good heavens, is it holiday crafting panic day already?

[musky or freshly showered according to user preference]

Lord forgive my audacity in mansplaining biscuits to my southern boyfriend. 😶‍🌫️

is it too much to ask to be carried away by a war band of burly orcs?

indulged in some sensory deprivation (got an MRI)

I wish I could grow winter plumage, preferably something with spikes.

Real "nothing from me, thanks" day in the Teams mines today, besties

Pluribus is fun on its own merits *and* for the way it's definitely gonna unlock some nascent dronification kinks.

bzzt!

the new Florence is what happens when a sensitive humanities girlie reads Julian of Norwich and makes it her whole personality (this is a compliment)

Has anyone explored a black mold theory for Debra Messing, I'm just curious

I wonder if the generations of ancestors who subsisted half the year on gruel and pickled fish would be proud to see me standing in the kitchen willing myself to eat a single banana so i don't crash out by noon

Letting people vote for more than one option in social settings is the easiest, most effective way to unfuck group decision making, and that's a hill I'll die on.

How's my head? Please be more specific.

The Beaches' show was a hell of a place to find out the Jays won

no i'm good thanks. 🙂‍↕️

i fear i am an autumn enjoyer, oh yes i am.

A massage isn't enough anymore, I need to be left out in the sun to evaporate.

The clouds are dark and I'm alone in the office, what a great day to lose myself in the new Author & Punisher 😌🎶

my impressive bad mood today was too powerful for exercise, but at least i massively overdid it and now my body hates me too. learn from big bro's mistakes. 🫩

People can make all the mainstreams articles on pup play, cruising, etc. they want but what would actually be much cooler is if they left queers and our cultures alone.

met some late-season berries (ft. @sequoiapnw.bsky.social butt)

Tummy Tuesday is gonna get me through the rest of this week

Shorts and sweater weather up in this bitch 😌🍂

this is gonna be my bottom renaissance fall, i can feel it in the air 😮‍💨

The hardest I ever bombed at karaoke was when (four drinks in) I talked myself into doing 'Running Up That Hill.' Happy birthday, Hounds of Love.

please keep my inner gadget gnome in your prayers this phone launch season

needed to b r e a t h e so I took myself to a new park

free bath bomb had glitter in it :(

omw to remind the f-slurs of their roots

whispering "hi daddy" every time i pass this mural

i'm sorry but why are they trusting the Saltburn director with a period piece

grad school was wild, 23-year-old me had no business throwing around words like "exigencies"

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

"Though it's small, it's a monster of a machine. A new invention from Canon." (At least new for 1993) All together now, aww, Baby Godzilla...

and for my next trick, i'll ruin my own day using only ☝🏻 my amazing brain!

I'm not sure a 4K remaster did much for it, but whatever, Shin Godzilla holds up

the stovetop naan experimentation didn't go as planned, but I did find out my new apartment's smoke alarm works, so who's to say whether it was a success or not

good morning and sorry to everyone who followed me from real life

being called pup is cute and affirming, but being called dog or mutt is 🥴💦

A very cute art gallery afternoon with @fraxinaut.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰🥰

if you have a pokemon tattoo and you meet someone else with a pokemon tattoo, you legally have to make them kiss.

stella's getting her gym momentum back.

scenes from a little family vacation

4 faves, no starters

my inner luddite is eternally at war with my inner gnome who loves fancy little gadgets

adult familial relationship where your text history is just "happy birthday!" back and forth going back five years.

almost boiled a young goat in its mother's milk (wore a Cubs cap with a Dodgers shirt)

Bring back Visigoth names, I wanna meet a guy named Alaric.

in another era i'd be one of those monks who was constantly getting slapped on the wrist for sodomy with the bros