imagens que aquecem meu coração

craque do jogo

good morning, i nearly caused a car accident that would’ve ended my life 🫠

happy spooktober

eu assim a cada faixa do the life of a showgirl

time to slowly make my way through the life of a showgirl

i hope someone reads the cool girl monologue at my funeral

nicole kidman being single after 19 years…. this is my chance.

a patient just stopped me in the hallway to tell someone stole her legs 😭

Se tivesse foto no dicionário o mtc estaria coladinho na palavra desgosto, ôh bando de cão

Essa foto é real?

MEU GERDAU MINAS TA VIVO

polka dots all along 🩵

emily was written for pisces moon girlies (im pisces moon girlies)

my friend said we should start looking for items for our apartment and while she was looking at gorgeous furniture, this was my contribution:

I’ll never understand people who decide to drink and drive. Woke up today to horrible news that one of my best friends lost her mother and stepfather because a drunktard hit them with his car. This man destroyed a whole family and walked out without a single scratch. I’m sick to my stomach

KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

to muito ansiosa pra ver o casamento da maya com o raj, não aguento mais minha diva querendo se jogar no poço por causa daquele bahuan lixo

me @ some of yall

life is her photoshoot

starting the night with lower back pain, cramps, a weird mood and hungry because my last meal was yesterday at 9am. thoughts and prayers that no one will piss me off tonight because i’ll either pay a visit to HR or cry uncontrollably

visitei meu novo apartamento hoje com minha amiga e o bom era falando que ia montar o assentamento de exu do lado da entrada do quarto dela e eu falando que ia fazer um altar de bruxaria do meu lado

i still can’t believe i lived to see disney turn death into an useless power bottom lesbian

im gonna cry i love them so fucking much

China, o futuro da SMV e do BRICS está em suas mões

new face

Eu to morrendo de pena da Maya, eu não acredito que o Bahuan abandonou ela daquele jeito no meio da chuva com mala e cuia depois de ser amaldiçoada pela mãe

Cheguei no episódio 34 de Caminho das Índias e eu não acredito que meteram uma vibe comédia na cena do Raul sendo baleado dentro de casa

eu quando quero comprar uma carteira de cigarro mas o 24h só aceita pix ou débito

got fucking stressed over finding ONE PIECE so i smartly decided to mix everything i had sorted out i hate my life

i had kfc for dinner 10 minutes ago and i already feel my arteries clogged with enough cholesterol to send me straight to an ER

what a day to be alive

THE TAN LINES!!!!!!!!!

EVGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

EVGAR??????????

i love being real

the people’s princesa

he knows she is his for the rest of their lives and it shows

the most unserious goofball urghhhhh

morticia addams???

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WE CHEERED!!!!! THE PITT NATION WHERE YALL AT

FATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

ugh so well deserved

nurse: quickly the patient is crashing me: just a second ma’am *slowing down a 1 sec clip of kathryn hahn so i can make a gif to post on bluesky*

i’m so in love with her

my favorite emmy loser

IM LITERALLY SHAKING WHAT THE FUCK KATHRYN HAHN

if i were ethan i would be keeping this one in the back of my phone case

her face 😭 giiirlll