AI audios…? But. But how will I get the reciprocal happiness of sending my friends audios of me screeching as a reaction to their audios??????

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Body so tea the British are coming

… a man is using ChatGPT to summarize manga for him out loud in a coffee shop. He’s talking to it. Like a conversation. … someone tell me don’t be petty

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wonder if I can freak out the old white man next to me by doing practice questions out loud

TSA: something flagged in your backpack Me, to Cornelius via eye contact communication: might be cause I’m brown TSA, pulling out my pepper spray: ah, there it is. Me: … valid, actually.

TSA agent: I think those shoes will have to come off Me, slinging down a gigantic backpack: no problem! TSA: *trying their damnest to keep a straight face as I wrangle my boots off, showing socks with peaches and becoming three inches shorter in the process*

Still accurate

Stylist: you know I don’t care, right? Me, being an S-tier Drama King: but I cHEATED ON YOU! Stylist, smug: and you’ll never do it again Me, hands clasped: and I’ll NEVER do it again!!!!!!!!! Stylist: okay let’s fix this, it makes me sad to look at

Stylist, confused: so. What happened? Why is your texture… not what I did. Me, head in hands: I couldn’t get in with you. So I went to someone else and… Stylist: And they couldn’t give you your wolfcut, so… Me: they gave me a mullet. Stylist, wincing: I’m so sorry, babe.

update: the wind is blowing and ruining my willpower to remain cunt. Trying to stay strong in the face of this cold onslaught.

I am so sorry to the femme-attracted travelers rn, because I am here to pick up my husband with tits up and hips out. Today’s gender? So FEMININE, so CUNT.

… a live feature on BSKY you say…

The Uk needs a version of Hot Ones but for desi food called Curried which is hosted by Tim Curry, there you go, I just made your network eleventy billion dollars

A little SKZ movie lewk for you

Doing a skills check: Me: Hello Mr. PatchOSkin, I’ll be giving you an injection today! Instructor: Pause. How long have you had your undercut?

Me: Hey Dr. Family Medicine, the backroads were frozen yesterday. Is it safe for me to come down today? It takes me an hour to drive down and clinic starts at 8:30! Dr: I’ll let you know! Me: *still waiting at 7:45*

*peeks out after having forgotten I have this app* everybody alive?

Alright you warm-blooded motherfuckers, get over here and hug me so I warm up cause it’s FUCKING COLD

The only perk of surgery based rotations: cute skull caps

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Haha I remember how much surgical services SUCK. Let me back in the ER

Oh to be a lizard on a sunny rock

Gujarati, Muslim, African, and married to an Arab? Is Mamdani to South Asian Avatar come to heal the diaspora????

Me: oh, I have some time to kill while out in the world. Outside my apartment. In public. In the medical school. Let me just do a quick social media scroll Me: *opens Bluesky* *remembers what my feed is comprised of* Me: shitshithshitshitshitshitclosecloseclosecloseclose

Thread of Amazing Black Creators in the NSFW Community: 🧵

FREEDOM Now for a little treat

I’m so excited to hug her after this panel

I SEE MY OLD CLASSMATE AHDHKHDUWBAKBDJDNS

Mental health talks. Big ass eyeroll

I’m straight up reading fanfic. Send recs guys

They probably wouldn’t love the live Bluesky-ing. Ah well 😈

Ooooh social media talk. Interesting since there was recently a viral Reddit post slamming the med school for his experience

ahem. One of the professors who’s gonna talk about research brought her child. Lovely kiddo

BABYBABYBABYBABYBABY

“We do not want you to practice while sick” Surgery students were told to work while having COVID-19.

“You SHOULD advocate for yourself on your work hours” Except that we can get guilted or penalized. I got chastised for going to eat. “Just talk to them nonchalantly!” Yeah. That doesn’t work for POCs. It’s documented.

Ah, my arch nemesis walked in. Maybe I’ll say hi >:)

Professor: “I’m very angry this morning” Me: “???? A conscious???” Professor: “cause I’m in an argument between my vet and the pharmacist” Me: 🙄

Also debating how much trouble to stir up. Cause I am the only one that masks, so while I’m unidentifiable when unmasked, I’m very easy to remember when masked.

oH so the classroom this is in. It’s in the basement of the building and the walls have large grass painted on them. But they’re still beige so it looks like a children’s psychiatric ward

Coffee break over. Baristas are lovely. Ensured they’ll remember me for 7AM coffee. Back to the basement

Apparently the session is in an hour but three people missed an email. Coffee time

Maybe I’m old, but arriving only 5 minutes early to orientation sessions? Weird. 15 minutes early every time.

Guys. I will be live Bluesky-ing this orientation session cause it’s bound to be BAD. A few things to note for context: I went on leave after this same orientation last year. There was nearly a riot cause they dropped our personal days from 2 to 1. This should be great.

Me: I’m gonna advocate for myself to not repeat orientation for my next year of med school so I can have time to get ready and rest. My in-laws: You know, sometimes it’s just best to keep your head down and get through. You should go to all of it. (1/3)

Me, in a somehow very White town: please husband can we get Asian food I require spice!!! The Cambodian restaurant: here our website looks sketchy as hell and most of our patrons are POCs Me: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

foaming at the mouth