It remains okay to have voted for Biden because he was not Trump www.axios.com/2026/02/12/t...

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

"In the case of marijuana, the recent evidence offers reason for Americans to become more grudging about accepting its use."

Ah, the "like many others" line thedailytexan.com/2026/02/10/f...

💯 checkmate reply WORDS MATTER

Heh. Would love to see the distribution of scores on this scheme

"We’ll probably have those results in a few months" 😂

"What’s needed is not complicated. It does, however, require courage."

Whoopsie

👀

@davidjuurlink.bsky.social, interviewed about Gideon Korean: "His only feedback to me was to please credit that he was getting financial backing from the Canadian Institutes of Health Research" oof. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

GO JETS

"The closure of the three centers resulted from a thoughtful review of interdisciplinary research centers over the summer and fall as part of Duke’s strategic realignment initiative" 😂 dukechronicle.com/article/duke...

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "I can see you're upset."

In the immortal words of Chris Rock: "You don't get points for something you're SUPPOSED to do"

wtf is it with the "like many others" line? Is that what image rehabilitation consultants tell you to say?

Pardoning our best

Whoopsie

Oh NOES

So what you're saying is there is no rigorous scientific evidence showing that raw camel's milk DOESN'T work... right? That hasn't been conclusively proven, right? So it COULD work? 🤡

Great line by @aidybarnett.bsky.social & @jabyrnesci.bsky.social: "these papers are like finding a rich quarry of fossils, throwing in some dynamite, and selling the fossils thrown up by the explosion, no matter how damaged they are" www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

oof.

Ban space savers. Or bring the hammer down on space-saving ragers. Or both

Or maybe one of the affirmative action warriors was worried that Trump was about to settle and wanted to goad him stand strong Or MAYBE Garber is playing 5-D chess and wanted Trump to send everyone back to the drawing board so that.... Oh never mind 🤡

CONTEXT IS CRITICAL unless you are reading a Bible verse about "sodomites"

Just keep voting how you do www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/u...

He has no strategy other than to double down 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...

Hey Siri can you give me a good example of survey selection bias

"It’s the same with Trump. A lot of accusations have been made against him, but neither you nor I were in the room. So who’s to say, really?" "Yeah, exactly."

“Wow haven’t you had enough house arrest?” www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...

"the room fell silent repeatedly" www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Oof.

Reversed. All of this shhhttte. Day one. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Friends don't let friends publish in Frontiers

"The subsequent 6pm showing performed twice as successfully, attracting two ticket buyers."

Idiots. Why not sue for $500 billion and then agree to settle for $100 billion? Or better yet, settle for $1 trillion?

Space savers are so obnoxious