Because I have to try every fast food offering known to man I skipped lunch and had the new Dairy Queen Cinnamon Toast Crunch dipped cone for lunch. Not bad but wouldn’t get it again considering I can make ice cream for better macros and half the price.

The 75309th president is going to have a field day with indictments

Speaking of shots fired I’m going to shoot myself if ant is seriously hurt

Nothing like a playoff series to remind you how jokic and jamal murray are little bitch boys

Any time you can draft a lineman who has had two foot surgeries you gotta do it

I used to think Rudy gobert shouldn’t get to see his kids because he’s a conservative but now I think he shouldn’t cause he can’t grab a rebound

Between this and not really having a fed soc chapter that I can remember I think we know the country’s best law school

Good thing Rory won last year otherwise he’d maybe hang himself after this

Not getting off the bus and treating a sub .900 goalie like he’s Patrick Roy. Good stuff

Now that lent is over it's time to rank the fast food fish sandwiches for 2026: 1. Arby's fish deluxe [gigantic gap] 2. Arby's regular fish 3. Burger King 4. McDonald's 5. Dairy queen 6. Taco John's (although their fish taco would slot in at probably 3 or 4)

Every part of the lily plant is deadly to cats - even drinking water that lilies were sitting in can kill them. Other popular spring flowers like tulips and daffodils can also make them very sick, but there are plenty of beautiful and safe alternatives.

[witnessing an incredibly brutal murder] Boy what a good Friday

Gambling on sports is bad but I also think if I just bet against the twins every game I would own another house by August

I hope Tommy Lloyd comes out and says I don’t give a shit about Kansas in his postgame interview

My anti otzelberger to KU reasoning is coming out in full force here. If his teams aren’t allowed to play football defensively they’re in trouble

I think KUs next basketball coach is coaching either tonight or tomorrow night so I am engaging in some scouting

If Tiger and jair bolsonaro ever got into a car together some sort of super virus would be created

Oh is there a sportsball on I only know sportspuck now

I assume our AD will be on the phone with Tommy Lloyd shortly after this one

Can’t believe I have as much riding on Gonzaga as I do. Mickey Mouse program

I’m not really expecting much out of KU but unlike the last two years if they play to their potential they can beat anyone so I have the familiar pre ncaa tournament panic attack coming on

I should not have the ability to golf in March. It is too warm. Thankfully I totally expect things to improve and not slowly get worse.

@scalzi.com I am just starting book two of the interdependency series and wanted to say I am loving it so far although I’m awful with names so I did have to make a cheat sheet to keep everyone straight

We need to get rid of the portal so the first round of the ncaa tournament can be fun again

I haven’t brought this complaint over to Bluesky yet but I absolutely hate the standardized ncaa courts and wish they’d go back to playing on the normal floors. At the very least do it for the first two rounds.

The wbc was awesome. I look forward to watching my next baseball game in 7 months

I’m not a huge baseball guy anymore but the wbc has been awesome.

My conspiracy theory is Matt Berry doesn’t actually sound like that

The Ivy title game has consistently been good ever since they went to a tournament. I assume whoever wins this game beats Kansas next week

since everyone is clamoring for my best picture nominee rankings: 1. train dreams 2. obaa 3. the secret agent 4. sinners 5. bugonia 6. marty supreme 7. sentimental value 8.f1 9. hamnet 10. frankenstein

Me watching Kansas play basketball

This dude is the final boss of charisma

What

That was maybe the best Winter Olympics of my lifetime. The 2006 ones were great too. I guess just let Italy host them all

Put Connor Hellebuyck on the dollar bill

Holy shit they did it

Unfortunately this does look like a matchup between some of the best players to ever play hockey and some of the most middling penalty killers in the league

I don’t know how I’m supposed to go back to watching regular sports and tv/movies after this

Binnington is awful just shoot the fucking puck from anywhere

I am already depressed about the end of the Olympics

I like all of the speed skating but mass start is electric. I need to move to the Netherlands

I think if klaebo wins the 50k tomorrow it’s the most impressive single Olympics performance ever and already probably is 3rd or 4th

I’m guessing everyone is watching hockey but there is a spot on the short track rink that is obviously messed up and it caused multiple people to just straight up fall

I can’t believe they ruined whiskey Friday with Tony dropukil

3 on 3 OT should be advantage USA but it’s still incredibly lame

Ah time for the quadrennial USA hockey choke job. At least it wasn’t yesterday I guess.

Great recovery by women’s curling to survive to make the semis and pretty big upset for them to make the semis in the first place

Glad I didn’t jinx things by telling someone that Sweden didn’t look threatening at all that whole OT

Good thing USA hockey didn’t leave 2 of their best goalscorers at home.

Weird to see Mitch Marner coming up clutch while wearing a maple leaf