Six minutes ???

FFS City !!!!!

TNT couldn’t wait to get that dig in there. You read off the script cupcake, we’ll be in the Champions League longer than you are princess !! Don’t sell your soul kid

Liverpool ‘fan boy’ journalists now……

If you are around south Manchester on Saturday, come and join the fun and help us raise some money for St Ann’s !!

At a boozer on the Thames, ironically called “The City Barge” #AwayDays #MCFC

30/09/25 Lucy Ward at TNT discovers astroturf. Her insights into this man made surface, are amazing. Change the story kid, it’s been around for decades !!

Have we done the Esteve for a hatrick post yet ?? 🤣🤣🤣

Ohh you can hear the joy in TNT’s commentators voices at that goal #PotatoPundits

What in the name of Walkers Crisps are Leicester City wearing ? It’s like a blancmange with a vanilla cream garnish Ghastly, but quite edible with a dessert wine 🤣😂😂

Cue ‘every man behind the ball’ by Amorim 🤣🤣🤣

Ha ha ha This could be an interesting 2nd half

Come on Sky, be a good sport and show us some coverage of the water flooding into the stadium. 🤣🤣

On the plus side, it keeps Amorim in his job at the swamp #PaperingOverCracks

That was offside. What’s the point in VAR

Thanks TNT, it’s been ‘memorable’ 🤣🤣🤣

Who scored ? Door Ku Dock Ou Dough Up

‘Lucy Wards Words of Wisdom’ “City are playing against 10 men Napoli” Blimey, she would give Stephen Fry a run for his money in a debate #BangsHeadOnTable

Phil’s ‘Holly Johnson esq’ hairstyle has changed his games. Kids, ask your parents 🤣🤣🤣

Is the ‘Temu version of Haaland’ on the pitch ? Not heard his name once. #Højlund

2nd half What wonderful insights will TNT’s Lucy Ward lavish us with ?

According to TNT we have 13 players on the pitch, all identical. Doku (Dock U) Doku (Dough coo) Doku (Doo cou gh) Remarkable commentary here, remarkable !! #PotatoPundits

#LucyWard update Apparently City were at times ‘chaotic’ against United I’m contemplating my own existence and sanity each time she opens her mouth

If that was Madrid, it would be a penalty (even though it was outside of the box) 🤣🤣🤣

According to Lucy Ward (TNT), Scott McTominay used to play for City. I give up on TNT !!!!

Ricky Hatton !!! Such sad news

This always makes me laugh 🤣🤣

Bleep Bleep Bleep

Spare a moment for the ones whom are forced to wait for the washing machine to end, so that the angels are ready to go back to the hospital in 6 hours. Ok I may have ‘offered to stay up’ and have a glass of wine. If you are offended by this, try marrying a nurse 🤣🤣

It may be a long journey home, but away days are always fun !! #CTID

Mother will be mortified if she finds out I’m in a spoons. #McfcAwayDays 🤣🤣

Supporters club bus leaves at 6am for Brighton !! Cheeky croissant to line the stomach. #AwayDays

Jammy buggers

Ha ha ha ha 2-2

On the plus side, that’s the 1 in my United 1 Burnley 4 bet 🤣🤣

Me, from 3pm until 4:45 🤣🤣🤣

28.08.25 Do people still use Alexa ? I stopped using her / it when she interrupted a conversation I was having and gave me an AI biography of a Judge we (colleague & I) were discussing in private. Just wondering how others usage have changed over the last two years.

You know when you are in a City pub when the landlord puts this behind the bar 🤣🤣🤣

I’ll just leave this here….

I have the perfect movie for United fans to watch. The ending is better than tonight

9-9 Is this really what United have become ? It’s hilarious

It was fun while it lasted 2-2 and 91 other clubs going like this at the Worlds most expensive squad playing Grimsby…..

Sky “the weather is an opponent” To which team ? The team who plays in one of the wettest Cities in Europe (hence the mills and Industrial Revolution) or the team that lives near the cost with significant winds. Oh Sky…… don’t ever change you potatoes

See’s the United score. What a time to be alive !

FFS

Get in !!! Up yours Sky

Just seen Harvey Elliott…. That reminds me, I must get my hair cut 🤣🤣🤣

I love football Sky are furious that a Liverpool player even gets tackled. Long live football and the media bias 🤣🤣🤣

For those who know me and understand me. There is a huge irony that (convicted Trump) is lashing out at Comcast on his platform. One owns Sky Sports and both are billions in debt.*1 Bring on Sky Sports when they discuss money in the Premier League. *1 www.cmcsa.com/financials/d...