Woke up in the middle of the night feeling like my brain needed a break. The sleep is the break, brain.

Just spoke to my parents for almost 3 hours after which my mother (accurately) said, “Well I think that’s everything we have to catch up on. Oh, though we haven’t asked any questions about you.”

My bus driver is honking aggressively at all the other cars. Please advise.

Me: *opens the fridge* Bao: Ah my favourite, a selection of chilled plastics.

Just realized one of my exes lives in Texas. And so it begins…

Good news! Doors are too hard for me this morning. Bodes well for the rest of reality.