my squirtle has reached level 10 in pokemon fire red I’m so proud 🥹

took a nap and my 6 year old snuck under the covers with me and now she’s softly snoring 🥹

parenting is more fun if you ignore your parents’ advice

actually having some of the same interests as your kids is fun cause you have more to talk about than “how was your day” “what’d you learn at school” “garumph garumph”

I drew squirtle!!!

got a granola bar out of the pantry downstairs. in the time it took me to walk upstairs I forgot I had a granola bar in my pocket. get upstairs - what's this in my pocket? ooo!! how exciting! a granola bar!!!

caught my first pokemon in pokemon fire red 🥰⭐️

tfw rabbi calls you a “raging kabbalist”

started work on my work ticket this afternoon and then promptly felt so exhausted and out of it I slept for nearly two hours

his name is Bulby

bsky mostly bores me and that’s distressing

gyarados as requested!!! this one was a challenge

how i arrive on bsky

actual footage of me socializing

another nonbinary outfit for your consideration

blessings on my 8 yo son for insisting I watch pokemon it’s mostly the main thing I look forward to these days

I can show my 12 year old memes and she can read well enough to understand text based memes and this is why I have children

pokemon indigo league or fall asleep at 9pm hmmmmmm tough choices ahead of me

that moment when your joke about a plushy advertisement sparks discussion on christian eschatology

posting all the pokemon I recently drew in one post for your convenience (poor magikarp looks kinda out of place and like it knows it)

like what even? I’m aware and can perceive things?? what the fuck IS this???

you ever be drinking a cup of tea and then just get bored of it before it’s gone

medium sized sad

MAGIKARP I CHOOSE YOU!!! meanwhile, magikarp:

can’t sleep straight through the night becuz of woke (I’m pan)

why is my instagram feed suddenly just memes of people at grocery store aisles and they aren’t even funny

age 31, where you wait around bleary eyed and yearning until it’s a respectable time to go to sleep as an adult

now it’s going through my head…

blocked someone cause their handle kinda sounded like a really bad and awkward pun on the r word I mean maybe it wasn’t but…

what Pokemon should I draw next

almost everything exhausts me

UPDATE: Bill escaped and Jerry either died or otherwise became very lethargic we think because he wasn’t used to the warmth of the indoors so my daughter released him back into the snow

my six year old thinks taste buds are called “taste bugs” and I will never have the heart to correct her

why buy your kid toys when she can find two random bugs in the snow and bring them home in a Tupperware and name them Bill and Jerry

I love its expression “how dare you disturb my peace by perceiving me”

it’s snowing out!!

drawing boobs or pokemon are my two personalities

pansexual, which means i like boys, girls, and all the foods made in pans

why does body think three ish hours of sleep is enough 😩

ah yes a several inch long plastic toy centipede—exactly what I wish to see on my kitchen floor bleary eyed at half past midnight…

I’ll just be in bed with my creature listening to flying lotus and resting my feet

and in some unexpected course of events I am ice skating this afternoon

tortoise and a snake

I like Prince

it’s that time of night again… Prince or Pokemon??

“cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmooooooonnn” ~ daft punk

the chord progressions in daft punk instant crush are so nostalgic they hurt

the more I notice I don’t make sense the less confident I am that anything I think makes sense

that point of the high where you don’t remember how to spell but you remember which letters are in a given word so you just throw them in out of order and hope your autocorrect figures it out

I’m such a sucker for organized screaming (I like songs)