How would you get a small cylinder unstuck from a snail shell filled with snail goo and slime? It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed.

i don’t think

popular band that does a lot of anime music is doing a concert near where i live: 😃 tickets start at around $100 for absolutely horrible seats: 😨

normal people when they were teens: wow, i can’t wait to be an adult and have so much freedom! me when i was a teenager: maypoh stowee (•-•) 🍁🍄

the reason my model has shorts is because they’re comfy and easy to wear!

there’s a portion of my day at work when we all go out and carpool and there’s this one intersection by a forest that had a dollar stuck in the grass for over a half a year and we’d always cheer when we saw it like THE DOLLAR IS STILL THERE 🗣️

my islanders’ love lives in Tomodachi Life are wild. Pan and Luigi are in love with Sadako from The Ring. Sadako used to be in love with Pan but now she’s in love with Miku. Miku is in love with my partner and my partner is in love with me. Then there’s me who is just blissfully unaware lol

the other day i went to burger king with a bunch of people from work and i guess they decided to be nice and give us each discounts cuz it was a lot of people but getting hit with a senior discount was a kind of whiplash ive never experienced before in my life 🥀

I forgot, I drew this for Secret Art Santa last year! Do not ask me why Eevee is this shape, I do not have an answer lol

me playing tomodachi life: - makes my vtuber sona - makes me - makes my partner - makes Cookin’ Mama Baby I think my priorities are in order ✨

even though it was never rigged (because i never learned live2d) i technically made my own very first model back in like…2018???

i woke up at like 1 this morning to the sound of a loud crash and when i looked around, i saw my giant metal desk mounted mic arm on the floor??? i’ve had that thing for like a year, why did it just now decide to fall over on its on in the middle of the night???

bunny girl sadako figure... save me.. save me bunny girl sadako figure

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i hate the heat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guess whose AC died in the middle of the night during a heatwave? 🫠 thank goodness i found some (probably expired) packets of [unnamed gamer energy drink powder cuz they don’t sponsor me] and hopefully that will get me through the day until i can maybe buy a new AC. im so tired!

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T’is Time for Fanart, #wiP rincess

i played REPO for the first time yesterday and it was super fun!! friendslop games are always great but it can be hard to get people together 🫠

my phone: hey there’s an update but it’ll happen tonight when you’re sleeping, so don’t worry about it also my phone: *randomly restarts to apply the update during the day anyway when i need it the most (i was in the bathroom)*

one time my mom forwarded me an email and texted me saying ITS VERY IMPORTANT so i opened it without thinking and my browser was like WHOAWHOAWHOAHEY THATS A VIRUS, BUDDY so I was like wtf mom this is spam??? and she said “oh sorry i didn’t actually look at the email” ???????????

if you’re a mushroom themed vtuber, you can call your fans “shroom-mates” 🍄 just food for thot

it do be like this sometimes

𝒦𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓀 ‘𝑒𝓂 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝒹! ~*~ #art | #ventart | #original

i drew something today though! but it’s for someone’s birthday and kinda different from what i usually draw

sorry i haven’t really been posting of streaming lately. i guess im feeling burnt out on life idk

why is the default option for changing your wallpaper on iphone make it blurry? who tf wants their chosen photo to be blurry???

started watching the new season for one of my favorite shows and just the new opening alone filled me with so much happiness i cried a little 🥹

when it’s been a year after paying for a commission only to be met with excuses and eventually radio silence 🫠

i tried getting mario galaxy movie tickets earlier and every single time a lot all day long was sold out?!? 🥹 does nobody go to work???

i’m NOT going to see the new Mario movie! 😤

when i was a little snail, i got really into touhou project and even roleplayed it in an online chat room but one day i decided to print the entire list of characters page from wikipedia which was like 100 pages and my dad was FURIOUS i wasted so much ink LOL

lately i’ve been listening to some old touhou related music i used to listen to back in like highschool and honestly it still hits the same 😌

i’ve been chasing the high of playing maplestory for the first time in middle school for my whole life

can i eat just a little black mold? as a treat? 🥺

𝒦𝓃𝑜𝒸𝓀 ‘𝑒𝓂 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝒹! ~*~ #art | #ventart | #original

as an american i think it is absolutely hilarious when i see people say “americans explaining things be like: so imagine a burger…” LOL

i had a dream that i saw a funny text post but for some reason i stole it word for word and i was so nervous people were gunna find out but i couldn’t delete it???

sorry, i’m married to the grind *takes a nap*

i spent like all of yesterday sleeping, i’m just so tired lately 🥱

Huzzah! Donothon coming in April! See you on Monday, April 6th at 12pm central!

we beat the whole game in one sitting WOOO!!! we sure ROCKED that one 😎 thank you to everyone who stopped by and said hi~ 💚 now we gotta play the sequel!

🔴 Me rock. Me smashing at 7:30pm EST

going to try and stream tomorrow at 7:30 EST. thinking of trying out Rock Of Ages because I want to destroy things as a funny boulder 🌝

And that of people around me too

i once went to a store that had a wall of blind boxes and there was a couple of grown men just opening them all one by one to see what was inside and while i’d want to laugh at it, honestly gambling is so dumb that i find it hard to blame them since they didn’t get caught lol