I had an idea that was so stupid I had to make it.

Gonna do this again but like... With a bundle of firewood or something. That would be sick.

Thinking about your dad's hole

Happy place

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I don't really have any other socials to share this to, but as of today I've officially done more French conjugations than anyone on this website. Please clap 🥺.

"Well who smeerio'd in YOUR cheerios?"

I never post enough bootycheek

This is my equivalent to "bear face", but for vacation.

Déshabille-moi comme une de tes bananes françaises

Ok, now what?

"Absolute Cinema"

Tiny hat!!

Messaging a single "?" is an insta-block in any situation. And if you're over 40 and still doing this... I don't know what to tell you.

I might need longer arms.

horsegiirL is becoming a critical part of my hangover/setatonin regimen.

Hello Bluesky

Morning!

Blacklight partyyyyy!

I forgot to show you guys my ridiculous EDC outfit

Something

Out in the sun 'til I'm in someone's son

What I would look like in a sling if it were vertical.

POV: You're the toothpaste cap I dropped on the ground

Totally normal shirt.

I thought it was cool...

I'm still here

"just moved in?" "Naw, I'm just clinically depressed."

I love my cat

I'm gonna need this boy to suffocate me please

I love being gay and having no one question me going out for the night like this.

Typical Seattle Sunday

I don't even remember taking this but hey! I still get naked.

Hmm. So my cat seems to have no problems accepting that sometimes daddy comes home piss drunk on a Sunday night.

0569-9412-1146-2669 Add me! But not to battle because I'll cry. I'll trade though once they enable that.

just discovered that you can hold down on the profile button in the bottom bar to switch between accounts

We never send thanks to those who play Mewtwo/Gardevoir. Just on principle.

Stronk

If you see this, quote a picture of your #softcock

I'm shy 🫣🍆💦

Blue sheets for BlueSky

*insert intense monologue*

Nips are under-appreciated

This did well on bird app

Happy fcf!

Déjà vu?

Sneet (snail tweet)

Needed to post more here

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@crshort81.bsky.social We're Hollow Buds :)