Steal from your job.

Steal from your job.

I am piss and shit. I am death. Do not fear nor mourn for me, I am already decayed and returned.

Remember when Wayne Brady came out as bisexual? Simpler times.

I may be dealing with a minor amount of psychosis right now, but it's ok because I'm simply screaming at the cold, which will never defeat me. I've got you mastered and I have for years. I've worked in you and I know you like the back of my fucking hand. You're like an ex. I know your ways.

The cold needs to learn to be scared of me because fuck you, cold I will ALWAYS win. Stupid lack of energy ass bitch. I will always defeat you.

I give my electronics esoteric fem names. My phone is named Imogen, my tablet is named Siobhan, my earbuds are named Marcella, my PC is named Maude

Drop a hero.

I call myself bisexual still because I like both pussy and dick. I don't care about your gender. If you've got something other than a pussy or a dick, inform me; I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Yes I'm in the Epstein flight logs. He had a plane with a fire place and I am a piece of wood.

It's cold but I used to drive a stand up forklift in -20 so this shit ain't nothin to me, man

Friday's predicted to be a high of -1F what the fuck

I bit my tongue at work and I think I may have done some serious damage

if you'd like to pull a single tarot card for you, reply to this or DM me if you want it confidential. I'm trying to get better at it and practice makes perfect

I am mentally ill and can't stop crying.

If I was born with a vagina, i'd tell people it's moist and then berate anyone that made sexual comments at me

I pulled a card for myself and got the 10 of swords Come on.

"Holland, 1945" by Neutral Milk Hotel is a song about Anne Frank. It's also a meme onto itself. Fucking 10/10.

Watching Joe Cocker's Woodstock performance of "I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends" (wonderfully bluesy interpretation of a more standard Beatles song) and can't help but think that this was a cultural touchstone. This resonated with culture to a degree where it had lasting impact (1/2 tbc)

"Is a hot dog a sandwich?" No, a hot dog is a hot dog. Stop misgendering food.

Saw a fight at the store, fun stuff.

@alohacats.bsky.social sent me a bunch of dresses and they're great and I will forever be in her debt.

Visit your local soothsayer

ICE must be destroyed is the conservative liberal position at this point. These motherfucker need prosecution is the compromise. THE COMPROMISE.

women are so beautiful, they're so pretty.

Fiona Apple's music is very important to me.

I've always wanted to be the hot chick playing bass in the band

Talking to my cat in Spanish, going "eh mijo, porque" like THAT will solve anything

ICE must be destroyed is the conservative liberal position at this point. These motherfucker need prosecution is the compromise. THE COMPROMISE.

These motherfuckers want to kill the beauty of the world so they can satisfy their own insecurities, which will never be satisfied regardless. ICE must be destroyed.

Hot girls always wear their seatbelts.

I would like to see a poll amongst queer people on who is right or left handed

NW: Bugonia

The Australian version of The Trailer Park Boys is Kath & Kim.

Ethel Cain could murder the Pope and I'd say "she's allowed to do that, she's Ethel Cain"

Been listening to this album www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWRm...

If I'm smart, we're kinda over. If I'm stupid, we're fucking over.

sad fat trans girls that make music are the hottest

So you're starting a cult? Can I be a priestess? I've always wanted to be a priestess...

*Wakes up, sees news*

Pussy does not assuage my hunger, I need Pussy 2.

Watching the latest ep of the Fallout show now and I read somewhere that Kumail Nanjiani shows up playing Kumail Nanjiani which is entirely accurate. And ya know what? It's fine.

Jeweled cicada at the Burpee Museum of Natural History. Rockford, IL

So one of the dryers in my apartment building doesn't spin but the heater still works. Is this going to start a fire?

Happy NYE, I've been playing Balder's Gate 3 since like 9 am. About to finally fuck Karlach after hitting Ch. 2. Let's go, champs

John Travolta turning into a fish: "I've got gills, they're multiplyin'"

omw to Nilbog, anyone need anything?

AND I CHIMED IN WITH A "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF... SUCKIN A GOD DAMNED DICK, NO"

I'm going to go outside and fight the snow in hand to hand combat