That damned witch your mother warned you about.

I feel like if I ever get a genie, I can confidently wish for all Liberals to shut the fuck up, knowing that I'll get that one on the house.

I am once again reminding you all to play Chrono Trigger. It is literally an allegory for fossil fuels, and the horrors that mass energy extraction has enabled in modern times, and a reminder that the power of the sun is a strong ally for a better tomorrow.

It seems like VRchat really wants people to use Resonite...

sapphic feelings 💞

Furry dudes saying "Hey random person I just met, I think you have fantastic boobs in your profile picture. Okay, now I give you permission to talk" then saying it's not sexual harassment because A: We're Furries. B: It's in my profile picture. This is why a lot of women leave the fandom...

I just unironically got my first "SO YOU HATE WAFFLES?!" moment on Bluesky. Like no, that's a whole new sentence there. 🫶

This take only makes sense if you accept the capitalist status quo that culture can be owned by individuals as an asset, and ignore the thousands of years of literary history where people literally just rewrote each other's stories, and art history of people reproducing the master's art.

Seriously, it feels like someone saying that Doom is a terrible game because the 3DO port exists.

Game Reviewer don't use the PC Port of Sonic Adventure to imply that Sonic Adventure is actually bad, IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENgE 3AM (Feat. Freakbob) REAL. Bad ports aren't indicative of the quality of the original game.

I think those kinds of relatable / viral ads fail because you can detect the motive to sell you things, and that makes the rest of the package unappealing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0K5...

Honestly it feels like Home Depot realized that their new theme song went viral and they've been trying so hard to do viral marketing ever since, but all the attempts to do it just come across as disingenuous. It's like the Wendy's "Meme" commercials. More annoying than relatable.

I just found out about the biggest Sonic The Hedgehog hater group out there. Like the one with the most sway in the industry. They're apparently called "SEGA", and somehow they publish all the games despite actively sabotaging half of them.

I feel like just uploading other people's content and slapping D&D terms on it in white text is just like, a new meta for content theft. Like yeah, you added "When the ranger talks to the paladin" but like... That's just kind of a vapid addition that doesn't change the fact you're a reupload farm

You're into LGBT? Why don't you get into Let's Go Buy Trans cuties dinner

I remember this but don't remember what it was called. I'll just boost this in case one of my moots knows.

Fat shaming is a huge societal issue. At the same time, do not accuse people who lose weight of fat shaming for talking about it. That is also a form of body shaming. Imagine seeing someone else happy, and thinking "Is this about me?". Other people's lives aren't a subtweet about YOU.

Like ways of making clothes that give you sloppy, uneven, jagged topology. There's a case for paid Remeshing add ons saving you, but these tutorials tell you to use the in built remeshing tools. Rigging, weight painting, and posing/animating anything made that way will be actual torture.

I've finally reached that level of Blender knowledge where some tutorials piss me off, because I know for a fact they're doing something in a sloppy, inefficient way, that teaches bad habits. One of the worst parts of learning Blender is unlearning junk like this.

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

"Running an art contest for commercial use isn't a scam" A dishonest tactic to deprive artists of the legal right to be paid for their intellectual property? Fam, that's 3 for 3, what are you actually smoking? Some people literally do not think before speaking.

So yeah, don't buy TCG Card Shop Simulator if you're okay with this kind of bullshit. Imagine having a breakout success, then e-begging for free commercial use art, instead of just paying your artists. Exposure doesn't put food on my table.

I'm sick of seeing art contests where the winner's art gets used COMMERCIALLY without payment. That's highly unethical, you cannot use someone's art commercially without getting a license to do so, and by making it a contest you're basically getting the free labor of all entrants.

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Is it odd that I hated orange Fanta until the diet version came out? I don't know why, it just hits different. Hoping they make a zero sugar strawberry soon

When it comes to Nintendo Villain thirst I get people liking Bowser and Wolf so much, heck I'm a huge Wolf fan. Never really got Ganondorf, but you know who gets underrated? Ridley is literally a giant space dinosaur dragon with hands big enough to hold your head like an egg. 10/10, no notes.

