adding yeast and sugar to my piss jugs

[jim morrison voice] watchers of gay porn.....

million dollar idea: electric snuggle

I'm gonna cum! (delivered within 7-10 business days)

Wet Leg voice: You think I'm pretty You think I'm pretty cool You wanna run over me with a semi truck I know most people do

honestly, fuck snow. Don't romanticize that shit. It makes existing worse. Ok yeah, it's pretty, but then ya gotta do The Trudge.

Me IRL: who are you? Stop bothering me, leave me alone. Me playing any video game: I HAVE TO TALK TO EVERYONE OR ELSE I WILL MISS SOMETHING

There aren't any eating utensils at work so I'm eating my lunch with a coffee lid

it's utterly insane to me that Regina Spektor could be a Zionist and write "The Trapper and The Furrier", a song condemning colonization. Look in the fucking mirror, girl. Like goddamn.

Depression makes my tits bigger

I have no friends. I am a monster.

My hard kink is someone that likes me. The most impossible shit.

my tummy can't deal

been getting into Wet Leg recently

My mental illness leads me to think everyone hates me, but everyone DOES hate me, soooooo

Fat Girls Playing Morrowind season, you can smell it in the air

Jesus Christ would follow me back. Why won't you?

The Zohran/Trump meeting is par for the course in this freak reality we live in. Of course Trump likes him; it happened BECAUSE it doesn't make sense. That's our universe.

I lost the juice, the posting juice.

Ok, we all know trans women that can lactate. What if we added wine yeast and let it ferment? Can we get a trans woman liqueur?

Posts hold more weight when you can hear yourself typing, compared to the deafness of headphones.

People from the Detroit area do not get to represent Michigan as a whole.

Ok, we all know trans women that can lactate. What if we added wine yeast and let it ferment? Can we get a trans woman liqueur?

People are cracking jokes (fair), but this would be amazing in snow.

My sleep schedule: 4 hours of deep sleep 1 hour awake 2 hours of horrific anxiety dreams, waking up every 20-30 minutes 1 hour awake 2 hours of horrific anxiety dreams, waking up every 20-30 minutes

couldn't sleep so I got up and ate some spicy ramen, accidentally inhaled some, and HOLY SHIT OUCH

Business idea: Massage parlor that's completely non-sexual but instead they give you a tab of LSD 15 minutes before your appointment.

In Utero was better than Nevermind, deal with it.

Business idea: Massage parlor that's completely non-sexual but instead they give you a tab of LSD 15 minutes before your appointment.

HOLY SHIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgp7...

if you catch me moving and from exclusively in profile, from the neck up I look kinda like a cheap Ringu clone This observation brought to you by my bathroom mirror

it's snowing for the first time this year. God damnit

Oh, my lay-off was apparently extended for another week. Fucking great.

Today is my birthday, fuck this aging bullshit.

I'm gonna go away for a bit. Day or two.

Maybe I'm just a simple girl, but a roast beef sammie with a slice of cheese and a lil 1,000 island is delicious

The price of Polaroid film going up bc of tariffs sucks. But at least online, the cost of vintage cameras themselves has gotten crazy The one I normally use I bought new when I was 16, they're going for around the same price now. 5 years ago, they'd have been like $10. My back-up was $5 w/ the case

Sooo this is me, I make stuff to try to pay for stuff. If you could, please like, share and follow, and maybe buy something if you can, I’m hoping to continue but funds are drying up fast.

need an aloof wife

Oh hey, my unemployment was approved

you can fix her, you can fix him.... Why is no one trying to fix Jenny smh

I'm just Jenny, idk what's happening

Mom, can I go get pregnant now?

Instagram is fucking awful.

Could god cum a load so big that even he couldn't swallow it?

sap is wood cum and the trees are coming because the wind is always blowing them

pencil led is wood cum

Lana del Rey called me a "fugly slut" after I fell over a trash can in the summer of 2005.

Ramona Flowers was trans.

I would be more bisexual if more trans men fucked with me. Ironically it was a trans man that cracked me egg.