i’m really digging the new democratic catchphrase “from the window, to the wall”

I'm reading a book that I think is ultimately going to be Good but oh my god it's stressing me out

Like how many surgeries and injuries has Stef Curry had? I'm trying to go through life with as close to zero surgeries as I can get. And this is not me shading Stef Curry. This is me saying unless you're getting paid millions maybe don't train as hard as him.

every person who picks up this book voluntarily should immediately be scheduled for 2x/week therapy

4 quiet days at home with good food is exactly what I needed

new babies to cuddle

I've started listening to the @knowledgefight.bsky.social Formulaic Objections series and this deposition of Roger Stone by a guy who sucks just as much as Roger Stone and also hates Roger Stone is the funniest thing I've heard in months

with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy

This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate

A few years ago I got my brother that UAW Eat the Rich shirt and my mother was, at the time he opened the gift, quietly horrified. Then this year she said something about wanting to steal that shirt from him bc she "loves" it. So what shirt do I get my brother this year to further radicalize mom?

chupacabra isn't real, chupacabra was invented in the 1990s to cover up secret government testing of livestock in former nuclear test areas you PEDESTRIANS. you FOOLS.

In self-interest but also general interest, folks: Black Friday is coming up, and small publishers/independent creators will always be a better choice than megacorps. When the sales drop, please remember that!

how many tesla employees have died on the job? just curious

Answer: No

garbage draft! it's the garbage draft! everyone should do garbage drafts!!

I would like to moderate a discussion panel on the experience of being famous with Florence Welch, John Mulaney, and a 3rd person I haven't decided yet. Florence will be allowed to bully Mulaney if she sees fit to do so.

Idk, how are we feeling about this lads theintercept.com/2025/11/23/p...

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

SHE HOPES I’M CURSED FOREVER TO SLEEP ON A TWIN SIZED MATTRESS IN SOMEBODY’S ATTIC OR BASEMENT MY WHOLE LIFE

my "i waited to fuck Olivia Nuzzi until it was legal" shirt is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

😍

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

Kestrels are such handsome birds. Lots out and about today, their plumage even more striking than usual. This shot captures the colors and patterns well.

2 ongoing convos are dovetailing rn: 1. a holiday shopping $ blackout aimed at big business; 2. worry over small presses closing or paring down. Let's talk direct action: YOU CAN DO BOTH😀 IT'S VITAL TO SUPPORT indie pubs that encourage risk & diversity. Here's a 🧵 of em you can support directly:

I have watched approximately three @jamellebouie.net videos on instagram and now I am looking for a tweed blazer

no YOU'RE sobbing over this tiny knitted eeyore www.reddit.com/r/knitting/c...

burying cheney on TDoR feels disrespectful. couldn't have thrown him in the ground yesterday?

i don't know how to phrase this delicately, but i just want to communicate to young white men in incel-adjacent spaces that this sort of behavior will solve your problems

so true, king

I just listened to this and I don't think Nick Fuentes has ever left his house. Like 1-3 normal human interactions a day would have prevented him from getting to the point he's at.

you had one job!!! futurism.com/future-socie...

So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?

the sun being so low in the sky has really fucked up the natural lighting in my apartment and is a result is confusing me like Ancient Man during an eclipse or something

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

writing the essay five minutes before it's due

make bad art because aspects of it will be competent in ways that surprise you

yesterday I learned that there's a whole market segment of "masculine rosaries / rosaries for men," if you wanna know how the cope is going for MRA types who are trying to work their way up to Catholic cosplay

Haven't read this yet so I may be wrong, but I have an app that will warn you about nearby police presence via their tasers' bluetooth signals and it is very funny to me that a butterfly could also pop up on that app

license plate data merged with credit header data, marriage records, vehicle ownership, and voter registrations, in one app for ICE agents. oh and it sends push notifications when someone they're seeking is nearby. 🆒: www.404media.co/this-app-let...

Love this so much. 💜

in 2025 if you have a newer subaru and don't pay for the monthly subscription you can't use remote start

It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny t.co/QhuKU9HCxA

I am willing to give one of these a go if somebody else makes one for me, but I think there must be more to the sleeves. Loose, open sleeves and beehives Do Not Mix.

WHAT

"yes, this will get me a temp ban and/or cost me tenbux and I'm doing it anyway because it's funny" retvrn to poster's bushido, too many have forgotten the old ways

the ~emails~ have me thinking once again about how cishet white dudes will say the worst guys in history are "nice guys, he's a good guy!" because they've had some pleasant conversations and the actual standard of being a Good Guy is whether they can be kind to someone who's NOT a cishet white guy

alright who taught Alex Jones the term "nothingburger"

It’s embarrassing that anyone actually believed the rich people would actually leave their nice elite enclaves in highly-developed states