIX MONTHS.

There's a better than 50% chance Remmick ate a baby off camera in #sinners

I was today years old when I realized that Smoke ambushed the Klan at the end of #Sinners to protect vampires Stack and Mary hiding from the sun inside the Juke!

MAGA only cared about the Epstien files when they thought they could use it to own the libs.

Gunn's Superman reminds us how much we loved the character and his world. It also reminds us that we forgot that love. Its greatness is the mirror it holds to our faces and the warts it reveals. People claiming to hate this film actually hate their warts.

They're focusing on working people and families because criminals, gang members and terrorists would fight back. Read that again.

It's been a week since you showed the world our hand held drones, squeaky-ass tanks and troops doing the cupid shuffle, and you choose NOW to start a war?? BRUH...

Describe the Trump administration in one sentence: Imagine if Little Finger had ascended to the Iron Throne.

So...... does Iran have a right to defend itself? Asking for a friend.

As an Army vet, I can tell you that a company formation "WALKING" for an official (no cadence, no synchronicity) is the highest form of coded disrespect imaginable.

Parents. The only reason we're interested in first/business class, even Delta comfort is to avoid your kids. Yall upgrading is counterproductive af.

And just like that, all the white South Africans were deported.....

Elon Musk and Donald J Trump got us in the group chat, and I need @garrettspopcorn.bsky.social to sponsor! *Two crackheads messy arguing in public!

Just a reminder that if you didn't vote for Kamala Harris, you voted for THIS.

Shout out to the Harvard class of 2025 LGBT graduate majors! You worked hard now go into the world and do great things!

King Charles is SISU reincarnated. I said what I said.

If you display this and fail to fight when the actual "treading" has begun, you have to admit it was all about a black president.

My COMMENTS on other folks posts gettin 1000x more like and reply engagement than my OWN content is a constant reminder that the algorithm is BS. *I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. A darn it, people LIKE me.*