Get a man that washes and conditions your hair for you in the shower because you almost sliced your finger tip off cutting onions and can’t do it yourself🤍

Happy Christmas from us🎄🤍

How come ‘large’ dog clothing sizes rarely include anything over 40” around the chest.. deep chested, giant dogs want to wear clothes too😭

I realize there will be days that I have to pick the fries up off the floor myself because they won’t be around to catch the scraps, the drool on the floor after I’ve cleaned or on my leg while I eat doesn’t seem as bad anymore Ill never have dogs like them again and I love every second we have🤍

Matching with our dog💙

Convinced Galadriel is a real elf and just acts as Cate Blanchett and other roles as a cover for her immortality 🤷🏼‍♀️ prove me wrong

Drive to my sisters for stuff I need to bake/cook because it’s closer than the grocery store 😂

Getting our main entree before getting our oysters is crazy

Early anniversary dinner + boba🤍🤗 happy 3 years my love @gh0stn.bsky.social

He also responds to Oodles, Odi, Odis Dumbledore and dipshit💙

Any advice on bringing a dog to freezing cold weather for the first time😭 trying to find waterproof shoes/jackets for him but he’s big boy🥺

If there was ever a time for the plot of an evil and crazy robot movie to become real.. its because of the tesla robot running around the Kardashians house

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Let’s help get him over 20K so he’ll post over here!

Still crazy political and antifascist but that, my dog and Benny are the only things I post about Enjoy🤍