I woke up the other day and realized I’ve somehow strung together 15 years clean from mind and mood altering substances.

I don’t know why I had it in my head that game 6 was tonight 😫 why would they have it on Halloween?

A home run off of the first pitch of game is insane.

A question for the masses: Do you check your fire/CO2 alarms weekly as recommended? I’m replacing all of mine and my little booking assistant is terrified of the alarm.

Guess who thought it was a great idea to get both their 👑🦠💉 and flu 🦠💉 on the SAME DAY… knowing damn well I’ve got the immune system of a gorilla 🥲 And of course I did it on day 1 of two back-to-back 12’s. Thoughts and prayers for my dumb ass. 🙏

Let’s just hope tonight’s game goes nothing like last nights disaster! 🔱

Appies and main or straight to dessert? 🍰

Are my friends in the north bay okay?? I heard on the news that there were multiple reports of an aggressive squirrel attacking folks! 🐿️😤👊

I feel like a spa day is in order in the near future.. 🧖🏼‍♀️💆🏼‍♀️🌿🕯️🛀

If you’re not bringing your date coffee beans that you’ve roasted, what are you even doing?

No drug hits harder than four strangers flawlessly navigating a 4 way stop sign together.

If this is the end of summer, I’m making it a soft landing…

I love bullshitting with my healthcare friends about what’s medically wrong with the maggot leader. Is it CHF? Cushings? Addisons? Histrionic PD? Clots? The world may never know.

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You’ve never felt real disappointment until you’ve realized that you accidentally bought The Peanutbutter Cookie instead of The regular Cookie. 🥺🍪

I graduated with honors from one of the top programs in my field that I worked so hard and so long to get into, and now I am waiting to take my boards exam at the end of the month. It won’t feel real until I walk out of that test center. 😴 🥹

Moving can be difficult. It was a long, arduous process but I’m finally starting to settle into my new spot. It’s amazing how much shit you can collect in 6 years!

How long is Sriracha sauce good for? I bought this 136oz bottle of it a while back and have been slowly working through it. I know expiration dates are just a suggested date, but it still freaks me out a little.

How delulu do you have to be to think you are deserving of a Nobel peace prize when you just bombed a whole ass country last month?

Belated birthday spa day, soccer game, and a beach day. What more could a girl ask for?

C0vid is still no joke, y’all. It’s been almost a month since I tested positive and I still have the fatigue, dry cough and weird congestion.

Damn, y’all. We are so cooked.

I guess I’m not packing and moving this week. I wouldn’t be mad if someone sent a lil get well soon/congratulations gift.

Does anyone else get dizzy when the weather changes??? It’s been very warm (Seattle warm) and sunny the last week, then this morning it was cold and moist and I felt like I was going to fall over.

After 6 years in this sweet lil nest, I’m packing it up and moving across town at the end of the month. Still in the city—just moving a lifetime of impulsive purchases a few miles east. Home Depot/Lowe’s gift cards or Amazon wish list goodies welcome 😘📦

Its pride month! If you've ever thought about me in a gay way you owe me 5 dollars.

Short and sweet trip to PDX this weekend 🌹 . . seekingserafina.co/booking-schedu…

Short and sweet trip to PDX this weekend 🌹 . . seekingserafina.co/booking-schedu…

Idk if any of y’all have tried the croissant toast yet but if you haven’t you are truly sleeping on the tastiest little accoutrement out there right now. 🍞

You know, for someone who is so colorful and eclectic, I own a lot of black shit.

✨It’s my birthday month!✨ As usual, in lieu of gifts, I’d love for folks to consider donating to a cause that matters. Here are some organizations I care deeply about: SHE Clinic New Moon Network Real Rent Duwamish American Cancer Society Emerald City Pet Rescue Planned Parenthood

I hope you filed for extension for tax day. Otherwise, I might be able to help you extend something else.. 😘

Spring is springing and my thang is thanging. 💐🌷🍑🍑

50 degrees and sunny in the PNW is like 70 degrees literally anywhere else in the country. I don’t make the rules.

Same goes for mushrooms. Yes I am a 12 year old trapped in a soon to be 37 year old body.

I don't care if its good for you, if you try to sneak cottage cheese in a dish and try to feed it to me we are fighting.

This post is your invitation to misbehave. 😉

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but open enrollment ends in 3 days.

Find someone who looks at you like you're made of magic.

I am so excited to officially be on winter break. I have been doing what a friend referred to as 'spa sampling' the last couple of weeks, with one more nice weekend getaway coming up.

Who else likes new appliances?

I’m going to start a new series called #TOTD : Smith Black Lavender tea with honey infused half and half foam

I think I have a problem. (Each box is 100 sachets) 🤭

I wish I had like, 3 of me to complete the amount of work just lil ole me tries to do 😅🫠

Ah, yes. The big, dark, wet is finally here. 💦 🌚

GUESS WHO FIGURED OUT HOW TO ADJUST THE CONTENT WARNING SETTINGS

I’m cat sitting this weekend and it’s reminded me of how much of a dog person I truly am. This animal is insane. Adorably insane.

I keep forgetting about this place but there’s another threat of a mass migration so I am going to try to make more of an effort to post here.

Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view in my new lulu’s 🍑🍂

I love fresh fruit.