Balls are emptied, and all the devils are queer. Happy Pride!

If you message someone through a blank profile to tell them that you've never interacted but were watching them at a party the ENTIRE time... How do you not IMMEDIATELY realize how creepy that sounds or how extremely unsafe you've just made them feel?

Jack off all trades and masturbate nuns

Whoops, dropped my dignity

Feeling big today :)

Sure, bud.

I think my social media days are fizzling out. It was fun when I had Tumblr and Twitter, but lately it's just been resulting in strangers approaching me believing that we're closer than we actually are and creeping me the hell out.

If you spot a photo at this angle, know that it was probably taken with their feet.

Tortizza :)

If your entire personality is built around mocking things that people enjoy, I hope your depression improves*. *Increases

Stronk

I like my woo-girls how I like my coffee... Nowhere near my penis.

I'm just having fun

Wide shot!

So SAUWFF!

60°? Release the hoochie daddy shorts!

Oh no... my decade-long internet crush revealed that he's hot AND funny.

I've been laughing at this all week

Sometimes I think about not wearing green today just to feel something

My son is 2!

It's nerd boy season!

Wunk

No that wasn't me. Nope wasn't there -- still not me. Yes I'm sure. This has been a great conversation.

I had an idea that was so stupid I had to make it.

Gonna do this again but like... With a bundle of firewood or something. That would be sick.

Thinking about your dad's hole

Happy place

👀4🎃

I don't really have any other socials to share this to, but as of today I've officially done more French conjugations than anyone on this website. Please clap 🥺.

"Well who smeerio'd in YOUR cheerios?"

I never post enough bootycheek

This is my equivalent to "bear face", but for vacation.

Déshabille-moi comme une de tes bananes françaises

Ok, now what?

"Absolute Cinema"

Tiny hat!!

Messaging a single "?" is an insta-block in any situation. And if you're over 40 and still doing this... I don't know what to tell you.

I might need longer arms.

horsegiirL is becoming a critical part of my hangover/setatonin regimen.

Hello Bluesky

Morning!

Blacklight partyyyyy!

I forgot to show you guys my ridiculous EDC outfit

Something

Out in the sun 'til I'm in someone's son

What I would look like in a sling if it were vertical.

POV: You're the toothpaste cap I dropped on the ground

Totally normal shirt.

I thought it was cool...