Are we really fucking shooting off fireworks at 7:30? Get a fucking job

Mourning the Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 characters already. “What is D short for?” Dead, my guy, dead

Are people really surprised that the NHL jumped the HR ship as soon as Off Campus came out or is it just engagement bait? You really think with how rooted homophobia is in the NHL the moment the hetero hockey romances popped off they would continue to milk HR?

Happy I took time off work this week but not happy to be here until Tuesday

Somebody went to the park today (and was not happy. She’s an indoor dog)

Cossa I am so sorry the Wings did you dirty. I hope you have a good career in Utah

When I tell you one of my most prized possessions are the raspberry bushes that spawn more plants every year

I opened a god tier pack with Knight and Keller in it and guess who ruined the last pack I opened. If you guessed Curl you’re right!!!!!

It has arrived

I can’t wait for the Red Wings draft pick! He’ll get to spend so much time in GR, never get a chance to play with the Wings unless someone is on LTIR, then get traded for future considerations and some crazy bread

🧡💗FISH FEAR ME. WOMEN WANT ME. The next addition for my pride illustrations!! LETS GO LESBIANS!! #regalsart #pride #illustration

I’m about to go more broke because of @pwhl--detroit.bsky.social once that Knight jersey drops

GET HER SOME BUFFS STAT

CAPTIAN AMERICA LOVES DETROIT

She ain’t going anywhere 😌 Hilary Knight has signed a two-year contract extension through the 2028-29 season! 📰 bit.ly/43WfoUE

Roseville citizens I’m gonna need yall to step your pussies up and go to town hall meetings because what do you mean they’re putting another 7brew on Gratiot at Macomb Mall

So Larkin has been upset at the front office since 2023, the same year Bertuzzi got traded. Brother you cannot be for real

Idk if it’s legal to move road work signs that are laid down on the grass but someone (totally not me) moved one all by theirselves without assistance to cut the grass. Needless to say, someone (still not me) earned their Carhartt privileges today

Hobbies include making memes about my animals

You know what I am fully embracing Detroit being the new villains of the PWHL just for existing. Yup the big bad Motor City is here causing conspiracies

Montreal hit the Maltais tower

Turnbull is gonna have a little Sceptre baby 🥲

I hate when people are funnier than me

Now Larkin is going to be stomping his feet to go play in Florida

Brady probably wants out of Ottawa because the Charge are playing in their barn next season

You have no idea how excited I am (get a goalie next)

There was this kid behind me during the draft that said “if she’s a defender why is she scoring” when KK got drafted like people that play D can also score like forwards????

Love Frankel for getting local artist to do her next merch drop

Motor City's finest.

You ever take an edible and buy a box of PWHL cards because I did last night

Man CJ resigned with Seattle :(

Love that it’s 2:20 and we finally got the company wide email about Juneteenth

Great day to be a lesbian

I guess it’s a good thing I took yesterday off completely because these outlook emails I got are crazy

It’s the fact my mom told me a girl I was best friends with up until 2010 (went to different schools and drifted apart) is basically a trad wife. Like girl you got a degree and now you are a cook for your husband and his ranch hands???? Siri, play “Good Luck, Babe”

How Manon and co are moving and we haven’t played a game yet

How can we convince the PWHL merch people to bring back those skyline shirts because a Detroit one would go hard af

WELCOME TO DETROIT, CLASS OF 2026!

Detroit “Oops all Forwards” ________(team name whenever that’s announced)

Me sitting in the audience of the draft seeing the birth years of the players

Manon sweetie I hope you have some unsigned goalies you got your eye on

I’m so glad KK was the number one pick dude

Dare I say I don’t think any other draft is going to top Detroit but then again I’m bias

We said hi to Pannekand had to tell her that Detroit is our number one team now but she is forever in our hearts

Manon, diva, we need another goalie mama

Nothing like casually walking past Turnbull and Fast

I didn’t realize Howard was part of our team

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! With the 22nd pick in the 2nd round, Detroit selects Casey Borgiel!

If we’re going this hard for our pick now imagine the games :)

Not me crying over KK and Laila