i'm gay

so was there actually an oomfie exodus or are people just talkin some shit

in retrospect matt walsh titling his hate film what is a woman as a fucking catholic of all things is objectively hilarious on account of god and womanhood being social constructs in equal measure. like oh your pet heuristic is allowed to be unknowable but mine isn't? fuck off lol

can't really force a thought to bounce around someone's head before being committed to record but anything that provides a buffer in which it might occur is a net good, given frictionless communication is clearly something we're just not prepared for as a species. too much junk data. makes me sick

falling probably feels good as hell until you hit the ground

youtube recs have been getting interesting lately

horrors aside how completely fucking embarrassing it is for your globe-spanning imperial project to be hijacked and permanently scarred by a handful of abject morons who have no idea how any of it works. good job warding your flank, liberal democracy. even your evil is built on sand.

valve uses their market share to effectively do video game stalinism to uproarious applause and if nothing else that's pretty fuckin funny

how do we relationship is a really fucking good manga and i'm not just saying that because of all the gay sex

the thing about persistent suicidal thoughts is that eventually you're running into a law of truly large numbers problem where they're gonna catch you in a moment where you're really checked out. it's like the fucking IRA, they only have to be lucky once

if you put any errant toe in the bottomless pool that is historiography you immediately understand that the main persisting tension to this day is a massive undoing of the damage the burgeoning nationalism of the late 19th and most of the 20th century did to our comprehension of the past

ttrpgs are serious business

i appreciate having the ability to be open-minded at all, i sincerely do, it's a great gift. but i would appreciate if the things i were most readily able to comprehend were things a teeny bit more useful than kink and theology

i should be kicked in the ribs perhaps while getting kissed by a beautiful woman

man christmas as an adult is great i love getting drunk with my parents

>literally smaller shopping carts say i am having psychosis or am mentally ill or whatever but by allah you people are dumb as dogshit

normal response to someone having empathy

i had to stop cashiering at work because the shrinking carts were giving me soul-devouring guilt over the starving poor but sure your theory is good too

you individually suck at analysis, and you frequently stumbling over the bar as low as "understanding what a second order equation actually means" does not mean i think statistical economic analysis is worthless. i just think it should be done by smart people, ie. not you

i don't believe you, can you graph the number of posts per capita on each site about it and then make your stupid wrong assessment? it's much more convincing

in terms of identifiable and memeable mannerisms you don't really get better than NL and, like, trump. you don't even need to label the post for it to scan

thinking about reliving my middle school experience by getting extremely autistic about stick ranger again

hair-pullingly infuriating that capital is dead fucking set on tearing open every precariously welded crack and split in incentive and interest if it's not forcefully told to sit down and shut the fuck up. this is what won the 20th century? this mockery, one monkey away from self-immolation? come on

i don't even use it that much but i still install the same decade old photoshop cs6 crack on every new pc i own just to spite adobe

everyone deserves the positive feedback loop that is the unique turn-on of being desired

oh, hts is in charge of syria? what's next? agp in charge of iraq?

spine-crushingly cringe that one of the best songs about being trans is from a fucking fighting game with the tier of storytelling that implies

it's pretty cool that the only federal drug deregulation we have is cringe horseshit by and for cranks and not any of the good fun and useful deregulation you could do that would help literally anyone besides grifters that profit off morons. like who wished on a monkey's paw for this

yo they added autism to draw steel

it's pretty wild that honeycrisps have been two bucks fifty a pound for pretty much as long as i can remember. those fuckers are the costco hot dog of produce

jagex fuckin knows what im about

xanthony fagtano here internet's gayest music nerd

she meow on my mrrp until i [punchline withdrawn]

in terms of the ratio of wealth to the number of people who want to assassinate you, i struggle to think of a better contender than gabe newell. whether the title is deserved, i will leave as an exercise for the reader

well i guess we learned who must go

foul murder would be an incredible tattoo but i'm a coward

the top gear theme has played in my store four times in my last shift and a half and it is driving me mildly insane in the same way enemy did when it was playing constantly

incredible subheader. yeah we're dumb babies who didn't do the bare minimum. liberal humanitarianism is such a joke

it is currently the third day of the "final day for 40% off twitter premium"

hate to do it but eggs are as expensive as they are *and* we're selling them at cost. like they cost almost five bucks and we're losing money on every box off labor alone

there are two genders: girlrotting and girlfrotting

hearing someone's favorite game is kingdom hearts and immediately switching to referring to them with they/them pronouns

help how do i economy

space warlord organ trading simulator soundtrack is surprisingly good work music

deya's bad joke and stupid reference usernames: they're back and worse than ever. weed scared girltwink is retiring in a tropical country

to all my new followers: first of all, i'm sorry, second of all, you deserve it. awful things to come

this is me btw if you even care