imma need that fuckin A/I bubble to pop soon cause my computer is dying but the parts for a new one costs 7 billion dollars and the software is basically unusable. i cant switch to linux man im not strong enough dont make me do it

I cant stop thinking about the piss gnomes post. THE tumblr Heritage post to me. It has it all. The wording, the subject, the punchline, the users immediately pissing on the poor. Iconic.

You can let me go onto e/t/s/y without supervision trustttt me i can be left alone with my wallet and an endless amount of shiny trinkets itll be fine. Im so trustworthy when it comes to not buying shiny little things.

Obsessed with him being like "You did the bare minimum accomodations for my comfort which means we are brothers in arms until the day I die" like what being a NEET does to a motherfucker

Obsessed with the fact that Vox got rejected by his crush so bad that 70 years later he straps himself to a nuke just to keep Alastor from winning. This is the peak of toxic yaoi. He was ready to kill everyone in that city just to make sure Alastor lost. Men will do anything but go to therapy 🙄

Im no better than Vox cause if I had the chance to put Lucifer in a jar and give him a bad tickle I would too

hzbn discourse at the point where people argue for d€ath penalty. Good lord.

Doodle - She likes to bully him alot. #guitarqueen

“Omg Alastor would never be friends with Val” Yeah because Al would never do something he disliked in the moment to reach his greater goal at a later date. Alastor would never scheme or plan. Do you all fucking hear yourselves?

his bottomest b*tch (staticradio, S2E4 vibes) #StaticRadio #RadioStatic #voxal

I can feel a lot of people are gonna hate episode 4 oh hzbn but IM NOT ONE OF THEM honestly that shit is like crack cocaine directly into my brain. Im eating so good yesss feed that melodrama directly into my bloodstream

Dishonored is an excellent example of the US-brand of Puritanism when it comes to nudity. Yeah you can have people eaten alive by rats or explode them with razorblades or stab them through the throat but GOD FORBID you see even a singular tit in the level set in a brothel.

👼👿 #SirPentious

Call Saint Peter "Ashley Katchadourian" with how he's watching the door

Chainsaw man movie was peak. Jesus fucking christ that was an experience.

Has anyone whos every worked at a cinema actually given a fuck about people bringing their own snacks in? Cause i would probably walk in with a whole pizza box without even a glance lmao

im so fascinated with where theyre taking the lillith plotline and what her motivation will be. Not answering Lucifer when he calls her is like, sure, live that newly divorced life girl you earned it but CHARLIE? Her only child??? Why are you ignoring Charlie!!!! Whats your deal!! Whats the plan!!

Apparently my nibling is into hazbin??? I think he’s old enough but if he isn’t im not gonna tattle LMAO. Hell yeah man you enjoy your gay demon cartoon

Family dinner on the 28th, new hazbin on 29th and going to see chainsaw man on the 30th im! Gonna be exhausted!! What is happening this october!!!

artf!ght needs to come back sooner there is only so many times i can draw my own oc before i start going insane.

Buying some expensive bullshit for myself as a treat cause i know November is gonna suck and i want to pre-prepare a dopemine drop. As a treat. For Me.

ART REQUEST: But also low-key had a future comic idea for this (maybe) #royalhalo #Charmily -omegaverse- Chalrie: Alpha Emily: n/a

>”Noncon fans DNI” > Post almost exclusively bimbofication art Make it make sense bro. Im all for customizing your online experience or whatever but at this point youre just shooting yourself in the foot.

Not to vaguetweet but - I dont think someone who draws horse porn gets to judge people who like anime incest. Noah fence

I find it really fucking funny that every time i come across an anti-porn post in the wild its always from a terf. 100% success rate babey

Saw so many bad takes on my twtter timeline one after another that i had to go take a nap. No one on the internet have a brain its all empty

Todoroki is awake but Deku doesn't know that, or maybe he won't acknowledge it because he doesn't want to stop Todoroki really doesn't mind though

None of the fics i follow have updated in 20+ days send help im wasting away over here

Elde nring fans still being in denial about the canon incest Brotherrrrr just give up already. You know damn well they aren’t using “consort” to mean a platonic relationship that twink wants to marry his brother

I ordered tea online, cause theyve stopped making my favorite flavor and i wanted to stock up. Thought i bought 80 bags. Turns out i actually bought 450 bags of tea.

Go to pick up a package. Realize i went too late and theyre closed. Oh well ill go next morning :). I go there the next morning. Theyre closed. I check multiple times. It’s supposed to be open. But they’re randomly closed. I end myself on the spot.

>read good fic :) > go to author’s account to see what else they have written > They havent. > That one fic is the ☝️ only one they’ve done >cry

Glass froggy

Bought myself some band-aids with pokemon on it, because im an adult with free will Positive: the glue is really strong, so it really sticks on there! Negative: the glue is in fact so strong that when i ripped it off it took with it a layer of my skin and left me with a whole new wound??? Ow??

Thinkin' thoughts... 🤔🦌🐐🖐️

*chuckles* Im in danger 💦

Feeling very Not Good today. But my boss is gonna send me a picture of her new golden retriever puppy later so i guess life is still worth living

they're so easy to control when they both want it (even if they don't know they want it)

Old crush is at the bus stop what do?

I start looking for job Filter out anything that needs an education or a drivers license. • care assistant for the disabled •Telemarketer • literally nothing else I stop looking for a job

Eye contact

Deltarune cp 4 is insane so far. Im gonna throw up FOX THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!!

Tryibg to follow someones locked account after they have just been targeted by a big call-out like NO WAITTTT im not one of them!!!! I actually wanna see the stuff you do!!! Please lower the bridge i swear im nice i just wanna see your drawings of wieners……..

Every Sabrina outfit was made for Charlie truly 💖🙏 #charlastor #hazbinhotel

Had a weird sex dream and i was really distressed and freaking out but the second i woke up it was like Oh. Well that was Nothing. Anyway,

Teen girl at my bus stop wearing a Fat Nuggets and Ururaka pin I SEE YOU BESTIE AND I SUPPORT U ❤️❤️

Package was supposed to arrive before 12:10 and now its almost 17:00 WHERE IS MY RHING!!! MY PACKAGE!!! My dog needs to get walked but i cant miss my PACKAGE where IS it you motherfuckers!!!!!!

I’ve been calling this one “Our Lady of Perpetual Daddy Issues” Thank you for the amazing comm prompt, @misternebulous.bsky.social!! 💖💖 #hazbinhotel