Benjammin' Bong Hits
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pot growing leftist basement dweller
That extra hour of sleep really wiped me out
3 days ago
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The VVitch (2015) is a thanksgiving film
4 days ago
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"IYKYK" FUCK YOU GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION!
5 days ago
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Where'd Carl go?
11 days ago
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Saying "orange man" is cringe on it's face, but the deeper implication is that they're Harry Potter adults and think that saying his real name gives him power and that's unforgivable levels of cringe.
11 days ago
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Watching the Jimmy Fallon reality show and I'm definitely cancelling my cable plan tomorrow to ensure this never happens again.
12 days ago
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It's spooky season and this might be the best caption ever
27 days ago
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Faine Greenwood
27 days ago
I’m cool with using LLMs for stuff like “writing regexes” but why would I use them to do things my brain actually likes doing and finds rewarding? why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
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Doubt
27 days ago
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The song "Touch It" by Daft Punk is just a really long Carlin bit.
about 1 month ago
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*yer
about 1 month ago
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Elect me and I will make a sustained 2-beer-buzz a reality.
about 1 month ago
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6 month haircut
about 1 month ago
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Fuck I miss my dad, and it's worse when I get stoned.
about 1 month ago
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acetaminoBen
about 1 month ago
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The first time I heard Gucci Gucci by Kreayshawn is the last time I remember feeling alive.
about 1 month ago
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Rubba dub dub thanks for the dub! 🎶 Reggae beat 🎶
about 2 months ago
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This is nothing new but it's so much worse
about 2 months ago
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Semicolons; when you have two connecting thoughts but are also lazy
about 2 months ago
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Chewing my celery string like gum
about 1 month ago
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Brace yourselves. Winter...and football and having to wear multiple uncomfortable layers is coming
about 1 month ago
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My inheritance
about 1 month ago
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A hyuck!
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Rock. Robot Rock.
about 2 months ago
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Semicolons; when you have two connecting thoughts but are also lazy
about 2 months ago
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That hard sleep you go back to after getting up to poop; or deep shit sleep
about 2 months ago
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This is nothing new but it's so much worse
about 2 months ago
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I give smashing your finger with a hammer 2 stars
about 2 months ago
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Rubba dub dub thanks for the dub! 🎶 Reggae beat 🎶
about 2 months ago
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: modest mouse voice : 🎶 the screen time is killing me 🎶
about 2 months ago
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Fragrance commercials are the dumbest form of advertising.
about 2 months ago
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Happy 9/11!
about 2 months ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
about 2 months ago
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South Park could do the funniest thing RN
about 2 months ago
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I like how his final words were insinuating mass shooting statistics could be explained by gang violence (black & brown people)
about 2 months ago
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At the end of my life I'll think "I didn't hang out in my hammock enough" and I'll be right.
2 months ago
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I need the millennial pause cuz I'm never paying attention to the first couple words. Sometimes I let whole sentences go by.
2 months ago
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I'm so sorry to hear that you're struggling. I'll knock on wood for you.
2 months ago
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One of the two plants my dad planted before he passed turned out to be a male. Gonna save these seeds for next year and find out what this seed from 1990s brick weed is.
2 months ago
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Winter, and pain is coming.
2 months ago
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Tomorrow is Friday; for whomever it might just matter.
2 months ago
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Help!
2 months ago
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Thought it was Tuesday again. What a treat.
2 months ago
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Me ghosting my hit in front of my niece.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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Sometimes I'll be on bumble or the like and see something like "Jesus First!" and panic swipe left for like 3 people after that just to get away.
3 months ago
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If the wing place ever closes by where I live, I will go full sky king.
3 months ago
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I miss those trivia games on the tvs in bars
3 months ago
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I'mma go clean my gun
3 months ago
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Gonna start House of Leaves again. If I'm not back in a month, send a rescue team.
3 months ago
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Gob Bluth's suit bit, but now it's true because of the tariffs.
3 months ago
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