heather always has the WORST ideas for after dinner games

ahhm fake??? ahhm fake?

every time someone knocks violently on the dining room door someone goes “that’s bob the drag queen

tiktok has become QVC for people that don't remember 9/11

wfh big girl things now include drinking espresso on my walking pad w/ standing desk combo

i don’t give a gag

truly fascinated by instagram onlyfans boys who’ve i’ve never seen or heard of they’re so blatantly straight referring to their collabs as “grindr dates” or their “bottom”

trynna have wickedness thrust upon me

a certain internet famous shlong i was “dating” told me “you look like someone who would eat a baconator”

someone drop out of drag traitors so i can be in it. missed my entry dm 😭

beyonce just gave the best super bowl halftime show of all time!!!

sza is evil cynthia erivo

bf’s christmas gift to me tore

my high school's principle getting a DUI and its rumoured he got pulled over on coke years ago and also has been drunk at school...365 party girl

lives were literally changed

she looks troubled

girl don’t ask me stupid questions on bluesky

i wanna spend moneyyyyyyyy

ran-snack is my new bo6 obsession i can’t stop playing it and singing “get those cookies get those cookies”

happiness is a butterfly

finally feeling better

my man so sexy wtf

doctor said he liked my blue banisters hoodie yesterday…

this masterpiece open.spotify.com/track/0WdR2A...

but, come to think of it, a lot of drag is good

people at work keep messaging me and calling me whilst on my deathbed

so fucking sick and haven't kissed my man since sunday

who else been touchin on their button

in my opinion i actually think a lot of drag is bad

have to literally anchor my cat's automatic feeder to the wall or else he will attempt to knock it over any chance he gets...attention seeking whore

how angie climbed the ranks to be one of my fav housewives i’ll never know but goddamn she makes amazing tv

sitting at the pharmacy waiting for cold medicine prescription to be filled

that is a picture of me 🩷

please love me, why would you ignore me, please try me

man is bringing me thai food cuz I’m sick. does anyone know if i can get him sick through oral????

do yall ever get so depressed that you can’t see

joint slay or whatever but holy shit

living on the dance floor

do we celebrate gay guy friday on bluesky?

something baaaaaaaaaad is happening in oz

i have had sex with far too many people

meredith riding for brittani actually makes so much sense like she has the worst taste in people

HIGH BODY COUNT HAIR

slutty hair and a slutty dress and slutty heels