The Defense Force’s stress relief ft Trans Narumi

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes Narumi: *to Kikoru* So you talked to Hoshina? What’s it like staring into the eye of Satan’s butthole? #kaijuno8

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes Narumi: Oh, I know this tone. Here comes petty Hasegawa. Hasegawa. Nah bitch, I’m not being petty. Narumi: You just said “nah bitch”. #kaijuno8

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes Hasegawa: Here are two pictures: one is your office, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which? Narumi: *points to a the left picture*…that one’s the dump? Hasegawa: They’re both your office! Narumi: Should’ve guessed that. #kaijuno8

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes Narumi: Don’t worry. The doctor said all the bleeding is internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be. #kaijuno8

Incorrect Kaiju No.8 Quotes Narumi: How I was supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions? #kaijuno8

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes Kafka: Ahohoho, babe you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing. Hoshina: We’re married. Kafka: Still… #kaijuno8

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes Shinomiya: *On the phone with Kafka* Don’t make me punch you when I get back. Narumi: Don’t listen to her, No.8, she’s all talk. Shinomiya: *smacks Narumi on the head* Narumi: Ow! Hasegawa, she just hit me! Hasegawa: Children behave or I will ground you both. #kaijuno8

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes Narumi: Vice-Captain Hoshina is… a friend. Shinomiya: See it’s not that hard to say something ni - oh you’re vomiting. Narumi: *vomits in a trashcan* #kaijuno8

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes Narumi: You’re right. I should be the bigger person, which isn’t hard since Hoshina isn’t technically a person. #kaijuno8

Kaiju No.8 Incorrect Quotes Narumi: Now I’m just gonna grab a healthy breakfast. Hasegawa: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up? Narumi: Breakfast burrito, but yeah. Hasegawa: I pity your dentist. Narumi: Jokes on you, I don’t have a dentist. #kaijuno8

Kafka 🤔