What did Robin say to Batman when he saw Santa? “Look Batman, it’s Santa”.

Why can’t Mickey Mouse touchdown his plane in Scotland? Disney Land

My mate rang me last night to tell me he failed his first exam in Aboriginal music. I said, "Didja redo it?"

As spooky season approaches, I’m absolutely delighted that my amazing friend @czarinaofficial.com has selected my collaboration “NIGHTMARE” with the legend that is Shadowrunner for @absynth.space top Halloween picks this year. Thank you so much for such an eloquent breakdown of our choon 🎃 👻

If you start the sentence with “I’m not a racist, but….” Chances are you’re a racist.

If you play the drums more than once, there’s repercussions.

RIP Ozzy. What he did for music, nobody can ever question.

Just warning y’all that I listened to some Whitesnake whilst I worked out tonight, so if I turn up to work tomorrow rocking leathers and a perm, you know why.

As many of you know, we tragically lost our brother, Starcadian in May. It’s heart breaking to learn that his fiancée Tehmina was pregnant at the time. A go-fund me has been set up for those who wish to support his beloved family. www.gofundme.com/f/9d5pbt-geo...

Happiest of birthdays to my dear @czarinaofficial.com - Have the most magical of days and love ya lots sister! 🖤💜

An absolute banger from my dear friend out next week, and it’s been included on a movie soundtrack too. So proud of her. 💖

Always wear your heart on your sleeve. Tomorrow you might not get the chance.

Supposed to be enjoying the long weekend but instead I’ve been able to do sod all because of illness. Not on my deathbed or anything but certainly ill enough not leave the house 😩

Happy Birthday to one of my closest and dearest friends, @starmadman.bsky.social - Love ya loads! Have the best day 💖🫶🤗

Tried to change my password to “Beef Stew” but wouldn’t let me cause it’s not Stroganoff.

Happy birthday to the amazing @craigpackman.bsky.social - A legend amongst men! Have a great day fella 💜

1 week on from release and @starmadman.bsky.social collab of “Stay Out” keeps popping back in my head. Add it to ya playlists and show her some love. 🫶

New music from my dearest @starmadman.bsky.social 💖

My good friend James is an award winning DJ, and has put a lot of work into his SynthRock mix. Features part of an unreleased track of mine that I wrote as I was just starting to discover Synthwave. Give it a listen.

Happy birthday to our awesome @glitbiter.bsky.social - Have an amazing day 🖤

I tried to take a selfie in the shower earlier, but it was too blurry cause of the steam and thought I looked awful. I have selfie steam issues.

Happiest of birthdays to @hannahmksb.bsky.social 🤗

Dog just farted. Room smells of ass.

What a game last night. Well done Eagles. Hands down the worst half time show in my 25 years of following the sport though. #SuperBowl

It’s one of the hardest things knowing that someone you care for so deeply is going through a bad patch, and there little you can do other than be there for them.

A reminder to be kind. Think twice about making a throw away comment on someone’s appearance, or quoting a line from a film jokingly with your friends because you’ve seen someone who looks like a character from the film. I can shrug it off. I have all my life. Some people can’t.

Word!

The best time to go to the dentist is Tooth-Hurty

Last night I dreamt that I had a pillow fight with death. Wasn’t prepared for the reaper cushions.

Bought me the Out Run the Sun compilation this morning to help our friend Out Runner. A superb body of work from some truly wonderfully talented artists and friends across the scene. I’m only 12 tracks deep and the standard is 🤌 Only $5 (Dig deeper if you can) and for a worthy cause.

Out on Friday 10th Jan Out Run The Sun A compilation by 53 incredible artists in aid of our friend Out Runner who recently had an accident which requires much medical expense. To support please pre order the album on Bandcamp link in my stories and bio 💜💜💜

Thinking of my L.A. friends. Hope you are safe, your families and friends are safe too.

Huge happy birthday to Mr. @michaeloakleymusic.bsky.social and Mr. @russellnashmusic.bsky.social - Have a great day gents! 💜

Tomorrow!!!! 💖♾️

Of course. I built the journal @absynth.space for this purpose - check out what my friends and fellow writers and I put together for our favorites this past year: www.absynth.space/articles/top...

Happy birthday to our wonderful @laurendelorean.bsky.social - Have an amazing day. 💜

New banger from my dear @starmadman.bsky.social 💖

The wonderful @jessiefrye.bsky.social has a new Instagram account. Go follow her on the new one for album updates. www.instagram.com/jessiefryeof...

New music from my dear @starmadman.bsky.social 💖. Let’s go.

Cheers to the Strawberry Corner and subsequently the stadium DJ at St. James’ Park for being responsible for me bowing out of Whamageddon at an early stage this year. 4-0 makes it taste a bit sweeter though. 🖤🤍🖤🤍

Happy birthday to our wonderful @anniee-music.bsky.social - Have a fantastic day. 💜

You can tell the site is really growing because whenever a post does numbers it’s got that classic thing where it’s like Hours 1-5: friends faving and reposting Hour 6: angry people demanding an explanation and context for your joke about Chewbacca’s butthole

I am ABSOLUTELY delighted that NIGHTMΛRΞ, my track with Shadowrunner has been picked as one of @absynth.space top releases of 2024. Thank you so much! 🖤

Hey all. My sister is going through it right now post surgery. Any help would be appreciated. She finally got a concrete diagnosis but unfortunately she needed surgery. gofund.me/82e54dd1

Nicko McBrain is one of the greatest drummers to have ever set foot on the planet. A truly sad day to learn that he’s stepped back from Iron Maiden, but I feel honoured to have seen him play close to 30 times. Good luck in your other endeavours Nicko!

Thanks for the love bro! 🫶

Day 7 of being marked safe from Last Christmas. Whamageddon still in play.

My Bandcamp Friday haul 🫶

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The design for this years Spotify Wrapped is awful 🤣