This is a reminder for my lake-loving friends: floatation devices are important. Don't drink too much. Keep eyes on one another. The lake took one tonight.

@wssmithpe.bsky.social Hey! Congratulations!!

Look. It's Tiki and the Parks for me rn, k? I can't with pretty much anything else.

It's May, which means I'm running 49 miles for Mental Health Awareness and Suicide Prevention. Last year, I raised $282 for AFSP. Suicide has affected me and my loved ones very closely in many ways. and I know we aren't alone. Visit the link for facts, and consider donating ❤️: gofund.me/c42e65f4

Full slate of appointments today. A few tax returns, a couple of client assistance meetings. Plus hoping to squeeze in a debrief with some key team members to help build better future tax seasons!

And my Walmarts are down!

Home by 6! Headed to BuffaLouie's in a few for a #CommunityKitchen dine & donate night.

Good news. The tomatoes are located. Hus found them at home, and then gave them to our son when he popped out to the house to borrow our drill and forgot to tell me.

I have lost a bag of tomatoes. Yesterday, I put a few tomatoes in a Ziploc to take to work to give to my daughter. They didn't make it to work, and I assumed I left them on my kitchen counter. They are not there either. This is going to be a gross find in like .. two weeks. 🤦‍♀️

Alienate our allies Crash the market Devalue the dollar Spike prices Dismantle the federal government Cause immigrants to live in fear Make others not want to come here If you made a blueprint for how to hurt 🇺🇸, it would look a lot like this Putin is enjoying the show

It's very much a Highball and radar kind of night.

A new day, a new round of weather threat! Today could be a wild one. Tonight, really, because tornadoes in the dark is fantastic.

Sen. Cory Booker's speech on the Senate floor went for 25 hours and 4 minutes. His final words: "Let's get in good trouble, my friend. Madam President, I yield the floor."

I'm not capable of making it, but I really need the "The more you know" gif to have an envelope instead of a star and read "But her email!" I know someone can do this for me.

So wait... Group chat, using a 3rd party app, just tossing around military maneuvers, and we accidentally added a journalist. Cool. Her email server was sure a problem, yeah?

What a blow for JuJu and co. Damn.

This Maryland / Colorado St game .. 😳

Super proud of our squad. Gonna miss some key players! Love you, #iuwbb !!

The Minnesota DFL posted this on twitter

GOP lawmaker Justin Eichorn (R-MN) has been arrested on felony charges for soliciting sex from a teenage girl. He had previously spread claims that Democrats and LGBTQ people were trying to groom children.

Emerged from tax return chaos, found out we have a basketball coach!

Time is a finite resource. Guard carefully who you let use yours.

Well, I'm disappointed but not surprised. Anyway, always a Hoosier. Thankful to the guys who wear the stripes. Hoo Hoo Hoo.

Just awake, making sure that tornado stays south of my momma's house and north of my brother's house...

And the winner? Not Small Employer Who Doesn't Understand Box 12, Code W! 🥳

Do I have an extra client contribution, or a not small employer who doesn't understand box 12, code w???

Coffee and calls to the IRS to start the day! Rounding variances happen. Letters about 8962 forms are fun. Sigh.

#iuwbb repping while Haliburton NAILED that! Damn!

Starting the day with some deep, even breaths. Some folks are just petty, and you can't do anything about that.

Checks and balances going really well. Three branches. Apparently all broken. Sigh.

Hoo Hoo Hoo. ❤️

Whew. Today was a big one. Team wrapped up a lot of returns today! We just finished reviewing and releasing the last ones. Some really good returns. A few of my newer folks are learning some really cool stuff right now!

*screams loudly into the echo chamber because she has surrounded herself with people who get it but still needs to scream* Good morning. Here's to another day!

Wild return update : receiving institution is trying to fault the issuing company. Like I can't see the 5498 THEY DID reporting where money went inside THEIR account. 🤦‍♀️ The client may be blissfully unaware, but I am not. Anyway, apparently corrections are under way.

He shot that sideways. The hell was that witchcraft?

Trying to decide what is important tonight, and thinking it's mostly going home, having a cold beer, watching some basketball and sleeping. Payroll is done. Uploaded some docs to a file. Need to make some lists, but that's always. I should go home.

The radio feed for #IUBB sounds awful, and not Don's cold! So choppy.

Rumors are just that, but also often seed from some level of truth. My heart is heavy for a wife/mom and daughters. For a man's friends, coworkers. Some jobs build strong connections between coworkers, a trust that's thick. Many will miss him. I hope they find the healing they need.

Wait. Did my radio just tell me that Crazy Horse is gonna have Blarney Puff Balls for their Saint Patrick's Day menu?!?!

Please send all the whiskey, snickers bars and cherry cokes. I hate everything.

Man, senior night stuff gets me every time! #iuwbb

And now the helicopters are back

My email says that I probably have to hunt down @zachosterman.bsky.social soon. Threatened him with a signature request. Don't think I told him that my mom and I had actually ended up purchasing the book for one another as a gift, which really is just hilariously obvious.

Let's GO Gallo!

I need all of my small biz clients to take lessons from this small biz client. This shit is SO WELL ORGANIZED.

Well, I'm now wildly intrigued by the very large helicopter that just flew over my house at MAYBE 1200 feet with practically no lights. 😳

If I am violently ill in the next few days, please note that it's likely a food-borne illness. Putting shrimp into the pan, managed to burn my finger. Instinctively stuck said finger in my mouth. After dropping the raw shrimp into the pan. I'm sure it's fine, but that was dumb.

I carry my stress in my body. Last night's return may have truly broken me. I think I blew out a disk in my lumbar region this morning. This is going well.

I had stuff I was going to work on still tonight, but that one broke me. Go sleep it off and try again tomorrow.