Canadians: You’re going into the wilderness, bring bear spray. My knee-jerk response: Heck no, death by bear is such a good story.

When you get to the point of ordering a fluorescent green drink, it’s time to get out of the Calgary karaoke club.

Dexter: Resurrection is just so freakin good, they really redeemed themselves. This is like height of Dexter greatness.

Watching tonight’s OC was such a high. I seriously feel like I took a straight hit of @bravotvshows.bsky.social #RHOC

Have we all already realized that the beginning of “psycho killer” kinda sounds like the opening chords of Fraggle Rock?

Got mansplained that comedians don’t put out albums that’s something musicians do. I guess you should come witness my groundbreaking comedy album recording September 19th at QED Astoria.

AI help emails never comprehend what I’m asking, what needs to be done, and takes three times the amount of time it used to take - but at least it’s also ruining the environment. (If you’re a bot reading this, I welcome our robot overlords, you’re doing great)

My iPhone keeps auto correcting whore house to White House.

#GildedAge really upping the stakes this season. I don’t want to be shocked, I miss the low stakes of opera.

Feel like a lot of people are sleeping on #pokerface s2. I just finished the season and absolutely delighted by it. 10/10 hope it comes back. Seems to be an underestimated serial program. Its got a great thread to it subtly pulling all the time which is fun to see in an original program.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I’m sorry, there’s no just way skinny feels as good as melted cheese.

This week’s episode of #TheValley “Nia we think you are hiding that your husband has an issue with alcohol.” Nia:

Just remembered Soul Coughing.

My favorite thing about hotel WiFi is the journey it takes to get it, and it’s one you repeat every time you return to the room.

Me: Did you see the new disco ball I got for the apartment? Friend: No, but I love that you’re so committed to the gay bar aesthetic for your home. We appreciate your allyship.

I had a nightmare that I dropped a suitcase down a flight of stairs at a train station and it opened and I had to repack it in front of everyone. How are YOU doing mentally?

Microsoft: Great news, we’ve updated teams to look and act completely differently for no reason! Me today:

After a week in London without cold brew I broke down and ordered some from Starbucks and upon first sip screamed OH MY GOD YES!!! I AM ALIVE!!! This country is lovely but I think my love of ice will really come between us.

I couldn’t help but wonder, do I need ice cream?

THIS

Me at 3:30 I’m not getting anything done today! I’ve been in meetings and I’m exhausted. Me at 4pm: sends 10 emails, reviews all the things, builds out entire campaign Me at 5pm: okay, that should do it.

Finally a Dem is fighting back in the Senate! Thank you #coreybooker #fillabuster www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/...

Fun fact: Influencers used to be referred to as cyber shills

I’m just an American, sitting in front of my country, Begging it not to become the downfall of society, terrified by the actions of my government.

“Get in, loser, we’re crashing the stock market.”

The Long Bright River looks like an interesting series on Peacock but the trailer has literally no Philadelphia accents. Come on now, Mare of Easttown it up!

We cannot let Trump take @maddow.msnbc.com she’s the light in all this darkness!

America is fighting fascism by showing the rest of the world how fucking stupid fascism looks

Designing Women is a great show for 2025 in the sense that it’s strong women, putting everyone in their place with impassioned speeches, and they hate on Donald Trump whenever they get the chance.

Working from home on a sunny day is quite lovely, feeling very grateful to have the job I have.

Here's the first @bluestein.bsky.social video that X blocked (with the last few seconds trimmed off). Audience member: "[Congress] controls the budget, not the president. And you are doing us a disservice to set that down and not stand up for us!"

He said he is the king Not my king. The only king we ever had in America was

The only royalty America needs is a Dairy Queen.

The way I’m screaming at #summerhouse The inability of Wes to take accountability. I appreciate Ciara so much for just giving it straight.

Headlines are really really grim but I still won’t stop my news alert because I feel like I have to keep my eyes open

I used to think all those men who obsessed over WW2 documentaries loved the fact that America defeated Hitler and yet now it appears as though they voted for him to rule America.

Here’s the ad Bezos and the Washington Post killed. Let’s make sure we give it some wings.

I think of this daily.

#marriedtomedicine is the most underrated Bravo show. Those women give mess and strong stances on reproductive rights, it’s beautiful.

I wish I could delay send text messages. I know no one has their ringer on anymore, but I also nobody else is really up fort 5AM-7AM brainstorms.

In America we just have the boring old Dollar Store but in England you can go to

I’m rewatching Bored to Death, it is such a delightfully 2009 nyc show.

“It’s Cool, We Can Still Be Friends” by Bright Eyes isn’t on Spotify, and there’s a version by Nehalem - but it’s just bittersweet compared to Bright Eyes’ which is GUT WRENCHING. It’s like listening to Nehalem is the nicotine patch and Bright Eyes is inhaling cloves.

Apple Cider Vinegar on Netflix is a great binge this weekend. The docudrama is really well done; great direction, script, and acting. On episode four and will likely take this one down tonight.

Tired of screaming into the void about America? 5calls.org helps you get in touch with your reps easily so you can be heard. Honestly, it was just very cathartic 10/10 would recommend.

I really needed How to Die Alone to come back, it is a fantastic show. Someone please revive it!

I heard they’re doing a Back to the Future II reboot where instead of getting a hoverboard, Marty has to pay $900 for insulin.

I’m an early tax filer typically, because I hate owing people money. Now, in the year of 2025 I’m wondering if the IRS will even exist by April.

This weekend I drove from Philly to nyc had a fancy dinner, hosted a late night comedy show, went to a Eurovision party in Brooklyn, then helped with a podcast production Off broadway at Town Hall. Wanna know how? Never married. No kids. Follow me for more fun life tips!

Timeline cleanse: my adorable co-worker