I like a lot of what they've added to Overwatch, but I swear every time the game gets a large update the dumbest people on this earth reinstall and make the game unplayable for a month, then ragequit again. I just had a backline sniper Junker Queen. She was plinking with her shotgun next to our Ana

I'm gonna be honest, I wish the Overwatch crossover skins weren't "Lore friendly cosplay" of the characters. Cassidy as Spike looks bad. Imagine the possibilities if they made the crossover skins the way Smite does, with full visuals for the crossover character, rather than just a costume.

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Apologies to anyone who missread my last post about Fence Sitters as being about Face Sitters. I'm fine with Face Sitters, power to you, sit on them faces. Just no FENCES. 😘

I've you're "Both Sides"ing and Fence sitting in today's world you're dead to me until you admit that not taking a side is just sitting and watching evil happen because you don't have the moral conviction to stand up and make the world better. If you're so weak, and passionless, get out of my sight

So there's a level editor for Rayman 1... When we gonna start making Kaizo Hacks? We need Rayman 1 Kaizo

/// Spoiler warning for Chrono Trigger /// Chrono Trigger's real villain is someone who exploits a destructive power that will destroy the world someday, to create an abundance in their time, then hordes it amongst an upper class that literally lives above the impoverished masses. Seems familiar...

BRB is just a foreshortening of "BIRB". It indicates to others that there is a very important Birb that needs your attention, and you haven't the time to explain in full. They must be patient while you attend to the Birb, for this is a task of the highest order. No delay may be brooked.

If you bring a messed up premise that hurts people to a conversation, and cloak it in smiles, and an air of decorum, you have already broken decorum. There is no decorum where hurting innocent and vulnerable people is given equal weight as not hurting them. Respectability politics can eat my ass

Vore furries with judgey prude vibes are the ultimate "Huh?" moment. Like my brother in christ you you are throwing stones in your glass house, the call is coming from inside the house.

Having giftcards to places that don't sell food when you need food is the reason I want Giftcards to be banned. They exist for money laundering, and scams. When you give someone a gift card you're really just giving them money with hoops they have to deal with. I just want to buy produce.

Just found an "I use Arch BTW" in the wild...

Not even for free~

Castlevania fans are the reason we haven't gotten a new game since Lords Of Shadow 2. LoS2 sucked, but gosh dang I wouldn't wanna make a game for these man children after seeing how they got mad over "Netflix Wokevania". So fragile they can't handle Sypha being in an animated Castlevania 3.

Honestly nothing disinterests me more than the words "A Metroid Prime game where you don't feel alone" It's up there with "A Katamari Game where you don't feel Joyful" and "A Metal Gear game that doesn't make you sad". What's the point? Why take out the emotional core of your game???

Beans are cold, need a cute face to warm them on 😔

The fact Hector was so butchered in the Castlevania Anime still kind of irks me. Like you didn't need to downgrade Hector to make Isaac the best character in the show, you could have had both of them be good, but instead Hector is now a whiny lil baby who just lets people walk all over him.

I feel like Castlevania Harmony Of Dissonance gets hated for when it came out rather than what it was. If it was just the arcadey roguelite Castlevania that came out between two metroidvanias, we'd think better of it. But no, it's the last game before Lord Of Shadow came and rebooted everything.

If I had a dollar for every time a beloved NES game had a sidescrolling RPG sequel on NES with open world exploration, towns, cryptic hints, and a quest to stop the return of the villain from the first game... I'd have 2 dollars, which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it happened more than once

Workshopping a new concept. It's called a Parallel Under. It's where two pieces of media are both good, but they stay in their lanes and don't interact. I would like more Paralel Unders. Not every piece of media needs to crossover with everything else. Funko slop is getting tiring.

I say this as the biggest ATLA fan. Get this out of Magic The Gathering. I love Peanut Butter, I love Garlic Bread. I do not want peanut butter on my garlic bread just so the people who make garlic bread and the people who make peanut butter can "Enter new markets".

I'm not gonna sugar coat it. God Of War 1, the original not the sequel pretending to be a soft reboot. Combat constantly slowing to a crawl because of hyper armour, enemies running away, stuns, and QTEs. Terrible platforming with whole areas dedicated to platforming.

What's it like being a Mascot Horror villain? Like imagine chasing a MF half your size with no natural defences around but they keep going in vents, and lockers, and throwing stuff, till eventually after 18 hours of frustration they drop you in lava or some shit. Gotta be the worst time imaginable.