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I hope G-Mac Cash makes a song for our PWHL team

Well at least I was right about their series going to a game 5. Manifesting the same for Boston.

I haven’t had a cigarette in like 9 years but heavens to Betsy I could go for a gold Marlboro right now

The playoff series of pain and despair

Siri, play “She Shoots, She Scores” by Jincy Roese on loop for the Boston Fleet

I see saying which team I want to win in the playoffs carried over from the NHL to the PWHL

That was so fuuuuuucked

Tf kind of back pass was that? Yall watching Red Wing tapes???

I need whatever Etsy witch bless Eldridge’s scrunchie to renew the spell

I didn’t appreciate TSSF self titled album enough ten years ago but maaaaaaaan does that album hit in your 30s

I KNOW THATS RIGHT

I wanna know why the scheduled the playoffs the way they did

Fleet please wake tf up

I can’t wait for the name and logo to drop

It’s the fact I’m waiting on my boss to let me go home early since my birthday is tomorrow fully knowing we have a board meeting next week and need to prep for that

I fear Minnesota will be eliminated tonight and I will be sad when that happens but happy for Montreal

LET THE GIRLS FIGHT GOD DAMN IT

Me? Oh yeah I’m okay just lightly sobbing out of pure happiness with the interview about the Detroit team during intermission

I'm still in denial over the name change. RTTPTPP forever!! #pwhl

I’m so emotional. I love Taurus season

When Detroit drafts their pick they better hand them Buffs

The name is gonna be car related ain’t it

I need them to announce that team name soon so I can change this handle

Will I be frantically looking at the PWHL job posting website for anything in Detroit…perhaps.

Texts between me and my wife

I've babbled previously about symbolism and all that and while I would have liked a PWHL team in Detroit sooner, I kind of love that - given how (or, Howe) important Number 9 is in Detroit hockey history - Detroit is the league's ninth team.

What if they’re the Detroit Cherry Bombs

LAILA EDWARDS YOU ARE A DETROIT [insert team name here]

Now that we have a logo

How tf am I supposed to work in these conditions now

ABOUT DAMN TIME

Screaming, crying, throwing up

Got paid today so

MOTOR CITY, HERE WE COME 🎉​ The PWHL is officially expanding to Detroit! ➡️ www.thepwhl.com/en/teams/detroit

MERCH ON WEBSITE

need that shirt

This play IS about us

Oh I’m full ass crying listening to these kids

HOT N READYS FOR EVERYONE

OH ITS STARTING

Cmon PWHL I can only pretend to work for so long

IM AT MY DESK WITH TEARS IN MY EYE DAWG. LIFE IS WORTH LIVIIIIIIING

Here we are, PWHL has arrived in Detroit

It’s the fact that Xfinity is “upgrading the equipment” in our area while my wife was in the middle of a $600 training. She was able to connect from her phone luckily.

Happy PWHL Detroit Day to those who celebrate.

It’s nice waking up seeing Pou got the goal on OT and it was assisted by Stacey. Now I shall be feral for the next three and a half hours until the announcement