Why are women so much braver than men?

I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

12/04/25 He will testify with receipts❗👊 youtube.com/shorts/PoEb_...

This man is nothin but testosterone and Justice

If "I bet you can't whoop him" was a person

Oh so he’s a CARTOON villain.

“They were trying to sell wet submerged drugs to each other while they were treading water and trying not to drown or bleed out!”

This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

Just to be extra clear. Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump DO NOT have the right to execute suspected drug runners. Even if we arrested them and they were found guilty, they would not be executed. Beware of Trump pardons to those who follow their illegal orders.

I feel like I’m being put on

It's okay for some campaign promises to be about optics rather than policy. "We're going to bulldoze his monument to himself on Day One and rebuild the East Wing" would be a very good one for 2028.

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore I feel like we need this

@npr.org and other news agencies really need to issue formal apologies for quibbling over semantics this way, when Harris was actually right. In an effort to be "fair" they disregarded fact. www.npr.org/2024/08/25/g...

Theres currently a mf who's the vice president because he was such an obnoxious child his ma traded him for a bag of meth and everyone was like good call and then he wrote a book about it

My last flight TSA literally suggested in the future I wear sweatpants. Asking people to dress nicely is going to hold up security lines.

phenomenal stuff from grok here

Checking in on MechaHitler

I’m howling.

Google ‘Welcome to Derry’ for a neat surprise.

An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' people.com/donald-trump...

If the Republican strategy is "if you reveal the President is a pedophile we'll reveal tons of other pedophiles" then... Okay? Go for it? Take them all down? Send them all to jail forever? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

Uh oh, you scrolled too far, too greedily, too deep: you have encountered a balrog.

This is what they took from you

You can tell phrenologists are all lazy by the shape of their skulls

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

“honk shoo” is actually what you say when you want a white person to leave

My dude has PTSD (post traumatic sandwiches disorder)

He says, ”Son, can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad, and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.” I say “Love Shack?” “Yeah,” he says. “Yeah. Love Shack.”

just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻 Enter if you dare...🚪

"some people cheat at sports so let's cancel all sports". Same thinking.

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

SOUTH KOREA YOU’RE NOT HELPING www.cnn.com/2025/10/29/w...

Okay. This is a blatant and overt violation of their first amendment rights.

why can’t the side effects from a prescription be something cool like levitation or the ability to cast spells

what do you mean "they are using our tax dollars for food" yes... a sign of a ethically reasonable society is not letting people starve for funsies

cardinal rule: if Nate Silver is involved in it, it's a Bad Idea

This just clicks so wonderfully in my mind. Read down the thread, there's a million examples, all of them great.

Trunk-or-treating is an insult to the gods of Halloween, who demand that children face the cold horrors of the night.

My assumption is he means this test, which he treats as “they test to see how big my brain is” but that is instead used to test cognitive decline and even to look for damage post-stroke, correct?

Aside from the racism and pure cruelty in Davis's post, which many replies have pointed out, I'd like to comment on the "stop giving food stamps to immigrants" lie. I have been in the US for 16 years now: 5 with F1; 2 with F1-OPT; 3 with H1-B; 5 with green card; now US citizen. 1/

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Good. Even if this doesn’t work, it’s time to go on offense. www.newsweek.com/jb-pritzker-...

He honestly thought he could bomb civilian boats in international waters and still win the Peace Prize. huh.