An old one of me in Ulster rugby socks and Mizuno boots

It will soon be boot sock sniffing season...

Manchester United away football socks with Adidas tracksuit

Do as it says 🧦😛

Barcelona football socks from my archives

Popper trackies and Reeboks

I do like a red football sock.

Chelsea socks with tracksuit.

Paris Saint Germain third socks from 2006? Nice tight fitting Nike ones

A holey football sock. Who wants to put their tongue through there?

Heel pop from Nike Shox R4

First proper wear of these tracksuit bottoms I got in Foot Locker in Toronto last month 😛

Autumn is here. Weather here in Scotland is holding up so far but soon it will be time for the wooly socks!

Vintage West Ham footy socks

Man City football socks

Double socking to increase the stink.

Summer days are well behind us now. I'll miss those socks-off moments on a Sunday afternoon in the garden.

Porto football socks

A 1990s sock and sportswear fest

Old football socks with Air Max 95

You can't beat old school football socks

Hot Portugal footy socks getting an airing

Topping up my tan

Portugal footy socks getting an airing out in the hot weather

Feet getting a suntan!

Trainers on or off?

Probably the highest altitude footwear picture (in a building anyway) I have ever done - on the glass floor in the CN Tower

These Nasty Pig socks were absolutely soaking after another hot day in Toronto

Red and blue footy socks released 😛

I only do that when a guy’s feet of nice and sweaty and smelly that’s how I jerk off 👃🏽👃🏽👃🏽👃🏽👃🏽👃🏽👃🏽👃🏽

Releasing the beast

We were doing a bit of cross contamination on the socks ❤️😛❤️

Sweaty white Nike socks

My favourite pic right now of my buddy @sok-89.bsky.social I took this before I went in to enjoy these footy socks 😛

Love that shiny, matted look on the sole of the sock

Nasty Pig socks in the summer sunset

Delving deep into my archives with this one from over 20 years ago ... Thorlo socks on my old webcam. People used to go crazy for this footage (pardon the pun)

I still laugh at guys who have clearly just walked around a dirty floor in their socks to give the impression of dirt and sweatyness on their soles. The gullible will fall for it but true stinky sock connoisseurs can spot the real McCoy a mile away.

Lie back and relax.... enjoy those feet 😁😋

My old Man U footy socks

Adidas Climalite socks

Buckbootz wellies :P

Nike Shox TL doing some driving

Footballer's leg

I used to hate Trusox with a vengeance but now that I can see that the little grippy squares seem to accentuate the curvature of your soles I am sold now!

No escape from these feet

When you peel back the bedsheets of a sleeping friend to reveal the prize! Playtime!! 🦶🧦

Me in the foot sniffing utopia with @sok-89.bsky.social who wore these Nike football socks for....a while....then mashed them onto my face.

No escape from the feet 😈🧦. I do love some forced sniffing

Nike Elites are such a classic sock design.