Alright you warm-blooded motherfuckers, get over here and hug me so I warm up cause it’s FUCKING COLD

The only perk of surgery based rotations: cute skull caps

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Haha I remember how much surgical services SUCK. Let me back in the ER

Oh to be a lizard on a sunny rock

Gujarati, Muslim, African, and married to an Arab? Is Mamdani to South Asian Avatar come to heal the diaspora????

Me: oh, I have some time to kill while out in the world. Outside my apartment. In public. In the medical school. Let me just do a quick social media scroll Me: *opens Bluesky* *remembers what my feed is comprised of* Me: shitshithshitshitshitshitclosecloseclosecloseclose

Thread of Amazing Black Creators in the NSFW Community: 🧵

FREEDOM Now for a little treat

I’m so excited to hug her after this panel

I SEE MY OLD CLASSMATE AHDHKHDUWBAKBDJDNS

Mental health talks. Big ass eyeroll

I’m straight up reading fanfic. Send recs guys

They probably wouldn’t love the live Bluesky-ing. Ah well 😈

Ooooh social media talk. Interesting since there was recently a viral Reddit post slamming the med school for his experience

ahem. One of the professors who’s gonna talk about research brought her child. Lovely kiddo

BABYBABYBABYBABYBABY

“We do not want you to practice while sick” Surgery students were told to work while having COVID-19.

“You SHOULD advocate for yourself on your work hours” Except that we can get guilted or penalized. I got chastised for going to eat. “Just talk to them nonchalantly!” Yeah. That doesn’t work for POCs. It’s documented.

Ah, my arch nemesis walked in. Maybe I’ll say hi >:)

Professor: “I’m very angry this morning” Me: “???? A conscious???” Professor: “cause I’m in an argument between my vet and the pharmacist” Me: 🙄

Also debating how much trouble to stir up. Cause I am the only one that masks, so while I’m unidentifiable when unmasked, I’m very easy to remember when masked.

oH so the classroom this is in. It’s in the basement of the building and the walls have large grass painted on them. But they’re still beige so it looks like a children’s psychiatric ward

Coffee break over. Baristas are lovely. Ensured they’ll remember me for 7AM coffee. Back to the basement

Apparently the session is in an hour but three people missed an email. Coffee time

Maybe I’m old, but arriving only 5 minutes early to orientation sessions? Weird. 15 minutes early every time.

Guys. I will be live Bluesky-ing this orientation session cause it’s bound to be BAD. A few things to note for context: I went on leave after this same orientation last year. There was nearly a riot cause they dropped our personal days from 2 to 1. This should be great.

Me: I’m gonna advocate for myself to not repeat orientation for my next year of med school so I can have time to get ready and rest. My in-laws: You know, sometimes it’s just best to keep your head down and get through. You should go to all of it. (1/3)

Me, in a somehow very White town: please husband can we get Asian food I require spice!!! The Cambodian restaurant: here our website looks sketchy as hell and most of our patrons are POCs Me: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

foaming at the mouth

Overheard conversations at airports: A mom to grown son: “let me have some of your coffee you’ve slobbered over everything I own” Son: “you know the last thing that was in my mouth” *points at wife*

Very torn. Do I skip orientation for third year and take a lovely week to myself OR do I go for a specific session to stir up rebellion?

Also Valorant things: “you sound so nice [agent name I’m playing]. Very motherly or a nice substitute teacher”

Valorant things: I’m on a team with an Agent Viper. Viper voiceline says something about using poison on the enemy. The person playing Viper gets on comms and says, “I would inject any of you with my venom from my penis. My lumpy, bumpy, possibly contagious, penis.” IT’S 2PM ON A THURSDAY.

My body has been changing and getting softer this year particularly. And I wasn’t sure how I felt about it, like it felt different from the body I had learned to love. Then, I realized my physique was becoming similar to Aimee’s and Eastie’s, and I suddenly fell in love with my body all over again.

the unhinged beautiful monster con with these friends is just. its life giving for real for real. come hang out twitch.tv/prismaticlady

Totoro for exam day

BRB rUNNING TO THE VOD

“you’ll cum when i say so” you aren’t my SSRIs 🤨

Folks. I fear I am slaying too hard for this event.

imfineimfineimfinetotallynotredefiningmypersonalityforaminute

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Happy Birthday to The Husband/Yukon Cornelius/PotatoMan! Spooky rendered us perfectly - you deserve all the love I can give now and in every life I live.

“I see you’re mad. That’s good!” - my tutor after I made a basic error over material I knew

Sometimes I wish I streamed cause I feel that folks should experience Husband and I’s game interactions in real time

“… Most important, they’ve looped a string of solid gold and obsidian around my neck - the signifier of our marriage and devotion. It drapes in short and long loops and it never, ever is removed.” (2/2)

“My love adorns me, not in the way you dress a pet, but in the way you decorate an idol. They’ve draped me in an opal-studded sari, pleats straight and crisp, fixed sapphires to my ears, slid rubies on my fingers, fastened platinum on my ankles, and silver in my hair…” (1/2)

bro if you don’t voice this shit I’m gonna riot

I used to be fucking SMART and now I’ve forgotten so much motherFUCKER