thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend *so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit

let me make myself clear

of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

cook his bitchass.

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle

tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.

what tha frog

✨OFFICIALLY✨ on the wall as a NYWC Hall of Famer

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

hello bluesky

look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard

hello bluesky

if sowing bee balm seeds is a mid-life crisis i will die at 66. dynamite is on tonight.

oh did you dumbasses think i was kidding? this is a small beautyberry bush and the birds are gonna eat the hell out of these things soon.

Predicting the next 3 AEW world champions

sometimes i still talk tuah, but when i talk tuah

champ’s here

art.

like the twins from the shining over here

good morning bluesky

this match is vastly superior to their forbidden door match btw.

I WOULD GIVE MY BLOOD YOU KNOW I WOULD GIVE MY BLOOD IVE DONE IT A THOUSAND TIMES OVER AND I WOULD PROBABLY DO IT A THOUSAND TIMES OVER AGAIN I WOULD SPILL EVERY LAST DROP I HAVE TO TAKE AWAY FROM HIM TO BURN HIS WORLD DOWN

rewatching succession right now and my god is it one of the best shows ever.

this feels like a very sneaky set up.

vanilla baby

Time to end it

he still has done nothing wrong.

we need some leadership around here so i am personally stepping up as the leader of the bluesky wrestling community.

the devil takes all of us in the end [ 🤼 / #art ]

hangerblade is active on bluesky. i repeat hangerblade is active on bluesky!

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#LONGHORNSTROKES 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

best in the world.

HOOK EM HORNS🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

This is from @hangmanpage.bsky.social’s field of cardinal flowers

jef this @aew.bsky.social is work’s thing right? make them put up the picture of my cardinal flowers from this summer immediately

this place has such a good vibe.

now that we’re all here, can we all agree that hangerblade is just the best?