Good time to remind everyone April 2008 was when this blender magazine article that also features panic at the disco and sets up the entire good girl/boy crazy narrative by slandering Britney Spears and Paris Hilton released (it may have released in may actually but it’s the April issue)

Went home and stalked you on the internet now I know all of the books beside your bed

Went swimming at the Y & got in the sauna. My 👼 of a mother the 1 who said I’d always be her baby- planned on giving me and my sister some $ from my grandmothers passing and I also got my taxes back - so I don’t have to freak out just yet, I also applied for a seasonal educator position at the zoo!

Hey siri play fornight by Taylor swift

Needed this time more than anything today 💚 one realization I had as me and my friend talked on our hike/ fishing is that no one person is all good or all bad- we are made up of millions of little decisions we tried our best to navigate with the circumstances we were under

BY THE WAY I’m goin to the firework show over my hometown tonight an rollerblading aka Emily Poe aka we actually went to the Same hs lmao

I may not have a job, or a partner, or a purpose, but at least im conventionally hot I guess 😘🤪 can Taylor come out already so I can at least monetize my tik toks 😅😅😅😅

Hehehehehehehehe

Has this Aries stellium got anyone else screaming, crying, throwing up the last 12 hrs? I literally wanna burn my life down lol

Hey so why is the runtime of Mother Mary 112 minutes?!?!?!?!?

Do you all remember when the Travis kelce dating rumors started and we were all like there’s no fucking way 🤪😂😂😂

Can we just ignore the astrology for the rest of the week 🤪 I don’t wanna open any more wounds to heal better 😭😭😭😭

Hello. I will steal your soul. Am I creepy? Am I cute? You don’t know. 🐸

Today is the day I get to go down to the Nashville zoo with all my other docents (average age 60+) on a tour bus and I get to see the behind the scenes of the tiger!!!! Love my little life hehe can yall believe it

I get the worst fomo when it’s nice outside bc I live in the hood and all I smell is the delicious cuisine everyone grills up and I don’t have a grill to bbq!!! Oh FYI I live 2 miles from Churchill downs (Ky derby) cont…

Ggoooood morning I fell asleep can’t wait to catch up on all the sab clips!

Have we seen this?

Bleachella LOAS Sabrina Coachella pop up would be fun!!!!

TTPD HITTIN TODAY it’s so fucking good lolol like I even mean without the anthology but also with

She was out with Jarrod Carmichael 🫠 I didn’t know that lol

Oh my mars is in Aries 🤣🤣🤬

I hope you all have a great day

I can’t stop thinking about mars in Aries tomorrow and burning it all down…..

DO YOU WANT THE HOUSE TOUR??? 😭🤣

Who let the girls out? I did, I did, darling!!! She's empowered by the sound of us marching!! Her legs are hurting, BUT HER BACK IS STILL ARCHING and this sound reminds me that it's going to be alright 🥰🥰🥰

This is my quarterly sorry if I don’t follow you on bluesky I literally don’t mean anything by it I stay on the Gaylor tab 🤣

I conked out before 9 pm last night and didn’t wake up till 5 am just now! Today I’m going to focus on just trying to get back to my regularly scheduled program!

My design to dim the lights meaning dimming her queerness

Sabrina pulling her in and squeezing her ass might be the hottest thing I’ve ever seen

Hey guys!!! Thank you for being my “rocks” lol today- seriously- she texted me back im her baby and she’ll love me no matter what 🩷 here’s to spring and summer

GUYYS TALK TO ME IM GOING TO THROW UP I JUST SENT THIS TO MY MOM

Does this outfit make me look gay? 🩷❤️🧡🧡💚🩵

I was thinking about it yesterday- the end of this month me and Bryan will be broken up 9 months. I cannot believe how hard I have worked mentally and physically the last year to get to where I am today!

Lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh, We can follow the sparks, I'll drive!

You don’t really read into my melancholia 🎶

REMINDER about the emphasis Taylor put on the role of SWING in Whyley’s episode of the doc - someone who performs when a cast member can’t.

Something about I hit my peak at seven, Feet in the swing At the park where we used to sit Jon children’s swings or something

Lovingly, this is my favorite thing we've said every few months since Bejeweled lmaooo

My cancer moon can’t handle April fools day btw

I love the squeeze of a perfectly tied tennis shoe 😍

Happy trans day of visibility to you too I guess Taylor

I’m just gunna say aloooooot of those shots line up with her music videos and eras tour stuff, like the over the shoulder smirk 😏 the couch and the lover couch, the fur

Lmao red alert!!!!!

Summertime spritz, pink skies

Hey everyone needs to go listen to fetty waps new album bc it is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 also lots of NR themes !!

I need a massage

Raye is sooo important and it’s not lost on me that the viral “where is my husband” tayvis moment would send people to listen to her new album (very important) that dropped that night of the awards