ITS A MIRACLE

my phone is so fucked rn it just started a screen recording unprompted

i'm off my adhd meds rn and i feel like i can take on god

this is what happens when i'm off my meds. i just tried to poke my eyeball with my nail

someone just set off a firework. it's june 7. at 2:25 in the morning.

i hate yi's name it's the most unmoanable name ever

i didnt use the gene eradicator on jiequan to make him easier to beat. i used it because i fucking hate that guy

if you compare getting kicked in the balls to period pain mine are like putting them in a vice and keeping the crushing walls at just an inch apart for 3 days straight

throwback to that time my friends accused me of being a dom for exhibiting yandere-like tendencies back in middle school i did not beat the allegations for a solid 3 years

pcos is both my worst enemy and my savior bc i have enough testosterone to have bragging rights over any alpha male podcast host and that means my period cycle is nonexistent but i get nervous it's going to come back out of nowhere and feel like someone shoved a gympy gympy leaf up my vagina

decaf coffee my bestie (caffeine conflicts with my stimulant adhd meds)

i wonder if the workers at starbucks have ever side eyed me because i asked stupid questions and stuttered a lot the times i went there 😭

im gonna start a thing where i listen to vocaloid songs while beating each nine sols boss and whatever song is playing when i beat them is my headcanon for their favorite song

i feel like yi is bi. bc 100% i hc he and jiequan are exes but he's definitely not. not into girls. like if you mesh right with him he'll probably date you.

i admire this man for uploading this video shamelessly

please get brown contacts im terrified

OH MY GOD MOISTCRITIKAL IS SO BASED FOR THIS

its fucking midnight and they're still setting off fireworks

the mayor from jaws makes me feral like a pitbull named cupcake

my first spell as a witch was a curse directed to donald trump wishing him death

NAHHHH NOT THE DRAGON BACKSHOTS

i closer my eyes for a sec and opened them and felt like i was thrown into an anti gravity chamber

what the fuck is mogging

i find it hilarious that in BB+ if dr reflex squishes you and the school floods you're basically drowning. you're so short you're under the water

sonic 100% has adhd

man why is over HALF of the main sonic cast FUCKING HEDGEHOGS

this implies that sonic's eyes are a single unit and thay makes me very uncomfortable

HELP ME HOW WAS THIS ON PINTEREST

my ear piercings are producing crust

@iateyourcounter.bsky.social HELP ME WHAT IS THIS

i nuzzled my cat until i overflowed with oxytocin

HELLO??? IM SOBBING WHY DID THIS GUY FOLLOW ME

i would be the type to accidentally say gracias at a japanese restaurant and then immediately stab myself in the eye with a chopstick

my dad is snoring like a literal engine i thought my mom was watching a show

i wish it was easier to homebrew the switch

holy water may as well be piss water give me the moon water dickhead

throwback to that time my grandma scolded me for playing pokemon and she said that my games are an agent for demons to sneak into my home and getting a hold of my mind and soul

HOW LONG WERE YALL NOT GOING TO TELL ME THAT AMY FROM SONIC IS A WITCH

Ffs i need to learn to not be embarassed about the shit i'm searching up. who cares that i'm looking for hypnosis asmr at least it's not feet or sum shit like two girls one cup. plus who's gonna know if nobody checks my phone??

i dreamt that someone on discord doxxed me and sent like 5 nukes to my town and i survived all of them and they got pissed and rolled up to my school wearing a vest of dynamite and the battle theme from undertale no more deals started playing while they were chasing me

HGELP ME bWHAT DID I JUST FIND

some shit my menace of an apeman oc would do

ughhhhh the smell of wet dirt 🤤

i would be the type to either befriend the most violent cryptid or die trying

do you think i'm allowed to say the f slur (i'm bisexual)

i wonder if there's a form of schizophrenia where you basically hallucinate an imaginary friend who's not hostile but absolutely does not exist

throwback to that time i read a roguefort cookie x reader fanfiction and got pleasantly jumpscared by. 🍋

clock o'sonic my beloved

so apparently my internal clock is still working bc i had a dream i went to school and remembered it was wednesday so i leave at 8:20 instead of 7:20 and. it's wednesday. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY DREAM WAS ACCURATE

just did an angst rp that had me crying until i ended up with a splitting headache