i apprently didn't finish the trans tree in homo-linguo.

what a shit year 2025 has been.

My bio if I was normal but still queer: Hey, I'm Jenny! (any/all but she/her preferred) I like to make jokes and friends along with those jokes! Music conversations welcome :)

So uhhh my nephew was in a really bad car accident and broke his neck. Not paralyzed but he's gonna be in one of those weird "don't chew your stitches" braces for a while.

Shia Lebouf's face is an ashtray. Put your cigarettes out on it.

Snuggies were mocked when they first came out but they're actually p fuckin awesome.

being trans is hard when you're birthed with a D&D Dwarven build.

our new to us jeep broke down and with it, our only income. 💔 Gwen works as a delivery driver since i lost my job, but without a car, we’re stuck we’re raising $4,000 to lease an electric vehicle so she can get back to work this month. Every donation helps — even $10 — and shares mean the world 💜

introduce me to your hot friends that like weird fat chicks

I'm not a monster, I'm just fat.

Be nice to me and fav this as I get back into my hobby! Or else I will physically fight your or else! :)

Today's shots. Told you I touched grass.

did some grass touching, got home within a minute of rain starting

Met the most wonderful woman in my dreams last night. She even gave me a parting gift based on an inside joke before I woke up. Weird.

Did they ride there on tiny motorcycles?

This, but vertical on my forearm. Yay or nay?

I miss my dad a lot.

It's not fair to make me the family therapist when I'm in the family.

I appreciate rotund bottoms, and I cannot deceive you on this matter

I've had the same rubber duck since a teacher gave it to me in the 8th grade, >20 years ago. I can't use it as a car dash friend because Jeep drivers are weird perverts.

*threateningly* I'm EVERYWHERE. I'm so JULIA. OH OH, OH AH OH.

me: oh what so suddenly it's illegal to drink a beer and text my friends? the cop who pulled me over:

I am no longer Jenny 12gauge.

thinking about changing my handle

Having an outside space is so, so important for mental health

gonna go cause a 100+ car pile up just to feel something, brb

Depression hits like when you're 8 and nobody's watching you at an amusement park, so you go into the wave pool. The waves almost drown you, but you manage not to die, self-consciously making the decision "I should probably get away from here before I drown"

I want an actual cigarette so bad right now, no nicotine substitute will do

whoever invented food was cookin when they came up with that

the internet was a horrible glory, then capitalism tainted it, as it inevitably does. Now you can't even google "big boobs" without it being AI.

it's not so much that "communism will win", it's more "the temporary death cult of capitalism will starve itself"

I'm having fun on the internet.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooonnnggggggggg skirt also

Sometimes my insides wanna be outsides and it hurts

going thru all the people I've DM'd and apologizing over whether i was too horny or not horny enough.

worst bard in Skyrim? ok, you take the lute and show me how it's done. Oh, you can't play it? Then shut the fuck up. Y'all lucky to even have music in Morthal.

That's no hydroxyl ion, that's my wife!

I fear that I am a ghost

Stupid people are the reigning champions of America

I wanna be friends with your dog

homosexual cell phone

Klein Bottling my lips into a mobius kiss

Cruella DeVille-ing my weed

Call me Poo Bega the way I'm on diarrhea number five

Building a house out of Nintendo cartridges so the Big Bad Wolf can come by and get them working again.

They're still lynching in Mississippi, 2 young men found on the same day. Oinks and coroner claiming suicide despite multiple broken limbs. www.mississippifreepress.org/delta-state-...

🎵They shaved paradise, and put in a butt hole plug🎵

flintstones bit where fred washes his hands then pulls on the hand dryer dinosaurs tail and it rips ass for a minute straight

my trans puppy nldw anti-daipie ddgl mom just dumped me because I won't put cigarettes out on her face. She refused to kiss also. No kissing.

Is Regina Spektor still a Zionist?