Soft launch for the blueberries …

@mcpants.bsky.social @kpinreallife.bsky.social @carolinaknowss.bsky.social can you all text me I got a new phone and so much got deleted 😭😭

Why didn’t you all tell me about lesbian sex bc what do you mean I came 7 times on an ssri last night

Starts the tour wearing eagles and finishes it wearing chiefs...... SWITCHED TO THE OTHER SIDE!!! NOTHING GOOD STARTS IN A GETAWAY CAR!!! @elviralor13.bsky.social

So much gay lollll

Guys I’m really happy lol This year has been rough- but not to jinx anything hoping to update you guys on a few new things in a couple weeks :)

Starting the preview with “I’m very aware of the mysterious forces at play that Ill never have control of” is dirty dirty work- also I love a good secret lolol

Just checking in letting you all know I’m alive :) things have been wild- I’m hoping to be checked back in once the doc drops 💖

I actually am shocked virgin didn’t get any noms

My angel

There was a terrible plane crash in my home town- an old buddy of mine was working at UPS who has a young family is in critical condition with 95% third degree burns- what I’m asking is if you could please send him and his young child and wife healing energy as pain free as possible

House Tour by Sabrina is the response song to Bad Idea Right by Olivia Rodrigo I will not be explain BUT go listen to them that way (hint- door knock & squeak)

I hate gay Halloween bc wdym you’re the Taylor’s wife midnight rain Spotify canvas??

something something this is not taylors version

Buckle but it’s from the perspective of Taylor’s fuck the patriarchy keychain laying on the ground

Hey guys~ pumpkin passed away this Morning and just wanted to let you all know- pls keep us in your thoughts

CHOPPING MY HAIR OFF LOL I SAID GET RID OF ANYTHING THAT COULD BE HOLDING ENERGY FROM THE PAST GET IT OFF ME!!!!

What is my face shape????? Looking up hair styles lol I’m bad at that stuff

Does this photo shoot make me look gay??

IM ROASTIN MARSHMELLOWS ON THE FIYA! -Rihanna

LETS GO TIT FOR TAT BOY YOU ASKED FOR THAT!

Glamour magic conjured a photoshoot today show yall pics later tonight when he sends them 😍

Hayley Williams on act iii PLEASE BEYONCÉ

Hi! I’m here ish!!!! I got the nanny job!!!!! Poor baby has a bottle aversion- so we have to work on that the next 2 weeks so won’t be on my phone that much- love yall- things are looking up- moving back into my house in (fingers crossed) T minus 6 weeks! I know it will fly by

Showgirl is British! @kelcedamnmorris.bsky.social’s amazing video below

You all I had a reading today and my now dead bearded dragon peanut butter would NOT stop coming through 🤣🤣😍 she said she had never experienced anything like it especially it being a reptile but he thanked me for changing people perception about them and loving him 😭

Everything reminds me of you all

What if the blinds are true but Joe is exposing bearding not her sexuality for no beard day and Sabrina and snl and the Domingo sketch and and

Y’ALL!!!! niceboy ed’s YouTube channel was created on 10/18!!!

I miss you all!!!!!!!!!

You all- I really think my life could be written as a tragic comedy at this point 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

The lilac short skirt they made fun of her for wearing bc it doesn’t fit right in the bathroom where she cried and an actress asked her what happens you that’s what happens you?

I neeeeeed a hot woman to touch me inappropriately

Jack I love you, you little bitch

THIS IS ABSURDLY ON POINT ACURRATE AND AMAZINGLY FUNNY PLS PLS PLS NEW ROMANTICS ITS TIME TO CLOCK IN AGAIN!

mark your calendar for 10/29— we’re only a FORTNIGHT away from celebrating this amazing community through our love (and sometimes distaste) for soup! we have a new album’s worth of puns to simmer, tons of amazing recipes to share, and plenty of new community members to welcome into the lore! 🍜🥫🍲🥣

Florida!!! x wi$h list 😳 Floridaaaa bum bum bum bum I just want YOU!

another possible meaning of all the flavored sourdoughs?

Did you really beam me up, just to do experiments on? Then send me back where I came from…

hey what's up with "lightening"?? this "typo" appears in supernova by june bates and also in the description of the showgirl necklace. i certainly have thoughts... 💡⚡️💡⚡️💡

Needed u all to see these

Gaylor soup day anniversary is coming up at the end of the month Taylor just sayin

No literally

Here’s the announcement friends! The End of an Era Docuseries and the final show with TTPD set footage!

Alright I’ve got GMA on in the living room! I’ll have it on till 9! Keep yall updated

The “Wow, she came out” variant

What movie should I watchhh w/ my chicken shawarma??