PINKIE FROM MY LITTLE PONY!

I feel like it’ll go perfectly well!

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

Zuko—

❛ Aren’t you also running for president? ❜ 🤨

SORA! TRUST ME!

LISTEN UP! Vote for me for president! Free chimichangas for everyone! #WadeWilson2026

❛ I swear it wasn’t me— ❜ ⦑ what a LIAR ⦒

YES! IT IS I!

Oh my god it’s Mega Man from Capcom!

YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SONG I WAS GONNA PUT ON! ⦑ Chat he was introduced to Jacob Lee by Pinkie Pie— ⦒

WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?! IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BOOMBOX AND SUNGLASSES

I think I have an idea. ⦑ Pulls out boombox and sunglasses. ⦒

That goes for you too Bluesky! LOCK THE FUCK IN!

Zuko! Buddy! Lock the fuck in!

⦑ ARISE WADE WILSON! ARISE! ⦒ ❛ Can I help you? What did I— ❜ ⦑ SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE GETTING A GAME THIS YEAR! ⦒ ❛ GAME TIME BABY!! ❜

❛ THERE HE IS— ❜

❛ Chat this banana guy won’t stop calling my name! ❜

❛ So I took up a new part time job, I’m cleaning up crime scenes for the mob and i already found two dead bodies! You won’t believe what happened in the apartment I just cleaned. ❜

❛ I miss my boyfriend Tails. I miss him a lot. I’ll be back. ❜ ⦑ WHAT BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE WADE?? ⦒

❛ It appears so! ❜

❛ I NEED TO LEARN TO STOP CHALLENGING MY OWN WRITER— ❜

❛ Ah, so I’m back to directing good ol Mike here! ❜ ⦑ You think you’re safe? ⦒ ❛ WAIT A MINUTE— ❜

❛ So I found this place, it’s like the office but you’re in a dream world and you have to solve puzzles to wake up! Kinda like dream therapy in a way! ❜ ⦑ . . .Are you talking about Superliminal Wade? ⦒ ❛ Yeah! I think that’s what it’s called! . . . Don’t you fucking dare— ❜

❛ I’M BACK AT THIS FUCKING PLACE AGAIN! ❜

❛ Y’know what? ❜ ⦑ Pulls out boombox and puts on sunglasses. ⦒

❛ DO SOMETHING WRITER! ❜ ⦑ Fuck you want me to do bout it? ⦒

❛ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ❜

❛ YOU HAVE THE EXACT SAME WRITER PINKIE! ❜

❛ HELP! MY WRITER IS EVIL! NOT THE WHIRLYGIG! ❜

❛ It all worked out! ❜ ⦑ On sight Wade. ⦒ ❛ What are you gonna do bout it? ❜ ⦑ =) ⦒ ❛ WAIT— ❜

❛ Ooo! You reached the room with the detonators! ❜ ⦑ That’s not even— ⦒ ❛ Buttons for something! ❜

❛ I may be Deadpool! That’s my name! ❜

❛ Would you rather hit that button for four hours? Be honest! ❜ ⦑ WHO WOULD HIT THAT BUTTON FOR FOUR HOURS?! ⦒ ❛ My point exactly! ❜

❛ . . .let it burn— ❜ ⦑ WADE??? ⦒ ❛ YOU ALWAYS DO IT YOU DON’T GET TO TALK! ❜ ⦑ Thin ice Wade. ⦒

❛ Don’t panic! It’s gonna work out! ❜ ⦑ He’s in a broken part of the— ⦒ ❛ ITS ALL GONNA WORK OUT! ❜

❛ BLUE! ❜ ⦑ Stop being right— ⦒ ❛ BLUE! GO THROUGH THE BLUE ONE! ❜ ⦑ for fuck sakes Wade— ⦒

❛ See now there a few options here! Either ride the platform to the other side or hop off on the platform underneath! ❜ ⦑ Oh so you know that— ⦒ ❛ Hopping off without anything will reset! ❜ ⦑ . . .he’s right. ⦒

❛ See! He’s doing just fine! ❜ ⦑ There are time I want to strangle you Wade. ⦒ ❛ You can’t even if you tried, writer! ❜ ⦑ You’re playing a dangerous game Wilson. ⦒

❛ I’m great at giving directions! ❜ ⦑ No. You’re done. You’re the LAST person who should be giving directions! ⦒ ❛ It’s all gonna work out! Trust me! ❜

Tyler. Where are y’all coming from— Hi—

❛ Easy! Right door! ❜ ⦑ You dumb ass stupid motherfucker TELL HIM THE RIGHT ONE! ⦒ ❛ Naaaah, I got this! Right door! ❜

❛ SORAAAAAAAAA— ❜ ⦑ This ain’t the worse you’ve been through, CALM THE FUCK DOWN! ⦒

❛ Two people are there now— shit pickles. ❜

❛ WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN— ❜

❛ You know that once place you guys never want to go and always crash out at the writers? ❜

❛ Y̶o̶u̶'r̶e̶ i̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶ w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶ h̶a̶s̶ m̶u̶l̶t̶i̶p̶l̶e̶ e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶s̶— ❜

❛ So there may have been a fuck up in the void— ❜

❛ You’re not gonna like the answer— ❜

❛ Heeeeeey Sora! ❜