People's stupidity truly is infinite.

Made through another week that was clearly trying to end me.

"You must be sick if you are enjoying Man City's downfall." Me:

I process music by playing invisible instruments or some form of hand gestures.

Ain't seen no chill guy memes on here. This place built different fr.

We?

😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ??????

Lil bro: I am coming to visit you tomorrow. Me: Okay, you'll find me. Lil bro: Send me money for transport.

We go again.

Y'all shaving each others pubes?

this is not about mangoes.

Her hand work god tier, so I call her Maradona.

A Mango that's not too ripe and straight from the tree taste like everything will be alright.

Portuguese

My little cousins and niblings grow up and tell me to stop calling them by the nicknames I gave them. They clearly don't know me.

“Can I help you sir?”

You know who irritates? People who will start using your device because they found it unlocked.

Dying.

I'm black I wouldn't be in this situation. 🥺

they chewed.

Happy new week. We go again.

Damn...we have 30minutes!

Suspect needs $5 million.

Can't believe tomorrow is Monday.

😭😭😭😭😭

I called my little cousins "Tom and Jerry" and they asked me what that is.

musondazozo.wordpress.com/2024/11/17/t... New Blog Post.

"I heard this song and thought you would like it as well."

This banger. open.spotify.com/track/4CleTV...

go.bsky.app/V1zpy3f 🇿🇲 X nomads

Too many people approach me for my liking.

Not even Kim Jong Un could get this out of me.

Guys, won’t our graves be empty if we don’t go with our secrets ?😭😭😭

Ey. It’s Sunday. Let’s have fun. Would you rather lose all your memories from the past or never be able to make new ones?

Controlling your own emotions >>>>>>>

Whichever pays the most.💀

Every language. Would make a killing as a translator.

In the past I would have sacrificed mine but now, I'll sacrifice everybody's for mine. 😂

Take away the Technology. I would die if I couldn't grab her ass ever again.

No one lies, secrets are necessary.

100 years into the future, just so I can see what will become of the planet.

Miss Universe but its only people from earth participating.

Driver talking to me at 4:30 In the morning? -5 stars.

Actually, let people stay on X, the discourse on that app is so draining, they shouldn’t bring their energy here.

How y'all already on 1k followers? Didn't we all join yesterday?