"what if you came home and your neighbor was RIGHT THERE!!! “ I share a driveway with my other neighbor... We either wave or cross the distance to hug lol?

I'm not at all confrontational and very "do what you want with your life/yard/whatever." so telling me she's dreads coming home bc I might be in the yard is SO funny. What... Do you think I'll do? Wave?

Having a neighbor scared of me is so funny because I am.... So passive........ And quiet.....

When did my Instagram feed get so horny

Got a wegovy ad on Instagram as if half my feed isn't thirst traps by bears or memes about loving bears. Read the room!!!!!

I have always liked bigger and older men. Give me someone who looks like he has a cpap at home

(he is not fat now but I'd love him if he looked like the baddie fat bitch I first met ofc!!!!)

My partner has lost like 70lbs since we got together and sometimes he gains some weight and is sad about how fat he is. Babe. Lover. You were fat when we met and I was smitten. Why do you think I'd suddenly find you less attractive because you gained 15lbs

I hate that using fat as a descriptor makes me feel like I need to clarify that it's just a fact and there's no negative connotation attached. I just meant fat!!! Not ugly, unhealthy, unworthy of love or respect. Just fat!!! I'm fat. I like my men fat. Why is fat bad!!

True crime and jail shows are realistically so shitty but I fucking love them. My problematic faves

Give me my strange addiction. Give me my 600lb life. Give me 60 days in. Give me literally any show filmed in a prison. I love them so much

I love shitty tlc shows and exploitative jail shows. My guilt pleasures #myguilypleasures

Time to start haunting fb marketplace for a replacement. I'm in no hurry bc. Gestures at debt. But it's nice knowing it's not bricked and I have the option of transferring everything

Was unable to fix my 3ds wah. At least it's usable to the point where I can transfer the system data so nothing is lost yet. Just..... No joycon and the top screen barely works

I love my 3ds and used to take it everywhere. I miss street passing!!!!

In good news: my 3ds isn't as far gone as I thought and it seems like it's only experiencing a graphic issue in the top part 😭 I didn't have the heart to poke around more before and just assumed it was a goner

Getting a credit card to pay off my shitty credit card so I have a better apr. Cries. I hate this

Got a $300 bonus, gone to a car insurance payment. Had someone cover the $750 flight to a friend's funeral, suddenly $800 to do half a root canal. I'm so tired of worrying about money. Please

My iPad was on os 16 and I just updated all the way to 26. Oops

People saying flying without a real ID adds 30-90 mins worth of additional screening are liars wtf. It was a non issue both ways. I'm thankful but damn y'all scared me. I brought so much additional stuff to verify my ID and they just let me through w/ that $45 fee reciept

Guess who went to the doctor while sick for the first time in like. 14+ years. I've always just powered through any pain or illness. I know I stopped going to the doctor at 18 but don't know when the last time I actually went for help/antibiotics

Just learned Miss Cleo was a lesbian wtf?? How do I have a cat named after her and...... Never knew....

Thinkin about getting another flower added on one side and a bug on the other to completely cover the scars

Feels dumb giving my fursonas top surgery scars bc 1. Tattoos covering them 2. There's no way this would be visible under fur

Crying bc my partner's hospitalization was officially written off so we won't need to pay that bill for his 2 week stay

Like. Oh thank God. It can only get better as I learn to socialize

Love the years long "is it a personality disorder? Empathy disorder? Autism?" jk. Just emotional neglect making me a lil different :-)

One of my favorite clients has been in and out of the hospital for his year and is now being discharged and going to move to hospice care. Sad. She blew by her life expectancy decades ago but it's still rough to see how quickly she's declining

One of my partner's shitty coworkers got fired and I can't wait for her clients to trickle to my partner and the others. The money... Looks like meat's back on the menu boys

My Tennessee boy is ruining my Yankee accent

I heard myself say "potato" earlier and now wonder when I stopped saying "potatO" and started saying "potatah"

Thinkin bout my middleschool science teacher who yelled "what's so funny about penis!?" because we, as middleschoolers, giggled at the penis diagram on the projector. Still laugh about it 20 years later

I had to make my partner kick the habit of telling people I'm interested in gender theory bc I'm Not. I like lgbt history. I don't care about gender shit. I don't care about policial identies. I don't care!!!! Do what you want with your body. Ask to be called what makes you comfortable. I couldn't

I would love to wipe transitioning from my history. I haven't used being trans as an identifier in so long. I've been talking about it a lot recently bc surgery and reconnecting with friends I knew pre transition but. I can go so long without even thinking about it and know I'll go back to that

I went without a gp for over 13 years due to poor care/mistreatment from my last one. I'm ready to drop her after a year of ignorance and invasive questions. Stupid

Stupid ass pcp changed my legal sex to female when I requested she remove transgender off my profile. I haven't been legally female in over a decade

Such an incredible person who was suchba bright light in the life of others and she's just. Gone.

Feels #maincharacterenergy to post about it but a friend passed away this morning and it's like. That's it? The hair hasn't grown back from the matching tattoo we got and she's gone already? It's so fucking unfair. Fuck cancer

I love having scars on my hands and feet like I stuck them into a blender. I am such a tough manly man and not a bull in a China shop

I also cut my hand while doing some minor weeding too. I yearn for small scrapes and burns

I put hot glue on a thing, dropped a magnet into the hot glue... Then the magnet flipped over and flew to my hand (hot glue first) because I was holding other magnets. What the actual fuck?

<--- said as someone with a kindle and a clicker

Using a kindle with a clicker to turn the pages is so funny imo. I don't want to hold a book nor turn pages. I want to stare and click

Love years of "am I autistic?" turned into "oh my god it was emotional neglect during childhood the entire time"

The mishapocalypse and the first year of pokemon go is the closest I've felt to having world peace

I miss the unity I felt during the first mishapocalypse

I love x-men so fucking much but I go long periods without thinking about it and get to relearn so much when I remember it exists. Every few years I'm like OH YEAH. X-MEN?? Crams x-men knowledge back into my brain at mach speed

Randomly had a lucid dream last night? Even in the dream I thought how excited my partner would be to learn about it. He loves lucid dreaming

I got a sparkly duck from a claw machine in NC's oldest gay bar a few weeks ago. I get so excited for claw machines

I love claw machines so much. I usually give the plushies to Bucky but this octopus is too cute to be demolished. Both gotten on my first try on each machine ❤️