How many times do you think Jackson Dart's name has been spelled Jackson Fart? How many times was it actually an accident? How many times will it be an accident from here on out?

Really? On Bluesky? What are they going to do? Promote ridicule, disdain, and shame towards the American government? We already have that. What else you got?

Putin visits China: China knows Putin likes a strong military. Trump visits China: China knows Trump likes...

Turang is having a great seasons. #Brewers

Once again, Trump has sold out the American people for quick gains. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

You know Yoda's full name? Yoda Layheehoo.

"I don't know what the definition of war is when we're not shooting."

If I were to name a horse for the Kentucky Derby, I would go with one of the long complicated names you see. "Unmovable Object Meets An Unstoppable Horse"

Has anyone asked Trump what specifically "exonerated" him? If I recall he just kind of said one day, "I'm exonerated.", and no one followed up. I don't think he understands the accuser/accused relationship.

Weiner Schnitzel Tacos Homemade: -Tortillas -Cheese -Rye bread (crumbs for breading and in tortillas) -Mustard (honey mustard roasted poblano/serrano salsa) Featuring: -Tenderized pork loin -Braised red cabbage (ACV, cinnamon, clove, mustard seed) -Roasted tomato -Pickled red onion -Scallion

Serious question: What safeguards can we start preparing now to ensure Trump doesn't fuck with midterms? We know he's going to create some fake crisis and flood the zone with executive orders to make obstacles and challenge legitimacy. Taking all suggestions. Politicians, please chime in.

Does anyone else see this picture and get the notion that if you touched Melania, she'd be sticky?

Oh good. Hear that? They're "signaling openness" to 25th amendment push. That's A-Okay, guys. Take your time. Let us know when you're ready to do your jobs. Hopefully thousands more don't die in the meantime. www.axios.com/2026/04/08/t...

That's a shit deal. taskandpurpose.com/tech-tactics...

I fixed the doubles/half cut-off pictures because it was driving me fucking crazy to see it low-effort reposted hundreds of times.

The Artemis II launch yesterday had me thinking about Space. youtu.be/FYJ1dbyDcrI?...

I've been re-watching the show "Detectorists". I love it. I love Johnny Flynn and his music. But could they not license a single other song?

It would be funny if they weren't dragging America down with them.

You ever notice how the MAGA folks respond with 😆? It's funny because you never see them laugh in real life. They're just angry, defensive, paranoid, and insecure unless they're talking shit online. Then they're not afraid to blame Obama for their own racism or Trayvon Martin for his own murder.

I used to do cocaine and I thought it was expensive. I don't do cocaine anymore but found that *feeling* hungry and having an appetite with groceries as expensive as they are today is almost an equal trade off as far as my budget goes.

The president and cabinet members should be required to watch on boarding training videos.

So happy I preserved these old CDs. I rarely open iTunes but to see Atom & His Package among the artists is the most remarkable thing in the world. This goes out to everyone! #atom&hispackage Is that a # thing? Ought to be.

If you want a another amazing story of Irish bravery today, this was a lesser known story until the REDACTED FILES were released. The military ingenuity which held UN deployed Irish servicemen(by request) in seige for days. "We fired every bullet twice." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_o...

What's your favorite Epstein description? The disgraced financier? The late sex-offender? The sex trafficking racketeer? Trump's bff?

So relevant approximately 20 years later. Love these dudes. share.google/sB5EZ7rzPrwC...

This guy tells us the most obnoxious excuses for war while keeping a look on his face that makes you expect to hear "And then the bartender says..."

I had drinks after work, arrived home drunk and hungry and found one bagel in the freezer and a little bit of cottage cheese left over from a Danish my girlfriend made. Forget cream cheese. A bagel with cottage cheese and salt might be the best topping to ever grace the surface of a toasted bagel.

I used to associate the number "182" with Blink-182. Now it's associated the amount of Billions of USD in illegal tariffs.

These idiots didn't expect to be asked to be responsible. $182B requested in refunds for illegal tariffs and absolutely no idea how to do it.

That whacky Joe Exotic is at it again with his complex pardon schemes. www.gjsentinel.com/news/colorad...

usvitalrecords.org?utm_term=go_... Just a reminder, start to get all your documents in order soon. Don't let them suppress you at the polls on election day because of a technicality. Be prepared! Proudly tell your candidates "I support you!", and say "Fuck you!", to the candidates you hate!

Girlfriend and I had a pizza making party. Pizza#1: marinara, muenster, parmesan, feta, onion, pepperoni, anduoille, kalamata tapenade, pesto (spicy, salty, robust) Pizza#2: smoked cheese bechemel, muenster, parmesan, portabella, bacon, onion, ricotta, basil (rich, savory, smoky) Both awesome!