The fire is at the door.

See it. Understand it.

Gosh, the smoke from these Reichstag fires gets into your fabrics, doesn’t it?

Anyone else feeling like this about Starmer?

“Democrat Hoax”

Just an idiot, standing in front of a crowd, telling everyone what he said to justify Brexit is bollocks…

Reform Party Conference Anthem 🤣

No saying you should take three minutes to watch this. But you might really want to: vm.tiktok.com/ZNdqfLUQP/

Make things worse™️

Gosh, took everyone right by surprise.

Can’t find Nigel Farage in Westminster leading Reform, or in Clacton working hard for his constituents? Don’t file that missing person report, we’ve located him being absolutely clowned in the US by a select committee…

Choose hate. Choose blaming brown people, black people, anyone but yourself. Choose a world that’s moving on while you’re stuck in 1939. Choose to be a racist shitweasel, clutching at flags like they’ll save you. Choose irrelevance. Choose decay. Choose nothing.

Criminal president. Criminal acts.

Desperate to fund terrorists? Vote Reform. Easy.

Reform agenda, national danger.

It’s not patriotic to terrorise innocent people, drive fear and division, spread ideological propaganda, and try to influence government policy by force. That’s the literal definition of terrorism. The far-right are being emboldened by dangerous rhetoric from Reform. Stop the brutes.

Crayola fascists: Fake patriots, Bad artists.

Crayola fascism.

Don’t go high. It won’t work. The only way to break this is something entirely new. Single big ticket item: back into Europe to fix immigration, cost of living, and the economy. No debate. No pulled punches. No herding sheep through tactical voting. No more fiddling while Rome burns.

Trump got nothing. Putin got what he wanted.

If it walks and quacks like a duck…

Police are hunting for the far-right activist Stephen Yaxley-Lennon after an assault in London. While he may have evaded arrest so far, the irony of an anti-immigration campaigner legging it out of the country and taking his string of convictions with him escapes nobody.

America going for HOUSE in the winner takes all apocalypse Bingo championships… Plague in Arizona. Floods in Texas and New York. Fire and Sulphur…Alaska, Pacific North West, and Yellowstone all clamouring for the win. Biblical end times for blasphemous false prophets. Fitting.

Republicans are red, Democrats are blue, This guy is orange, And he’ll fuck all of you.

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everything drops to zero.

Hold them to account.

Oops.

Reform is a roll-up made of Eton dog ends.

98.5% of us are living on 52% of the money. That needs to stop.

Worse than the Conservatives, Reform are just setting up a tax dodge for rich people which the rest of us will pay for forever.

America, still bombing the world on spurious intelligence.

America now losing to the Confederacy…

Last chance saloon for the USA as Hegseth tells Congress troops at home will be the norm.

Rise. Resist. Rebel. Create new legends. Because the time has come for America to show the world it is what it says it is.

The military on the streets to stops civilians defending civilians from unaccountable masked men sending them to camps. America, this is the beginning of how it ends - at the whim of a lunatic.

The problem with extremists is that they are difficult to get along with…

What steps can we take to start solving the UK’s housing market problem? Well, it’s not rocket science.

If only there had been signs that Elon Musk was off his pickle…

Nigel and Refom love funny money.

Let’s be honest. Reality is catching up with Trump. And boy is it ugly. The Taco Man is nacho president.

Well, Farage has gotten himself all trussed up… Lettuce pray.

As a court rules Trump’s tariffs exceeded his authority, it’s the end. He either loses the last illusion of power. Or, the Reichstag will burn and he will consolidate with force. For those who rushed to a deal on a fundamentally illegal basis, like the UK, the contagion will spread to them.

Taco, taco man. He’ll always be a taco man. Trump always chickens out.

Thing is, America: We can all say whatever we like. But can’t force other people to listen. Because that’s called oppression. Also, you don’t get to just say anything you like without consequences. Because some things are illegal for good reason. Just grow up, you bunch of whining babies.

While recreating Russian style power structures, Florida man and Putin fanboy notices he might be a bad guy - carries on copying him anyway.