Me arguing with my DND party about how to deal with the black dragon that just breathed acid on us: "If not fuckable, why fuckable shape?"

Five jobs I've had -Barista -Welder -Pro Offroad Mechanic -Software Engineer -Cloud Tech Engineering Director

I’m begging lefties and liberals to stop posting things that erase the reality of how violent the US has been to Indigenous people and Black people (among other US populations) ever since its inception and along the way. PLEASE. Do not copy conservatives by erasing history.

The fact that Walz's response to ICE agents executing someone is to mobilize the national guard to protect federal buildings should tell you everything. Citizens are on their own.

The USA has been broken for a long time, but now the cracks are now too big to ignore. Frankly I hope the union shatters. The world would be better off.

Girl that wants to be part of a hive mind.

If you get railed by a red haired trans girl, does that make you gingerbred?

In my German orientation course today, we relearned the history of the nazi party, and I was struggling to keep it together. The news from yesterday, along with the fresh reminder of the similarities between 1930s Germany and the modern US, is horrific to see.

My natural nails are sharp enough that they have drawn blood through clothing. I have to chose between short nails or knives attached to my fingers. Obviously still going with the knives, but they are a hazard.

2025 notes: Pure survival. 2026 plans: Do something I love.

Happy New Queer!

The fireworks in Germany make America's look like child's play. It's unreal how many there are.

When find out someone is pro AI, I assume they are either a bootlicker, posses psychopathic levels of misanthropy, or are sharp as a bowling ball. Most often they tragically fall into the 3rd category.

I, like many lesbians, have 4 fundamental needs for survival. Water, Air, Food and Tities

I cooked ham, parsnips & potatoes, and hand chopped up some cranberry relish for our Yule meal tonight. Very happy with how it all turned out.

Why did you transition? Wrong answers only. I prefer gay sex and wanted to try it with women.

I'm having hickory smoked potatoes, sandwiches, pizza, tits...

Got liquid smoke as a treat and I want to bathe in it. It smells sooo good.

Most of my life i thought of myself as a girl in a boy suit, but didn't know I could do anything about it. I started dating a nonbinary person in the beginning of 2020 and they cracked my egg fully. By November 2020 I moved to Seattle and started HRT.

I want to become a kitchen witch. If only I could afford cookware and food lol

German cooking shows are so damn cozy. Something about the food and the language is chill as it gets for me.

Hey *with the intention of biting off a chunk of flesh*

Spent all day learning how to operate a battleship power plant and targeting systems for the main guns. Time well spent I think.

I just want to make games, go for long walks, and do silly gay things with my wife.

Cannibalism is the ultimate expression of femininity.

*types deep thoughts about a culturally relevant subject* *deletes* Human ribs smell the same as pork ribs when put on a grill. Gn

Some people are just food coded.

Apparently I sound almost exactly like older Sarah Connor rn.

Covid sucks BTW. I'm pretty sure this is the sickest I've been in my adult life. As much as I love trains, there are downsides...

I don't DM people as much as I'd like because for the most part I've only developed the social skills to either flirt or give people trauma with my existential musings. Neither of those things have appeal to me these days.

Til camel spiders squeak when threatened and my heart is now a puddle because I couldn't handle the cuteness.

Still mad this was flagged as "sexual content" by automod.

Chat, I'm sick send help. (And by help I mean the blood of some fascists to bathe in)

If you see this, post a monster.

I've truly developed an interesting reputation.

Genuinely considering getting a spray bottle for my catwife. No matter how many times I tell her to not sit on the table or the counter, I keep finding her on them. If you ever thought, "if only I could explain to them...", I'm telling you it does not matter.

Im like a mother of night creatures. People shunned by society flock to me for care.

Me tryina post: - nope that's to dark - hmm to violent - sounds more depressing than it is - nah people don't interact with this topic from me - too horny - too personal, people won't care Final product: *flirting* cannibalism is legal here

This is my favorite pic of me. No filters, just good lighting and makeup. I need to take more pics, but I have no energy these days since I'm just trying to survive.

I was browsing some project folders of mine and found the first organic 3D model I made. It's an incomplete WIP, but I'm proud that I started it by hand placing every vertex in Blender.

Your happiness first.

I only have one picture of me pre transition and I don't think I will ever share it. I destroyed the rest.

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

My wife keeps adding "cat food" to our grocery list. We don't have a cat, she just wants snacks.

A friendly reminder that eating a regular sized bag of salty chips every day is more dangerous than HRT. Be yourself, shoot up with girl juice and be happy.

In our dnd game, we call it a sluty 20 instead of a dirty 20.

Something clicked in my brain today and I feel like I made a huge leap forward in my ability to speak German. It's got me feeling inordinately good.

I think I'm never clocked for my Russian Jewish heritage because the Scottish genes are too dominant in my family. Also, having Jewish family that fled both Russia and Germany during WWII and a German wife makes for some very dark jokes in my household.

I'm realizing that in the last 20 years I've spent the vast majority of my days working 13-16 hours. I dream of a future where that is no longer the case. Working this much and still being in survival mode is exhausting.

Ever hit that level of mental exhaustion where it feels like your brain is getting hit with spikes of static?