g++ stands for girlfriends++

The full wrap around piece, with some more detail on the Body

Down bad level: wikihow

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Too gay to sleep send help

You know how URLs often separate+words+like+this? Well that's also how some medieval charms were written. Just imagine, all across the world, billions of computers casting billions of charms every second...

I will apparently be at FOSDEM if anyone wants to say meow, look for the baby blue wheelchair 😺

I finally caved and rented a wheelchair and within 2 days a street cat decided to nap on my lap 🥺

Doctor told me to play more FFXIV guess I don't have a choice huh

A postwoman uses woman instrumentation for non-woman purposes

Got some yuri from some very queer bookshops in Manchester and sat reading it in a very comfy armchair in a cute café. Most normal I've felt in foreverrr

Today I got nihongo jozu'd and my gf set her hand and the restaurant table on fire (she's fine)

WOTD: the kanji 米, rice, can be read as メートル, "metre" (from 米突 ateji) Ironic considering 米 can also mean the USA

Brilliant turnout in Cambridge for the protest against the Supreme Court decision on trans rights. A long procession of happy people being cheered along by the caring public. Cambridge at its best

The sun is out, and there must be thousands here. This is giving me life.

The year is 2005. You have 128MB of RAM. You run out of memory compiling LLVM. The year is 2025. You have 92GB of RAM. You run out of memory compiling LLVM. Sigh

This is a public service announcement. No, you cannot call me mommy. Please stop. No, I don't care, please stop. Find someone else I am begging you. Thank you

Word of the day: "face/surface eater" -> into looks only （面食い　めんくい）

Word of the day: "sugar urine illness" -> diabetes （糖尿病 とうにょうびょう） (triple wourd score!)

All I have to say about the JLPT is even for the N1 you don't learn yabai

Well, I quit my job. Wish I could say it was for moral reasons but it's mostly the pain

Word of the day: "grandchild's hand" -> backscratcher （孫の手）

Messing with packaging yabridge + Bitwig for Flatpak and I really want to like this but urgh. There's no kind of package manager so anything you want in your container you have to... build yourself!

I picked my current job largely because it felt morally fine, but the direction has changed and now AI keeps coming up, and having FAANG customers is increasingly uncomfortable. I think I need to quit, but as a systems programmer I'm not really sure where to go that isn't worse

Okay byte night is relatively accessible. Look for the rainbow wheelchair for a mediocre time 😺

All this resolutions and achievements talk and all I want this year is to not be in pain anymore

What is X-ME-Proxy-Cause and why does it look like keysmash

Less of a device driver, more of a device passenger princess

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A pox on whoever made "katsu sauce" mean curry in English this is not what I meant to order 😭

JavaScript frameworks ranked by how much girls will want to push me down a flight of stairs

I'm sorry to inform you that the most lesbian train is actually the cursed rubber-wheeled ゆりかもめ lesbian gull line

Sorry to all the people I missed this EMF. Hope my body will be working by next time

Hello yes I will be at EMF from tomorrow!! I'm not quite cartwheels-across-site levels of mobile yet, so do consider coming and finding me! I'll be at PLP or wherever has comfy seats

Please don't clone me I'm definitely not good for your system stability

ACAB includes spacetime

Oh god I'm turning into rave mum

I'm not like other girls. There's a bundle of feathers and ash I buried in the garden in the middle of the night and I'm so scared

Why did my aunt give me a leash I don't have a petttt

One day when I'm better, I'm going to cook for people more

Twinks are nolonger allowed to teach me Haskell, sorry. I will only be accepting functional programming knowledge from women that can kill me

At this rate my software is going to be available for public use before I am,,,

There's nothing quite so gender affirming as your cishet male friends telling you their Feelings huhh

"The subspace-group facility includes the BRANCH IN SUBSPACE GROUP instruction" never wanted to be a mainframe programmer before,,

Move over mercyuri nerds, swag is here

I have been upgraded from sitting with the racist uncle at the wedding to sitting with the other queers huh

Did you hear Microsoft are releasing a language for logic programming? It's called Visual Basic for Implications

If you're into being gzipped is that a deflation kink

You ever think a bit too much about how long you've had all your old dinged up kitchen stuff and how much it's got you through and end up standing in the kitchen holding a wok and crying

BECOME INCOMPRESSIBLE