We need more Wings games on network TV.

A truly inspiring performance. The best game I've watched. Cape Verde can be very proud of their team.

This should be the Democratic platform in 2026 & 2028, if tar and feathering are off the table.

"Safe and sane" fireworks are so expensive and so watered down that sparkling birthday candles are more entertaining.

There's a GOAT for every sport.

Everything is getting cancelled and the money will disappear.

Those $100 bills will be worth $50 by the Impeachment.

Professor Higgins and Colonel Pickering aren't as popular as they used to be.

Has anyone checked to see if Chuck Schumer has regained consciousness?

Johnson keeps sending Reps home to eat lobster and steak. They aren't working harder than us, we're paying them too much.

Talking to you, Chuck.

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

Pretty soon Mexico will finally be paying for a wall...to keep Americans out.

Just tell him to turn on Fox News. They make more white noise than any machine.

He's been found unconscious standing at a podium in the Capitol a couple of times too, but we don't need term limits.

Wait until you encounter a traffic circle in the middle of that 4 way stop intersection.

Now can you work on Trump?

Nobody cares if they want to wear a dress to the track meet, but when the race starts they will compete against other biological males.

A physical exam is usually required to compete in sports. A doctor telling an athlete to turn his head and cough will probably be able to tell.

If you're depressed, returning to Congress is probably not the best treatment.

I never understood the purpose of locking it. If anybody wanted it they could pick it up and leave.

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Yes, the "Finance" guy is the real salesman: extended warranty, alarm, ceramic coating, gps, door edge tape, locking lug nuts, scotch guard treatment, pre-paid oil changes, tire warranty plans, floor mats & financing with a point or two kickback for them. Just get up, walk away; it will all go away.

Tell the potential buyer they can buy any additional reports they want. You're selling the car as is, cash only and providing a Carfax report as proof of vehicle history. That's more than most private parties do.

Why should we believe that the check is coming before the tarps come down at the Kennedy Center?

Look at any street scene in Japan. How many goalkeepers do you see? These "national" teams don't reflect the reality in the countries they play for.

I thought I was doing that but they turned out to be dumpsters at the side of the road.

Turn on the headlights so the tail lights come on and the ahole thinks you're braking, while you cruise away at 40.

Nixon didn't have a corrupt GOP Congress to back him up. He had a group of principled Republicans led by Sen. Goldwater, who told him he had to resign. Those were the days.

Who in this corrupt administration is even going to look for the culprits? The call might have come from the White House.

Trump doesn't respect anybody except his dictator mentors. He shows disdain for former Presidents and will not respect future Presidents. He's an abomination and is not deserving of respect.

Trumpy is terrified what will happen when he loses the mid-terms.. So his last best scam is the SAVE MY ASS ACT. In the most basic terms, this is a work around to end the 19th Amendment and to prevent millions of women from being able to vote. Even the GOP isn't interested. That's how bad it is.

The same Democratic leaders who lost the White House, the Senate & House, the Supreme Court and a majority of governorships are telling progressive Democrats pushing for change to shut up because they know best how to win. Once again: Dems don't have an identity crisis, we have a leadership crisis!

As the former President of South Korea serves a life sentence for his role in a failed insurrection, his wife just got sentenced to 7 years in prison for bribery. The US could learn a lot from South Korea what accountability looks like for power-hungry, corrupt grifters. youtu.be/nAUksLhLSKs?...

So, Lindsey Graham won't be attending?

Silver has been in the $30 neighborhood for a long time. I don't know why people expected it to stay $70-100+.

When will Repugnants in Congress finally decide to rid themselves of this irrational malignant narcissist sociopath, and get on the right side of history?

Minor correction: Judge Box 'o Wine wants to prosecute anyone touching the water in the Toxic Trump Pool.

It would be nice if Anderson Cooper read the book instead of just reading quotes typed out for him by staff. He doesn't even have a copy at the desk. Lawrence O'Donnell does a better job with authors.

Texans are scared of bees now? What happened to Remember the Alamo? One Riot, One Ranger? Chuck Norris, Rooster Cogburn, The Lone Ranger?

Does this mean we'll finally get rid of Chuck Schumer too?

Congratulations, New York, you successfully ousted an incumbent lawmaker who was instrumental in the Impeachment of Donald Trump just when we are about to do it again.

Don't give this MAGAt administration any ideas.

Disney should sue Trump for ruining one of their iconic character names.

Lindsey talks tough, then goes home and puts on his best dress to watch Lawrence Welk reruns.

Chuck Schumer needs to step aside for a young man with a plan.

Trump can't run a casino or a reflecting pool. There's no way he can "take over" the Strait of Hormuz that won't end in disaster.

This fire is going to ruin Father's Day gatherings from L.A. to San Bernardino. Barbeques and pool parties will be cancelled due to air quality. Some big class action law firm needs to start signing us up now.

Anything the Trump Crime Family is involved with will eventually crash and burn after they've sucked every ounce of profit from it.

Isn't that the same miscreant who vandalized the East Wing of the White House and the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center?