en gringolandia van por la parte en que el dictador va a un juego y la gente lo abuchea. entonces, todos hablan de que en ciertas cadenas de televisión mutearon los abucheos mientras otras no. es todo muy Venezuela en 2006.

all I see is Delpo 007

It looks like they're laughing at us.

Maybe now is a good time to discuss how MSG, monosodium glutamate, is actually partly responsible for the proliferation of the upscale taste we call "umami," and that anti-MSG pearl-clutching, none of whose health effects are borne out by scientific study, is really just weird anti-Asian sentiment.

I thought this was about the 🐀. same thing really

ok, surely he has to stop playing now, right?

I’m once again, for the 1,203,746th time, deeply envious of the people who can move through this world without regard or care for the ubiquity of gendered violence and the way we prop up abusers without another thought. Must be nice.

Believe Women.

The thing is the rat is shitting himself, but Cobolli is helping him by gifting him so many points

I was a then d then e then at this point c

Now John McEnroe is lecturing Zverev on remaining composed under pressure.

this bitch can't be this lucky. good thing the set went differently, but he gets so many free points by sheer luck

couldn't you have done that at 5-3?

djokosmash!

in any case, you cannot just let a cramping zverat break you. that's pretty sad lol

Is this even allowed?

I'm off to buy muffins and some coffee. Fuck this match. Evil people always get their way.

Not going to watch the final. If Flavio ends up serving for the match, then I will watch that, but nothing else. Should the 🐀 win, I’ll just forget about this tournament.

Also, it's pretty impressive how Carlos and Jannik have been consistently saving tennis for years. This is what you get when they're not around. Exactly what the ATP deserves for protecting abusers

This is pathetic.

Chwalińska has such a lovely game. Unfortunately, it's not the kind of game that prevails in this era, so I'm happy to see her experience a life-changing run like this.

cool to see mirra win her first slam. and she had a great clay court season overall, so in a way it seemed inevitable.

"It's all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!" Ten years later, and it's still one the most memorable TV lines ever 😂

In any case, if the rat wins, imagine the ASTERISK

It's up to an Italian to stop the 🐀

Fauxlivia struggling to remember a set of numbers because she does not have a photographic memory is so cool. Love this rewatch.

Hot.

I love when people with pretty games win and reach major finals.

anna torv was so good as olivia/fauxlivia and its respective combinations!

Unreal. I have to say I didn’t think we would see an Emma Raducanu like run again and here we are with Maya Chwalinska. One match away. #RolandGarros

How come this never happens to the rat?

May this be the jinx that will keep the rat away from a major title

now who will stop the 🐀?

Odd. But I'll take it.

finishing season 2 of my Fringe rewatch. god anna torv and joshua jackson had zero romantic chemistry

good lord

Meanwhile, Zve🐀 is still out there for fuck's sake, the ATP is so useless

Frankly, this is what I want to see. Kostyuk haaaaates her, and with good reason too. Kostyuk is far from being my favourite player, but she's absolutely right on this

Maria Sharapova is back too

It brings me joy knowing Sabalenka fumes that Naomi gets the custom looks/attention and she gets the off-the-rack dresses

god dammit casper

Headshot commission of my beloved Neena at #etnacomics! 🖤🤍

i always forget there are two cerundolos

it was a very arsenal ending 😭

Ouch.

I do think Arsenal has a slight advantage because of Raya, but we'll see how they shoot...

lol arsenal might win it in penalties

yeah, that was a clear penalty

Bears repeating but much like I don't know any Manchester City fans, I don't know any PSG fans.That said, this boring final begs for a PSG goal to make things more exciting