Orioles before Beavers

Flaherty is so ass this year what the frick

Chid Awuzie go ahead and get tf off my team brotha

Gladys from Weapons is AIPAC, right?

What if the Atlantic union bank commercial ladies maybe did a little bit of kissing?

This team is such a joke lol

Trevor is the fucking man

Jordan Westburg may be the most depressed man in baseball

Ben McDonald on Ryan Mountcastle, during the MASN broadcast: "When he gets hot, you just saddle him up and ride him."

Trevor is the fucking man

Brandon Cum was amazing tonight!

Trevor Rogers this account exists just to praise you 🙏

Trevor Rogers is daddy

Watching Morton dial in after blowing your season may boil one’s blood

Morton gone… but to my tigeys??? Can they change him?! No… no, he will only lead to heartbreak!!

Farewell Ceddy 🙏 you are one of my all-time favorite players and shone bright on so many crappy seasons

Morton and that walking muscle spasm O’Neill fleeced the stupid ass Orioles FO

The Orioles stand with the Phillies! We are NOT scared to lose 162 games if there is a salary cap. In fact, we might just do that anyway!

I dare somebody to sign Charlie Morton

Greg Soto gone!!! Our fella dead!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

There’s no sadder sight than a dejected Reese Olson walking off the mound.

My o’s are the sorriest group of losers you will ever see

The orioles suck, yes, that’s been quite obvious for the entirety of the summer. But what’s really stunning is just how complete is this team’s suck. A suck heard round the world!

Charlie Morton is in rare form! He blows fucking cock!

You might say the Monforts are hunters of goodmen themselves!

Scott didn’t have a game to blow, but he Blewett anyway! What a day at the ballpark!

I am absolutely privileged to have seen a Greg Soto blown game live in-person.

Since no one else on this weenie app posted the full performance, here is Dan Deacon performing The National Anthem to open the Mets @ Orioles 07/10/2025 Doubleheader Game 1. Just great.

It’s time I revealed my identity: I am Kyle Goon of the Baltimore banner. Yes, it’s me, now, let’s move on and not make a big fuss about it.

What a fucking LOSER Greg Abbott is, yes?

No way the orioles suck???

Treva Rogers: Dark Horse for the Cy? See my paywalled Baltimore banner article for a full breakdown.

Mackenzie Gore is cool. He’s like Skubal if he hated his life

I’m like one of those anti-pride night guys except instead of being a miserable homophobe I’m a miserable orioles fan and want Mike Elias out of baseball

In year of truly bad Oriole pitching, Greg Soto fights hard to be the worst guy on our staff

I also recall when I was young. The o’s sucked then, too

Who’s pumped to watch the O’s lose tonight? #FridayNightBaseball

Cade Po’pitch, Brandon Young and Chayce McDermott. A real murderer’s row we got on the way

I don’t wanna trade Laureano he’s so cool and full of caffeinated rage

Another day, another winnable game lost!

Another day, another winnable game lost!

My o’s are the sorriest group of losers you will ever see

Holy fuck dude please kill everyone on the orioles staff and in the clubhouse

We really employ charlie morton and dean creamer

My orioles blow fucking cock

Once my two friends make accounts on here it’s over for y’all